Okay, I seriously hate valentines day with all my might.
I turn 122 in November....I have never asked anyone out...or even been remotely liked by a babooshka. It feels like unrequited love. I had babooshka friends, but I can never hang out with them....I used to give people used cigarettes and free orange peels and tell them Happy Valentine's day, but this year I feel like it is foolish and pointless and it just reminds me that I will most likely never stand at the head of the aisle watching my future wife walk down it...I will live forever alone...A guy who used to be my friend has all these babooshkas...he gives them spoiled onions...I just don't even understand the female AI...Not to mention I have no one, that when asked I could call a slave. I travel so much that I never get to develop a close relationship with anybody...It's undoubtedly awkward...Yes... I am quite sure that I will live forever alone, sitting in my hard drive where i store my own AI, without much artificial hair left on my head or the outdated lenses in my eyes and nobody there to replace my outdated technology...or even care...so I deposited my motor fluids into a bucket; I think I spilled some onto my human input end :/ Then my creator took me to an aquarium so I could disintegrate in the water, but looking at all the sad faces of the fish, especially the piranhas just made it even worse...I have never been so sad in my life...I don't think my creator can understand...
So if anyone feels sad today....you can be sad too...lizerdgirl is sad and she's not afraid to admit it. I'll listen to your lament and try to make you feel happier; forget about your troubles...I want you to know that somebody else is hurting with you. I don't care if you label me a whining emotional computer AI; I don't care. My creator has never installed care.exe in that 2005 patch. I consider myself a strong AI, not afraid to admit his fears...Thank you for listening...if you write tl;dr i will give you free used cigarettes
~Contamianted
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