Tanki made my paint into a reality? http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=273296&p=5983191 can i have 100k crystals?

Alternative lie: K_A_H_U_6_A_JI could have just simply used an alt and killed it 3000+ times (rip kdr).

If the general played his cards right he would be the one basking in all the glory. The bombs went off in the bomb shelter signalling another attack. Reports had come through that the Cross Alliance's weapon can fire at immense range, and have direct damage while still concealed from the shafts. The general was impressed by the Alliance's intelligence, knowing the conquering would be difficult but would be even sweeter. However, even his bravest tankers with the gigantic Mammoths and protection modules still couldn't travel a few meters without this new weapon obliterating them. The general took a sense of relief in the fact that the enemy has yet to send its infantry, yet even he knew it was a matter of time before the fort was captured. A postman burst into the compact office room with a face of discomfort. "General Harper, we have captured our first photos of this 'mega weapon.'" "Well what are you waiting for show me, fool? said the impatient general. The postman tinkered with the envelope, then opened it up to reveal 3 photos of a massive machine similar to a smoky. "That's all? An extended Smoky is destroying our finest mammoths and Titans?" "Well sir you do have to realize there is a... distinct feature of this new weapon." "Which is?" "It possesses the unique ability to fire over 100's of meters with extreme accuracy, damage, and shrapnel shells. In short this is a perfect weapon". The General stood in shock and awe of how a weapon so similar to the most basic of his, could be dismantling his whole army. "Is there anyway to stop this machine?". "None that we know of, but there is still time." As the postman finished his last words, another bomb went off,and knocked the lighting out. An all out offense was a foolproof plan, and nothing could stop it... but if it did we would lose all our men, morale, and Mammoths. The general was distraught with making a decision, lingering at the fort meant certain doom, and going all out meant certain doom too. In the end the general chose an all out blitzkrieg, knowing even if he died he would be hailed a hero. At 0600 hours they would launch an extreme offensive against this "weapon of mass destruction" in the hopes of seizing it and using it to their advantage. General Harper had been ready for this moment since he was born, and in 2 hours all the fireworks would light up, or the bomb shells. A fleet of 84 Hunters, 62 Vikings, 37 Titans, and 135 Mammoths were at the ready of General Harper's go-ahead. and at exactly 0600 hours Harper sent all the tanks out into the desert of neglected, rusted tanks of the past failed siege. With only 5 kilometers of land covered, only 13 Hunters, 4 Vikings, 19 Titans, and 21 Mammoths withstood the constant shelling, and bombings. The general knew his days of commanding were over. Had he had not obtained updates on the battle turning in his favor he would have surely ended his life, being known as the man who let Fort Shumpert fall to the Cross Alliance. General Harper received word at 1200 hours that the Cross alliance had finally collapsed after 8 long stressful years. While only 6 tankers survived, countless others lost their lives in the desert, trapped there to wander for the rest of time. The victory caused great fatigue on the General, as he did not have enough stamina to open the blueprints folder of the "weapon". He died of a heart attack only minutes after hearing of his triumph. The 6 tankers came back to hear the news of the generals passing and mourned his loss. Although he would never see it General Harper was remembered as the hero of the war. The 6 tankers went to the generals room for a remembrance of him, and praised him for all that he did for them. One of the tankers noticed the unopened folder on the table that the general never got to open. He opened the folder and on the first page was the name of the weapon Codename:Eagle. The 6 tankers admired the name but they had a better one: Harper.

# of paints in this section: 100's # of paints tanki took: 0 tanki is a straight savage ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

tfw you cant buy the kits even at 40% off ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

@DESTROYER_13 can i tell people clue # 3 and 2 and 4 because i am stuck now .-.

False you lost your virginity(let's be honest you didn't)

I only come here to get a good like/post ratio

to make newton fig bars gold box plz admin??

@NERF836: the type of guy who brings nerf guns to a gun show

Do you like pre 1.100.0 or post 1.100.0 more? (i like pre more :rolleyes:)

i had 2 accounts Pochip and Iqloose but i don't play on them any more plus i have 2 or 3 other low level accounts i forgot name of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Played since around September 2011 pre 1.100.0 is bae B)

Idea: Rust paint Description: Created form the fallen rust chips of destroyed tanks, this paint can "hang low" in enemy territory, and confuse enemy tankers Pros: a "good" camo paint, can confuse tankers, easy to code on since it is already on Firebird/Titan tank Cons: another camo paint, can confuse tankers, could be "too good" of a camo with other destroyed tanks Cost/Rank: 35,000/WO4 In game picture: file:///C:/Users/Evan/Pictures/Screenshots/Capture.PNG (have to copy and paste :wacko:) Any other Pros/Cons i forgot? Tell me down below :rolleyes:

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Everyone knows shafts cant one shot tanks

a very smart man Why am i still a virgin?

alright sounds good man

They came in ships. Not the flying saucer type, rather a gargantuan, impeccable, cylindrical column with a 200 foot antenna wafting off the ship as if it was a lifeless limb of the torso. At first it was as if there was no one inside the "ship", until the ensuing Saturday. Friday: 8:32 A.M I woke up 2 minutes late for my job. "This is the 5th time I've been late" I pondered. I arrived at the office at 9:24, and Wersher wasn't very ecstatic to see me. "Platt, this is the 5th time you have been late. If you arrive late one more day, you're fired!". Wersher didn't care he put about a pound of spit on me from his yelling, as far as he was concerned results were the only things that mattered. I longed for a day off of this horrendous place I call work, but I couldn't get any with all the late days I have been taking. I was concentrating on the news, when It got disrupted from The White House, a static frame with the words: Do not switch your channel, stand by for an official response. Everyone in the office clustered around me for the announcement. After about 5 minutes the President got on and informed everyone: "We have detected a 200 mile U.F.O around northern Texas, it is advised that all civilians stay indoors, until the Military has taken appropriate actions." "So i guess i won't be going to work tomorrow?" I asked from Wersher. Saturday: 3:49 P.M Wersher let me off work today, which means this is already a marvelous day, no matter what... I gazed out the window, looking at the "ship" about 20 miles from me, except something made the "ship" seem peculiar. The underbelly of the ship had opened up to form a cannon-like figure aimed straight at downtown, and at around 3:52 the cannon loaded and shot an immense, brilliant laser down at the city, and in the blink of an eye it was obliterated. I stood there dumbfounded for about 30 seconds until another 100 cannons on each side shot out another stream of lasers all in a different directions (these lasers would eventually go on to eradicate the next 100 biggest cities in the world). As soon as the second wave of lasers disintegrated I packed my bags and dashed straight to my car. Apparently the end of the world still caused traffic jams, and it took 7 hours to get out to the country. I reached a gas station where 2 men with suits, sunglasses and phones were beaming at me as I refilled my tank.The 2 men approached me after ending their phone calls and asked: "Are you Joseph Platt?" I responded, "Yes. Why do you want to know?". To which they replied "We can't tell you now, but this is going to hurt a little bit". They took out a flashlight-like device, pressed it, and it made me unconscious with a single text burned into my head... mou wer aapongnfh fon zbjs thwa bfs rewfbf If you guys like this I will make a part 2 :D :lol:

*CANCELED*

*Says they finally have a ricochet guide in newspaper ( i love ricochet)* *Finds out the whole thing is in french* (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

tl;dr striker is thunder/shaft combo

I hacked this comment so you can't like it

100 damage 2-3 seconds of freeze and 8 seconds to reload we can compromise :lol:

Turret: Zapper Description: Created using the vast energy of Tesla coils and tasers, this turret zaps the opponent with the power of electricity! The perfect turret to stop any tanker in his tracks. Preferred for short range combat, works well with any hull. Action: Zaps and "freezes" opponent for 2-3 seconds depending on how close the tank is. Deals 200 damage with each shot. reload time of 8 seconds. does best with other tankers to swoop in for the quick and easy kill. Can stop a tanker with a flag and destroy them along with other tankers Pros: the only tank that completely stops a tank in its place (technically freeze but lets not talk about that). Can be used especially well for ctf/tdm/cp. Freeze will still be used often as it has a longer output than zapper and the reload time is about the same Extremely effective tank as the last line of defense or offense for capturing/returning flags and control points. Cons: can be used to camp flag spots/control points. more of a support tank so others can kill, usually requires other tankers to finish the job, so not very good for death match, can cause rage in players(but what turret doesn't) Image: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00X0ACG0Y/?tag=097-20&ascsubtag=v5_1_4_vu_2c6a_4_0_1