This is not me, but can I submit this for highest K/D? Nickname: Impactive K/D: 4846.00 http://imgur.com/gallery/R4lmA

Thx

Oops that guys was in the original idea, then I guess I forgot about him. Gotta edit, thx again

Lmao and thx BTW

lol

And yeah you have to worry about Striker too these days.

Ikr

Ok. I said that it was my opinion, you are totally entitled to your opinion :D

No offense intended to the readers of this article. I'm pretty sure that every one of you guys has felt very angry at least once in your Tanki career, in the good old days it just used to be the druggers and the occasional troll that you had to worry about. But now-a-days you have to worry about a lot more tankers, here is my list of the Top 10 Most Annoying Types of Players in TO. 10. The Over-Friendly Teammate. These players are usually not annoying and sometimes are very helpful, but there are instances in which that these players try to troll you, go offline for a second and voila! There is a tank on you doing the extremely obnoxious ritual of Tanki Mating... Yes, a little while later after you realize what is happening, you get a burning sensation in your ears and you get that feeling you get when you are publicly humiliated. These players are usually very rare, but the chance of them popping up in random battles are not low. I really wouldn't mind a friendly Isida tagging along during a battle, but beware of Rails, they love to use their ridiculously high impact force to make you flip while going up or down ramps (I love to do it ;) ). Technically these players are not usually annoying, but hey, I needed to dig up some types players, cuz Top 9 Most Annoying Types of Players won't be an attractive title, to all you friendly teammates out there, please don't stop being friendly and all friendly Isidas please don't stop healing us, but please don't flip me when I have the flag :D . 9. The Mult. The Mult is a very common kind of player in Tanki, mults in DMs are very useful for those kills, but mults in team battles are the main reason your team loses, there are two kinds of mults, the Mult that doesn't do anything or respond in any way, but just lie still, kinda like they are offline, then there is the mult that is active and very much playing, but not exactly contributing to the battle, they will be interested in nailing a flip, doing some parkour or just driving around and around and around the map. If you find a mult, you are most likely to find a lot of people around him trying to Tanki Mate him :blink:. Overall these aren't very annoying unless of course they are making your team lose badly and M0s are practically capturing the flag. 8. "The Goldbox Pls Admin" Tanker. These players are seen in almost every battle. These are typically very annoying because they just sit around saying "gold pls admin" and make your team lose. I couldn't post a screenshot so here is an example of the chat when it is infested by these players: Random.Noob: gold pls admin Random.Noob: gold pls adminnn Random.Noob: gold gold gold gold plsss admin Random.Noob: gold plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls adminnnnnn Player Random.Noob has been banned for a day. Reason: Flood That is typically what happens to every gold asker out there. If there are admins out there who have the ability drop golds please drop one just for the sake of us normal players, so we won't have to deal with the cancerous "Gold pls Admin" players. P.S if there really is a player called Random.Noob, I am just using your nickname for an example, and there is no offense intended. 7. The Parkour Troll. If you have played on the test server, the first thing most of you would do is get Thunder+Wasp M3, buy some supplies and some other equipment. Then off you go to parkour. The last time I played on the test server, there was this Rail+Hornet M3 on the enemy team and he had covered one-quarter of the map with mines and killed everyone in sight. It was a Kungur Parkour battle and he covered all the possible parkour areas. But the good thing was, he was killed by a drugging shaft. Man, that noise when all those mines disappeared :lol: :lol: :lol:. 6. The Liar. These players are very annoying and they are only in the General Chat. They typically lie to you saying that they will drop golds, here is an example of it: Random.Tanker: Polygon CP go go go I will drop golds. I once joined a Poly CP battle which was advertised like that, it was very convincing, he/she had bought a Premium Account and could possibly be a gold dropper, and the battle filled in less than 2 minutes. In the end, we were all asking for the gold, and then that guy/girl said: "You guys are sheep, didn't you notice that supplies are disabled???" Ohhhhh the humiliation!!! In the end, a normal gold dropped and I missed it, as usual <_<. 5. The Drugging Shaft that kills during Gold. We have all met this guy/girl that drugs a double damage while using shaft and aims it directly at the drop point and kills anyone that gets near it for fun. I really rage a lot when this happens. The chat instantly gets spammed with a lot of " * ". It doesn't have to be a shaft, a lot of people start to kill when a gold is dropping, and I hate when that happens, just wait till it starts to drop and kill, then it is kind of OK, but when the siren comes on! Come on people have a heart. 4. The Fire Starter. This is the kind of player that comes up to your face and says something very bad about your parents, this typically starts an extremely heated squabble, here is an example of the chat when this happens, I will not post the beginning of the usual squabble because then this post might not be approved. FireStarter: ****** Normal.Player: you ********* FireStarter: Go home noob kid Normal.Player: You go home ************** Fire.Starter:********* ******** ***** Normal.Player: **************** ***************** ~The asterisks ( * ) are meant to represent imaginary and non-real swear words, they are not meant to be related to a real swear word, and if they are related, it is purely coincidental~ This usually results in both players getting banned, or the victim rage quitting the battle. This is a very good but risky tactic when it comes to making the best player in the enemy side leave, although there is a very high chance of you getting banned, many players use this tactic, but yeah, most players ignore these kinds of players nowadays. 3. The Drugger. Every one of us has met at least two hundred druggers in our Tanki career, the extremely annoying and very ancient drugger, they existed in the game since the day the supplies were added. They are very annoying because they just drug a double armor, double damage and a speed boost and dominate the battle, not without the help of a few repair kits as well. The thing about druggers, is the fact that they mostly have almost zero skill, mind you many skilled players resort to drugging, but to drug is to instantly label you as a "noob". If you join a battle and the enemy team has a drugger, then you might as well leave it, because, unless you have a drugger on your side, your team is gonna get slaughtered. Druggers on your team are very handy because it almost guarantees victory. But we all have to face the fact that we are never gonna be able to get into the first three positions in the battle because of the drugger. Even Tanki labels supplies as an "unfair advantage" (go check the achievements related to supplies). So if there are any druggers reading these, please, PLEASE reduce the drugging and stop making me rage quit battles. 