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Bill Gates: I went to Bank yesterday to talk about a Loan. Man: What do you need a Loan for? Bill Gates: I don't ,the Bank does. (bill gates= richest man in the world)

YEAH! DEVELOPERS SHOULD BE VOTED TO GET 9999999999999999 YEARS CHAT BAN! AND GAME BAN!

when you think your a pro gold hunter and you look at the top 100

I got some good news and bad news, since both follow the bad i'll start with the bad news- Its about the 10th time this pathetic contest comes up. good news= i read the first few pages of comments and couldn't find a single complaint about the contest seems like everyone i remember who complained about the contests just moved on with life and now tanki's down to ashes with the few new tankers who don't know what coming for them. -_- :(

loudest volume recommended

oh hh i get it cause the tanki updates changed it lmao hhh

i bet 5 dollers u'll cry.

net worth is pretty obvious.

https://youtu.be/9sg-A-eS6Ig?list=RDkJQP7kiw5Fk <3

thats the last time i'm posting a joke.

most kills in 30 minutes 388 kills??????????? that is simply impossible i have been playing for 3 years and got m4 hammer m4 viking with the finest modules and barely managed to get 80 kills in 15 minutes and i have seen tons of good m4s all the time ,even in the dm tournaments noone made that much kills.

boy asks his wife "do you want me to get you a spiner?" wife: what do i need a spiner for , i got you. husband:what do you mean? wife: "you go around all day and don't do anything"