1 ween 2 weene LIMERICK ABOUT A MAN FROM CALCUTTA There was a young man from CalcuttaWho spent his life in the gutta.Till the tropical heatGot the best of his meat,And turned his cream to butta.

1 zanere 2 wenane MAN OF THE HOUSE A man and his wife were on their honeymoon. The husband took off his pants and handed them to his wife."See if they fit.""They don't.""Now you see who will wear the pants in this house." She thought a little while, and took off her panties and asked him to try them on."I can't get into these.""And you won't, either, with that attitude."