No, because I'm a nice dude. I'll ban you ​instead. TPBM will reach the Generalissimo rank by January 1st next year.

I don't get to post! :( Ok, make up a compliment for the player above you (TPAM). It can be a good or a bad one but I don't want anything too rude or offensive - obviously :lol: . Make sure that MY compliment explains what a pro I am (ok, on my profile view, you'll see that I have a considerably big gap between my death and kills ratio) and how beautiful and handsome I am. Even my backside looks amazing! :P

4.5.6.7.8.9

I have. . . wait I'll go check my acc. . . ​PLEASE WAIT. THIS WILL TAKE AFEW MINUTES. ​Ok, I have-DOWNLOAD COMPLETE​-789 crystals! ​Haha, 789 like 1.2.3!

Jump hack because I can easily rank up in my other account which is only ranks below mine at the moment. WYR live in England (Rule Britannia!!) or live in Russia?

Ooh, how ​UNCOOL England

(Ooh, toughie, I know about the poor souls on that launch.) I jumped out of the capsule, whilst wearing a heat-proof suit, on re-entry before my skin was burned down to the bone. I have my machine-gun (with a cool optical scope) poking out of a window (as you do) and shoot several (rather pointed) bullets at TPBM; I see that my target's body has been ripped to shreds.

I know how you feel :lol:

I build a time machine (after recovering radiation sickness) and change the past by asking Superman to destroy all aliens on Earth. Not only do I save myself, I save the world. A gun fires from nowhere and a bullet is embedded in TPBM's heart.

Cool

Mammoth because there's more armour and there isn't much speed difference between the two hulls. WYR have my account or make a new one?

No. Malasia?

no 14th?

Aibroner0088

Interstellar: my all time favourite.

Oh, that's pretty epic!

I found this on the forum earlier thanks to Cpt.JackHammer

This is my new favourite song. This is also a favourite.

That's pretty cool. HAHA! If you're like really cool in your Wasp M3 XT and Thunder M3 and come out in smoky and hunter M0! Gosh, I could go in with Smoky M1 and Hunter M0; it can't get any more noob than that. Unless the Smoky is M0, that is. :unsure:

Yea, the tutorial is the best part of Tanki. I get to look like a pro, not just in my rubbish M1 and M0 stuff. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Ok, I want some great hull to go with my Smoky M1. The only M1 hull that I have is a Mammoth, so I want a nice M1 hull for my Smoky. Please, what should I buy?

Well, that just goes against what you said first. ​​(Hey, nice weapon. Thunder M2)

sigh, you said it.

There shouldn't, well, actually, there isn't. I kill during goldbox battle. It's great! I once killed five people with my Smoky M1, didn't get it, but I was epically close! Another time, I caught a goldbox because I was shooting, that was just great. If you don't kill, you don't get the gold! Besides, only the very best of noobs say 'No-kill, noobs! Otherwise I'll delete your account!'' WHAT?! Just kill to kill to catch. It's really simple, you fool.

I'm sorry, I know this is a page for fans of Club Penguin, but I found it pretty boring. No offence, of course. :lol: