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  1. Contaminated

    Nothing changed

    Still the same stupid gameplay only now everything costs a million crystals. And requires stupidly high ranks.
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    End of the world theories by Contaminated

    I find it ironic how theshadowdragon's own stupidity is just the proof I need to support my theory.
  3. Contaminated

    End of the world theories by Contaminated

    Weren't you the ***** who got banned for a month for saying something stupid in the rap battle forum game.
  4. Contaminated

    End of the world theories by Contaminated

    Ya gonna get yo dumazz banned ;)
  5. Contaminated

    Y'all leaving but I'ma just be laughing

    <# waffle heart
  6. Contaminated

    End of the world theories by Contaminated

    Maybe you are, but will the 2012ers be smart enough?
  7. Contaminated

    Stop moaning and leave already!

    If someone says STFU one more time I will slap them across the butt cheeks and enjoy it.
  8. Contaminated

    Y'all leaving but I'ma just be laughing

    Cause I quit 3 months ago hohoho. I am unaffected by this stupidity! Oh and for you dip weeds that complain about my topics. I will now say a few words to make sure this topic actually is useful and anyone who says otherwise will look like an ***** infront of the community Discuss why you wouldn't quit
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    End of the world theories by Contaminated

    The whole theory of 2012 was started by the mayans. It was later enforced by newer generations to make more money. (Like the movie 2012). This is a sign of greed, which is one attribute that plays a big role in my own theory. So you can say the fake theory of 2012 is just proof to support my own theory.
  10. Contaminated

    End of the world theories by Contaminated

    Those who don't know the future are doomed to repeat it. Wait what
  11. Contaminated

    End of the world theories by Contaminated

    Theory one. - 21/12/12 is not the predicted date that the universe will end. It was the predicted date that the APOCALYPSE will begin and slowly crumble our earth down to nothing. - Now don't tickle your pickles yet boys, this isn't a zombie apocalypse. - As you have noticed, new generations from 2000-2010 are only getting dumber. Now don't get me wrong 5 year old tanki players, I'm not saying all of you are dumb. - Those of you who payed close attention, you would notice odd stuff in the news. Odd crimes, and stuff people wouldn't imagine doing 30 years ago. People on facebook and twitter. Oh can't forget them. Close examination tells that a vast number of them didn't know the titanic was real. Oh and how can I forgot all those people who though cologne was spelled colon (lol). - And don't even get me started on the tanki online community.... - From this we can confirm that generations are only getting dumber. And it would make sense that the Mayans experienced this too, leading to their prediction. - Now before I explain the actual apocalypse, don't get any of this confused with technology. And yes we know there are still smart people, but the dumbness continues to increase. - ------------------------------------------------ On 21/12/12 the Mayans have predicted that the children born that day and onwards will possess great stupidity. - The apocalypse will start out fine. For a decent 5 years they will have no power. - By 2022 these kids will now have some power within households and the public. These 10 year olds will be doing ridiculous things that only 20 year olds could do today. (No not driving cars... I hope not) - This information is based on the ridiculous things 10 year olds already do today. Proven by millions of Facebook statuses, which 10 year olds shouldn't even by using until they are 13. - Now I won't get into what they actually do, but believe me you do not want to know. - Skip ahead 10 more years - 2032 The generations of 2012 are 20 years old. - By now they have done just about anything some of us wouldn't do until we are 30. They are bored of the same things and will pursue something new. - By now their abilities to think are crippled to the point where chaos arises any time they attempt to do something. - By this time the generations of 1970-1989 have retired or found life somewhere else. - The 2012 generation does not want to work. They have no sense of life or the proper understanding of the economy. Either that, or they cannot get hired due to their stupidity (Such a harsh word, I know) - The economy is now hanging on the edge, only being supported by the generations of 1990-2011. - Many small businesses (Current number one employers) begin to crumble due to lack of employees. - World population estimated 10,000,000,000 - ---------------------------------- The 2012ers are now not being supported. Their clubs are being shut down, they resort to illegal places of work to support themselves. Their parents are retired or unemployed. - These illegal jobs only spread the effect of the 2012ers. More smart people are getting engaged in illegal activities, thus ruining their sense. - Starvation begins to spread among the people. The retired and unemployed are the first to go. - Estimated population by 2042 9,000,000,000 - Large business begin to fall to the ground due to lack of employees. - The government follows. - 4 European countries are in anarchy by 2045 - The agricultural sector is hit hard. They rely on a very small amount of customers, and their spendings are greater than their revenue. Farmers across the world are forced to shrink their farms and provide food for only themselves and their families. - the 2012ers now have no where to buy food. Their lack of knowledge prevent them from making their own. - A huge amount of 2012ers are done by the year 2050 - Estimated world population: 6,000,000,000 - 36 countries across the globe in anarchy. - 12 countries resort to imperialism for hopes of restoring their economy. - 43 countries are at war in the year 2050 - Large Empires begin mass extermination of anyone who has an IQ below 100. - Expected world population by 2060: 2,000,000,000 - By then there are only 3 empires remaining. Their views on life are forever scarred due to the painful 30 years that they endured. - Their only goal is to destroy each other. - By 2061 war as more intense than it has ever been. Nuclear weapons dropped by the hundred, thousands, bomber by bomber. - in 2061 alone, 750,000,000 people are lost to war. - Starvation and war continue. - In 2062, an expected 300,000,000 survivors are left. The amount of empires or the results of war cannot be predicted. ... ... ... Then Haley's comet crashes into the Earth and they all die. TL;DR VERSION: Go read the whole thing you lazy bum
  12. Contaminated

