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When can I expect a DM from Marcus to select my prize?
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Can the judges please explain the rationale for their judging? I’ve noticed in recent contests that the judging has been, for lack of a better word, kind of random in my eyes. Looking at the winning entries for this contest, I feel that I deserve at least second place, not just an honorable mention. If the judges could outline exactly what they’re looking for in a winning entry, that could help me improve the quality of my entries in the future. Thanks.
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All due respect, but how did an entry with zero color win second place in a contest called *Paint* the Tank? ?
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big congrats to all the winners had lots of fun with this contest :)
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Application for Guide Writer What is your name? Spoiled Brat Jr. How old are you? I’m not Where were you born? Hospital What is your favorite thing about Tanki? Playing it Why do you want to become a helper? I am the best tanker that ever lived so it is my duty to help tankers who are less knowledgeable and skilled. What is your best quality? Hmm, that’s hard to say since I have so many great qualities and I’m the best at everything. If I had to choose, I’d say my best quality is how humble I am. What is a quality that you need to improve on? Some people in my life say that I’m too self-centered, but I don’t think I am. So... nothing comes to mind. What makes you a good candidate for our next guide writer? What, are you doubting me? My father will hear about this. What makes your writing unique? Concision In your opinion, what is the most important aspect of a well-written guide? The words Which famous writers inspire you? None. I inspire myself. Do you satisfy our requirement of having at least three past bans? Of course, I go above and beyond in that department. If you could write a guide about anything in the world of Tanki Online, what would it be? “How to destroy tanks using the power of your awesomeness” and I would co-author it with my good friend Scoobydeww, who is the only one that can remotely compare to my level of awesomeness. Can you please provide a sample of a piece of writing you have done in the past year? No. Please list any relevant experience you have (writing jobs, awards, etc.) Does this application count? Is there anything you’d like to add to salvage this disastrous application? Oh yeah, did I forget to mention? My father bought out Tanki yesterday, so it looks like you’ll be working for me now :) Now go get me a cup of coffee.
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Cool interview with lots of interesting questions. It was nice to hear from a youtuber's perspective.
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Nice rankings! I agree with most of these. Thanks for taking the time to analyze all of these alterations with such depth.
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Very nice guide... you went into great detail on the many aspects of discord Excellent job to Lose and Venerable ?
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Punch Dummy Job: The Tanki community has been facing an issue with toxicity, particularly in parkour battles. As a punch dummy, your job will be to reduce this toxicity by giving these testosterone-filled egomaniacs a way to release their aggression... by destroying you over and over again. You will join parkour battles and let yourself be killed, perhaps enjoying a snack as you watch. Your noble deeds will surely make Tanki a safer place. Requirements: Must have the lowest modifications for all equipment Use Lightweight Construction to make yourself easier to flip Can only play in parkour battles (can't sabotage your team in normal battles) Low self esteem High pain tolerance Cannot return fire - you're trying to pacify, not provoke Have a punchable face Benefits: An excellent chance at claiming the world record for lowest k/d ratio, although competition may be tough The unique ability to get destroyed by your own teammates Fame - everyone will want to join your battles to destroy you Free counseling to cope with your PTSD Special Punch Dummy paint with the MyTanks logo on it Think you have what it takes to be the biggest dummy? Apply now!
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Happy International Women's Day and congratulations to the girls in Tanki! Nickname: Volturo
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thanks for the contest :) it was very creative and challenging and cg to the other winners
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volty knows all
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yeah ok my account is not representative of an “average player.” still, remember that missions and challenges are a bonus to the crystals u already get from battles so it’s really ur choice whether to do them or not. if u don’t wanna spend the time, then don’t and miss out on the rewards. that’s fine. to some people, getting containers is very important so they make an effort to do missions every day. if ur not one of them, then just don’t do them :/ it’s your choice in the end.
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daily and weekly missions are like the bare minimum. it’s not supposed to take a super long time to do them and most of them are easy enough to complete. sure, there are a few that take a few more rounds but most are doable. as for challenges, you can’t expect them to just give free stuff away. there has to be some effort put into it, and after the update, it’s requires a lot less effort than before.
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if you wanna focus on the negatives, sure. but i see the update as an improvement since premium and grinding are no longer necessary to complete the challenge. and there really is no more “grinding out the challenge” since now it’s literally just completing daily and weekly missions, which many players already do normally. besides, challenges are just an added bonus so idk why ur complaining.