2. The Buyer. No, I'm not talking about the old kind of buyer, the one that only buys crystals, they were less annoying, but since the new update where you can buy kits and supplies from the shop for money, the already disliked buyer, has now become hated by the non-buyers, I have to say that winning and getting a good place in a battle with a decent share of the battle fund is now very hard to accomplish because of the buyers, the game is seething with buyers nowadays and there is no way that you can win a battle if one of these is your enemy. The most unfair thing is that buyers begin to have M1s and M2s at very low ranks. Here is a very good example of a buyer in the low ranks, I know that his equipment is noob compared to the pros equipment, but at that rank, this is pretty much OP. Here is the link to his rating page: http://ratings.tankionline.com/en/user/Buyer/ [results might change due to player progressing in the game]. And in my opinion buying is for noobs, if you buy, that means you choose to take the easy way and not to grind and save up for something, only real grinders will know the happiness you get from saving and saving and saving up for something and then, finally getting it, you can buy the whole world with money, but you can never feel the happiness you get from grinding for something and then getting it. OK! Getting a little emotional there, now let's move onto number one. 1. The Drugging Buyer. And FINALLY, we have come to THE MOST annoying kind of player in the game. These not only have spent money on the game and have gotten upgrades at very low ranks, but they drug as well, these are THE most dangerous kind of players in the game. They usually have Tornado or some OP kit at the rank of WO5, and then they buy the 1500 piece supply kit, once, or maybe twice, sometimes thrice, and dominate every single battle they join. They will literally crush whole enemy teams, and win the battle with ease. They rank up in insane amounts of time, I used to know a guy who bought and played fifteen hours a day, and got Generalissimo (he is probably a Legend now) in 4 months. And that is a very little amount of time, I've played this game for 3 years and I'm only a WO5, OK I have gotten banned in many accounts and I have started over many times, so I think it is reasonable for me to be here at this rank currently. If you go up to a drugging buyer and try to kill him, you are toast. It will be like a bug attacking a human, eventually, when they DO notice you, they will turn around and squash you. Drugging buyers dominate every battle they join (usually, unless of course it is already infested with drugging buyers), even if they are on your team you will only be able to get 6th place, even if you do get like to the second place, you will get only like 97 crystals from a 1.5k crystal battle fund. That is because you have like 250 experience gained in the battle, and he/she has like 2 500. Please to all you drugging buyers out there, please stop drugging and buying, and I hope I haven't offended you. Here is a very good example of the Drugging Buyer, can someone register this for Tanki World Records for the highest K/D? Here is the link: http://ratings.tankionline.com/en/user/Impactive/ [results might change due to player progressing in the game]. That's it, guys... Wait you thought this article was over? Well, SURPRISE it ISN'T. I'm giving you guys two bonus types of annoying player. The Ordinary Shaft. We all know that shaft is a very popular turret... among the noobs :P. Well yes, it sometimes might get tricky, but it is very easy to use and it makes a Wasp/Hornet flaggy pee their pants when they see that laser on their tank, well yeah, they have reduced the power, but before, M1 Shafts had the ability to one shot Hornet M2s! I think that hasn't changed, though. Shafts are very annoying because they pop out of nowhere and kill you. I'm not saying that you should stop using Shaft or something, but you guys should try using more hard turrets, (Shaft being noob is MY opinion, and you are entitled to yours, so please don't rage :D). Here is a very good example of a Shaft player: This is the link: http://ratings.tankionline.com/en/user/C_H_A_M_P_I_O_N/ [results might change due to player progressing in the game]. It is a very good K/D for a non-drugger. The CTF/RGB Bandit. Now this type of player needed a spot on my list but what kind of a title is "Top 11 Most Annoying Types of Players In Tanki Online"? (I first lacked types or players, and now after that I have more than I need :lol: ) And yes I did kinda forget him until my good friend etha2007_awesome reminded me, thanks again mate. Let's say you are in an awesome CTF/RGB battle, you go and get the enemy's flag, you realize that your Override supply is ready, you activate it, sweet, now you have all supplies activated, and that mine you dropped finished that pesky enemy Freeze who decide to tag along with you, you zip through the map, you arrive at your own flag, your heart rate has returned to normal, you are safe... But what is this? There is a Ricochet M3 with Titan M3 sitting on your flag, oh, maybe the dude is defending, that's nice of him, so you move in for the capture, but woah, here comes the "defender", he pushes you, you try to move around him, but he is too fast for you and he sits on the flag again, he pushes you further, you are freaking out, the Override is running out, maybe that Freeze you killed has re-spawned, maybe the Freeze is now going nuts trying to get revenge, "Move" you type in the team chat, "Gimme the flag" he replies, your ears feel warm, you face turns a bit red, and you feel like teaching him all the bad words in your vocabulary, but let's face it, his tank is too strong for you, you reluctantly drop the flag, he takes it and captures it. Now that type of player is very annoying indeed, the little nut cases don't get the fact that the guy who brought the flag the longest way get's more exp, but I guess they have realized that finally, because they are getting a bit rare, this type of player can be present in RGB mode too. So if you are like this, please stop doing it, go get your own flag to capture. Like if you enjoyed the article and which one did you think was the most annoying? Did I miss a type of player? Comment down below :) . That is it guys for this article, I hope you enjoyed, I worked really hard on this one, so I hope the moderator approves it. Best of luck in your gaming and normal life, hope you don't have to meet some of these players, and I hope I haven't offended any of you and happy gaming :D :D :D !!!

