I get hit by the chair. Ouch. a) I destroy all black holes in universe (take THAT trooll) and B) I shoot PUM in the head with a desert eagle as many times as trooll says "Black Hole"

But I jump into the black hole because why not I'm gonna die anyway and LO AND BEHOLD!! They are actually wormholes built by a civilization that lives in another galaxy. I teleport there, and am welcomed by aliens. Meanwhile, Alien pirates come and loot the earth, and kill everybody they find, including PUM.

But I am titan and have more push power, so I push YOU back into the black hole

LETS DO THIS!! aLPJawoiId

I am a mammoth, so you can't actually lift you up. Meanwhile, PUM jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge to commit suicide

I take the feather out of your hand, and tickle YOU to death

I am the main character thus I survive I think? PUM steps on a land mine

What time zone do u live trooll? Idk what inception is so I live. PUM is eaten by a Rancor. if udk what rancor is google it

MOP Is Masters Of Parkour. Never seen inception so I'm just waiting for someone else to answer :D

You can I think, but It probably wont b impressive enough to get in finals. Also, I would like to be in MOP 2k17, but I am really low rank so Idk if any1 wants me on their team...

Since I really can't figure out how I die, I survive. PUM Is so anxious for MOP to start he has a heart attack

When will you add Steps?

But I grap onto you as you teleport away thus saving myself. I get so mad at PUM (who is for example reasons trooll) I shoot him in the face with my Desert Eagle.

before I could get out the door of my house people saw me and they thought I was King Tut. They didn't want a repeat of "Mummy" (Not that I've seen it) Ans so they rapped me up like a mummy and put me in a pyramid. Next evening I turned into a bat and escaped. PUM His hit by a silver bullet, and he is a werewolf.

I'm bugs bunny. I just say ehhh... whatsup doc? then burrow away. PUM gets impaled on a spear in real life not dream not game and he actually is impaled.