Breathe (Interviewer): Hey guys! I'm Breathe, and today, we are going to interview the very best tanker in the Tankiverse: Breathe! So Breathe, lets do this: I'll be B1, which stands for Breathe 1 and you can be B2, which stands for Breathe 2. Is that okay?
Breathe (The guy that gets interviewed): Why are you number 1?
B1: Because I said so.
I will have strong words with your mother about this young man.
B1: Uhm... Lets get started. What is your real name, how old are you, and where do you live?
My real name is Donald Trump, I am 35 and a half, and I live in Wakanda.
B1: How did you first get introduced to this game. I mean, I know, and I don't really care, but the people reading this might.
I googled Tanki Online on Instagram, and I found a picture of Godmode_ON. I joined the game that way.
B1: What did you like most about when you first started playing the game?
A lot of things. I will list two of them here: Semyon was the Community Manager, and it was possible to get to Generalissimo without buying anything. I also liked the creative content creators back then. Back then, not every video was a gold rain, or a container opening. My favorite YouTubers back then were Pizzarrific, and Oufa.
B1: Currently, what is your favorite song?
Tropic Love by Diviners. "I remember the ocean. Memories die out so hard."
B1: What is your favorite series or TV show?
Well, my favorite TV show is Family Guy, and my favorite series is Porus. (You Indians will know what I am talking about ;) Namaste to you!)
B1: I know what you're talking about.
Really? I wonder why....
B1: What is your favorite book or movie?
My favorite book is Wonder. My favorite movie is Ready Player One.
B1: OMG, those are my favorites too! We can be twinzies! YAY!
Ew. No.
B1: But I know you want to be twinzies with me
No, you don't. I am you. I know you. And I don't wanna be twinzies with myself. That's stoopid.
B1: Okay, whatever. So, what is your favorite turret and hull combo?
Railgun with Hornet.
B1: Okay, I googled "Hard questions to ask yourself," and I saw this: If you choose to, you can have any power in the world. But if you do choose to do it, your parents will die. Will you chose a superpower?
I would chose the superpower to bring back people from the dead. Smurt. Me is smurt.