Still, My Punishment was the best thing I have ever read. So beautiful... :wub:

Rankup to Major General I think

Ooh, pretty smexy article

Gotta admit, Magenta's Paint Invasion and Possibility's My Punishment should've been up there. I mean, Paint Invasion was hilarious, and My Punishment was the best article I have ever read in my short forum life.

20k

Lol 1080p - Check Music - Check Speed Up The Video - :angry: I'm stupid...

Had problems with the audio, so had to release it like this. Watch it in 1080p 60!

Yes! Finally, another nerd that understands me!

To break a record, of course <_<

Nice

Hello ! Before creating this topic , Please read : *** GAME VIOLATIONS SECTION RULES ***

Jeez, this is deep...

Whiplash They send me the message via the forum. Well, it wasn't just the forum. They sent me and e-mail, and a Blue Sphere in-game. My name is Nikk Suarez, and my in-game nickname is Whiplash. Anyway, back to what I was sent. It was a simple letter from someone named Network (Ranked Brigadier). Here, it is easier if I just showed you. They link sent me to a Google Document. Here, this is the Link. Finish reading that and everything will make sense. Okay, I hope you have read that. SO, after I read that doc, I had some high hopes for my family. Not really a 'Family' in that sense. Just me and my mom, living in a hotel. I haven't been to school in three years. I stay at the hotel all day playing Tanki Online while my mom struggles to get us enough food. Mom and I wouldn't need to worry anymore. $100,00 a month each month until I decided to quit, or they fired me. Plus, I wouldn't get a single burn, bruise, or even a paper-cut, even though I am in the military. All I had to do was go to a Team-House in my state, and fight rivals of the United States in 'special battles' in Tanki. I would be allowed to go home anytime. And if I didn't want to go home, I could live there. All I had to do was fill out the form. Here is the form, if you wanna see it. But you probably won't get accepted. Anyways, I filled out the form, and shut down my laptop. Three hours later, my mom came home. She was a waitress at a local store. Even though I hated lying to her, I told her that I landed a job at McDonald's. She believed me. "Your father would be so proud," she said. "Go sleep, mom. The day after tomorrow, I am going to my job." She looked at me with concern. "How are you going there?" I told her, "No need to worry mom. I got it all covered." The next day, I checked the forum. No new PMs. I checked in the game. I noticed somethings that weren't there the day before, like my shiny 'Legend' insignia had the premium icon underneath it. I checked my garage. Yesterday, I had all the M3s, but only Hammer and Viking were M4s. Today, however, I had all the M3s micro-upgraded to M4s. I also had all the XTs. In my Protection Modules tab, I had a new modules called Team USA. It had 75% protection against all the turrets. In my paints slot, there was a paint called Team USA. In my supplies, I had an infinity sign next to all my drugs. I guessed that meant I had infinite drugs. I also had 130 friend requests. I accepted that all. After a couple of seconds, I was invited to a Dusseldorf DM by none other than Network. There were already a bunch of tanks in the battle, and they were all light green. They were all in my friends list. I joined the battle. Once I did, there were an influx of people writing, asking if I was a new recruit, if I was good, if I could help them win. But when network wrote a simple 'stop,' the chat came to a halt. Then, he wrote, 'Welcome to the US Military.' It was 3 seconds later when goldboxes started raining on the map.

Yet Again I Am Pro

#IThinkIUseTooMuch#Signs

On this account I got 3.5k Crystals On my other account I got 3.5k Crystals :angry:

#TotallyNotADrugger

#BreatheIsProWithFireflyKitInTheMapOfSilenceDM Let's get the hashtag trending on Twitter.

Much better than rugby mode.