Nice, thanks!

Thanks!

Aries: The stars predict that your container rewards will mostly be common. 125 mines will be making frequent appearances, like those careless people walking near you without wearing a mask; absolutely irritating. Your crystal reserves won't keep up pace with your rank, resulting in occasional cries of "Admin Gold pls". Youtube searches for free crystals and containers won't yield anything, and the /addcrystals99999999 commands might get you banned for flood. And yeah, you won't be able to buy that cool new hull, Ares.

When I saw this topic's title, I was like "I'm gonna sue them for copyright infringement..." But then I saw how genuine and humorous the writing was, how wonderful the experiences shared by reporters were, and how trash the trash article was (just kidding). Absolutely amazing! ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇᴅ ᴛʜɪs ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴘʟs ᴅᴏɴᴀᴛᴇ. sʀʏ ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ.

Thanks a lot guys. I'm deeply humbled. Oops! I'm bad at math, it seems. ?

Thanks a lot for the wonderful response. ? Yeah, I guess I rarely use supplies... Admin 1k supply pls

You know who. Why did Harry Potter cast spells instead of making pots?

I just got 4 containers and 20k crystals. Is it related to this contest?

Noobs There’s nothing to be ashamed of, In accepting that you’re a big noob. To this statement many might scoff, “You have gone really crazy, dude!” But no, I say it with tremendous pride, ‘Cuz it’s something more like an art. For me, it’s not a thing to hide, But to exclaim from the depth of my heart. Being a noob is actually quite handy, You don’t even need to focus in battle. No need to stress over any strategy, Lay back, relax, munch on an apple. No training is required to accomplish this, In each and every soul is a built-in noob. Don’t turn your turret, make your shots miss, Way easier than solving a Rubik’s cube! Try your best to bring out the noob in you, Don’t intentionally use poor equipment, though. As that’s a strict offence according to the rules, Sabotage is seriously not the way to go. Haphazard driving, bumping into obstacles, Diving with courage into self-destruction pits. A noob in action is a marvellous spectacle, How far from the target all their shots hit! Playing on potato PCs with inferior wifi, Excessively lagging tanks dancing to the beat. Their achievements seem like pure sci-fi, Flipping seventeen times is no ordinary feat! If you’re a noob, then do not hesitate, Show the world your true capability. ‘Cuz noobishness is an honourable trait, Some might regard it as a secret ability. Drive past Gold boxes as if they’re nothing, Try hard to step on each and every mine. And soon, you’ll rise to the level of a king, The biggest, greatest noob of all time! In some battles, however, you might encounter, These people that are generally called “Pros”. Immediately you should seek some shelter, Or they might pack some really hard blows. They’re well versed in controls and battle tactics, Supplies, overdrives at the tips of their fingers. No one can stop their destructive antics. Not ordinary tanks, they’re experienced gunslingers. You need to be wary of this species, Such Pros don’t care about your skill. They’ll shoot you down with much ease, All they want is just one more kill. They find it fun to demolish our weak tanks, Making us respawn seems their sole objective. We don’t need twenty deaths, no thanks, For that, the delete button is more effective. They don’t even listen to our pleading cries, There seems no end to their killing spree. Please stop destroying us, I request you guys, My K/D just dropped below point zero three.

I wish I could play XP/BP. ? It feels so awesome to pull off complex shots with the combo on the android version.

You won the consolation prize of 5000 crystals.

Me no kill .pls mercy

Thanks for the advice! I guess Augments do make a major difference in battle, so I'll see if I can get one in the next 50% sale.

Well, I actually am going to upgrade my equipment to Mk4. Just wanted to know if I should add purchasing an Augment to my priority list, or leave it till I reach a much higher rank.