What the heck happened to this game ? any OG's still here from the Bruce Lunga Era?

Taking off this thread will high likely to get attacked by gooses

okay

DUCKS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD Many of us grew up loving ducks. We would chase around ducklings or coo over how cute they were. With their silly-sounding quacks and big paddle feet, ducks are generally regarded as adorable and funny birds. They bob around our lakes and rivers, minding their own business or eating our breadcrumbs. Donald Duck is a beloved character around the world, even though he doesn’t wear pants. However, ducks are not as cute and innocent as they first seem. There’s a dark side to these animals that many people do not know about or even suspect. Ducks are sometimes cruel and violent. They have bizarre body parts and strange behaviors that you don’t often see in other animals. For too long, ducks have been revered as harmless and silly. For too long, the public has been ignorant of the dark tendencies of our friendly neighborhood ducks. And it's already happening, they have already taken down some of the East Asian cities and the scientists have found out that the virus was made and injected by the ducks as a part of their evolution They've been scamming us for a long time and yet we're so ignorant because they seems so cute. WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING NOW BEFORE ITS GETS TOO LATE