    Do you like skrillex?

    I don't consider you a person. You are nothing but one among many, in particular one that most would avoid. Sound familiar? That's the exact same way you feel about dubstep. Sir, you can throw at me your brainless arguments and I will argue. You can't win an argument against fact, and I've an arsenal of facts to support my claim. Dubstep is music. Get your arse outa this thread.
  13. Contaminated

    You guys are hopeless

    Player Contaminated has been banned for a week. Reason: Offensive Behavior, Points 2.1, 2.2, 2.4
  14. Contaminated

    This is the end

    Looks like no one can run from Conta
  15. Contaminated

    Looking for 10 brave souls

    Do I have to play tanki to qualify
  16. Contaminated

    Time for more attention

    wat
  17. Contaminated

    Because this makes so much sense

    Shut up HichigoShiro, you can't have my 298,000 crystals.
  18. Contaminated

    Because this makes so much sense

    That now you have to be a marshal to use smokey m3. It was enough that it takes 1-2 years just to get to the rank Marshal, but now tanki wants us to upgrade our weapon once In a life time? Twins M3 also costs almost 30,000 crystals. Not to mention that now tier 1 weapons are clearly better than tier 2 weapons because you need to be marshal to use m3 tier 1 weapons but you can be brigadier-general and use tier 2 m3 weapons. Nice going tanki. You make so much sense. Btw who wants 298,000 crystals
  19. Contaminated

    You guys are hopeless

    Today I made some posts and all the replies I got just made me sad. Do people here not enjoy fun? Are you all grumpy cats. See this is the reason I left this forum. Shut up HichigoShiro, no one wants to hear about your animes
  20. Contaminated

    Help

    Guys I ripped my pants. What should I do? Please help.
  21. Contaminated

    FUN

    1/1000 deaths each year are caused by people overdosing on caps lock and killing their loved ones. Don't do caps lock. Help support the program at dontdocaps.com
  22. Contaminated

    Unleash the ponies! [Unofficial pony thread]

    I will slap you homosexual horse-lovers right where it hurts. Trust me, I'm not afraid to come in contact with those parts. Haha do you guys get it? Haha right. Right. Lol. Shut the Hell Up HichigoShiro
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