Sir.Samuel and Sun.Strike (p.s idk how to hyper link...) One day three explorers are exploring an ancient forest when they get captured by a cannibal tribe. The leader of the tribe says if you want to live,then you must pass a test, but if you don't, then we will eat you. The first part of the test was to find 10 of 1 fruit. The first Explorer came back with 10 apples. The second part of the test was to insert them up your gluteos maximus(you know...) without making any sound or expression. So he inserted 3 apples up his... but on his 4th he winced and he was eaten. The second Explorer came with 10 berries. He inserted 9 up his... but on his 10th he burst out laughing and he was eaten too. In heaven the 2 men met where the 1st man asked the 2nd why he laughed. The 2nd man said I laughed because I saw the 3rd man with 10 pinnaples... (XD sorry if it's too long or slightly disturbing)