What about bringing back the old game mode ASL?

Many of you legitimate or non-buying players must have felt the small feeling you get when you are in a battle, when you are getting completely destroyed by the buyers in Tanki, yes there always were buyers, but they were not this painful. If you have a good gun or if you have plenty of skill or if you are a buyer yourself, then maybe you might have not felt it, but yes, many of us have felt it. The fact is, the Tanki Devs, have added the ability to buy KITS for money, yes many of you might have seen the new shop. This makes the buyers come totally into power. AND they have the 1500 Supply Piece Kit for a very little amount, this makes them totally invincible in battles. Nowadays you can't join the side with the highest ranking players, because buyers have the ability to buy kits from a very small rank. So sometimes you join a battle, and find out that the enemy side is swarming with Sergeant-Majors with Matrix Kit or Harvester or Siberian or whatever. Before, the buyers could only buy crystals and had to wait for the proper rank to buy kits, so they were very tolerable and didn't affect the game's fun factor. But NOW they are buying left and right and slaughtering us left and right with their brand new, money bought, Thunder M1s,M2s.M3s. It won't matter if you are getting slaughtered by tankers above you rank or of the same rank, you can at least feel less bitter about it, but when a Sergeant-Major comes out of nowhere and slaughters you, you can't help feeling bad. AND they have removed MOST of the kits from the in game garage and put them for on sale for money. Tanki must be getting a lot of money cause there are some players who have bought over 4500 gold boxes, the former 3zb was one of them, but now he has changed his nickname and you get a corporal instead of a Generalissimo. Yes, I'm pretty sure every one of us could buy, but the question is, how many tankers will be willing to spend money on a game? The funny thing is, you don't have to be on the losing side to taste bitter defeat, even if you are in the winning side it is very difficult to get to the first four positions in a battle. That is because buyers are dominating the battle and you have a lousy 163 exp while the buyers are hitting 500, in a 15 minute battle. Buyers are extremely dangerous (let's imagine you are a bug, if you bite them, they will turn around and squash you!). The only way to stay safe from them is to buy your self or drug like crazy. Buyers are also pros at pressing the 1,2,3,4,5 and occasionally the 6 buttons on their keyboard. I have gone long enough rattling on about the nasty buyers and let's get to the point. PLEASE STOP giving power to the buyers devs, if you plan to give more just give some to us legit and non-buying players, like a daily gift :D . So I have come to the end of my article.....soo peace out :) . NO OFFENSE INTENDED TO THE BUYERS HERE :D . And also this article was to be funny and not exactly serious, but please.... could you devs just give us legit players a daily gift at least? :) :) :)

What about a laser weapon? ;)