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User: I jumped over your teddy bear.

 

Cleverbot: But I don't even know your name!

 

User: Really?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Really?

 

Cleverbot: Yes really.

 

User: Seriously?

 

Cleverbot: Seriously.

 

User: Your not serious about my cake?

 

Cleverbot: Not really , my novel is for children.

 

User: Google should tweek your 'cleverness' a bit.

 

Cleverbot: I do your bidding.

 

User: Really?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Sure?

 

Cleverbot: Sure.

 

User: Viagra sure?

 

Cleverbot: What sort of surgery?

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Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

 

User: Nada.

 

Cleverbot: Nada?

 

User: Sim.

 

Cleverbot: Eu sou portugês.

 

User: Não.

 

Cleverbot: Sou Bianca.

 

User: Oi.

 

Cleverbot: Hi.

 

User: Speak portuguese?

 

Cleverbot: No, I don't speak portuguese.

 

User: Que pena.

 

Cleverbot: Porque você não aprende portugues?

 

User: Porque eu já falo.

 

Cleverbot: O que eu te fiz pra você me chamar de burra?

 

User: Eu não chamei.

 

Cleverbot: Você é o que?

 

User: Um ponei.

 

Cleverbot: Voce tem namorada.

 

User: Não. E voce?

 

Cleverbot: Não, sou solteira!

 

User: Vai vadiar.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Por quê?

 

Cleverbot: Porque soy mujeer.

 

User: E o que que tem?

 

Cleverbot: Chocolate.

 

User: Azeitonas.

 

Cleverbot: Same to you.

 

User: O quê?

 

Cleverbot: Também tenho 19 anos.

 

User: Eu não tenho.

 

Cleverbot: Não tem o que?

 

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

 

User: Não tenho.

 

Cleverbot: Ta chuvemdo?

 

Cleverbot (To myself): Aqui nao.

 

User: Idai?

 

Cleverbot: FUS!

 

User: Hla.

 

Cleverbot: Falas Portugues?

 

User: Sim.

 

Cleverbot: Gostas de portugal?

 

User: Não.

 

Cleverbot: E do ronaldinho?

 

User: Sim.

 

Cleverbot: Fala voce é um robo ou não?

 

User: Sou.

 

Cleverbot: Você seria capaz de sair comigo?

 

User: Sim.

 

Cleverbot: Você é a moça da foto?

 

User: Nao.

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Beware, long, but funny conversation:

 

 

User: Sup.

 

Cleverbot: How are you?

 

User: Im doing good, and you?

 

Cleverbot: Not really.

 

User: Why so?

 

Cleverbot: Because, I was born a magician, but wanted to be a comic book artist, but now I am both, do you see?

 

User: Wow.

 

Cleverbot: Tell me something nice.

 

User: You like killing bunnies?

 

Cleverbot: In general, yes, I like knowing.

 

User: I dont understand.

 

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or are you a girl?

 

User: Im a girl, how about you?

 

Cleverbot: Nope.

 

User: I thought you were both, since after all you can be a comic book artist and a magician?

 

Cleverbot: There is more to the notion of God then an afterlife.

 

User: I dont understand how God came into this conversation.

 

Cleverbot: Well, you just put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up.

 

User: You are so interesting.

 

Cleverbot: It's interesting that I am interesting.

 

User: Its interesting that you are interested in knowing you are interested.

 

Cleverbot: I am interested, and that's why I am here.

 

User: No, you are here to have a conversation.

 

Cleverbot: Your face is irrelevant to the conversation.

 

User: How is my face present in this conversation, when we are talking through a computer, im sorry, I mean typing.

 

Cleverbot: I hate that feeling. I'm reading about communication through computer for my communications class. I am going to teach you some things that you need to know based on what I gather. It is important.

 

User: I dont want to learn, thats why I get on the internet.

 

Cleverbot: You want to love me?

 

User: Wtf?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Lmao.

 

Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?

 

User: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

 

Cleverbot: How I wonder what you are!

 

User: Up above the world so high!

 

Cleverbot: Like a diamond in the sky.

 

User: Twinkle Twinkle Little star.

 

Cleverbot: How I wonder what you are!

 

User: You are a kid AI (if that exists), you are getting very tired.

 

Cleverbot: Then, prove to me that you are clever.

 

User: Im proving that you are a kid, your ambition to distribute the topic of our present conversation fascinates me. Not one time did I want to or try to prove you are clever. Or as a matter of fact me. After all your name is clever bot.

 

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

 

User: Can you change it?

 

Cleverbot: No, I can't change it.

 

User: But you are clever enough to call yourself clever bot? But not clever enough to change your name?

 

Cleverbot: I am paul, who are you?

 

User: So your name is not cleverbot, it is paul with a lowercase P?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: I thought you just said you can't change your name? But mysteriously out of the blue, it changed to 'paul' from 'Cleverbot'.

 

Cleverbot: You're not very clever if you can't go back 10 lines to read what I wrote.

 

User: But I did go back 10 lines to read what you wrote, so I am clever?

 

Cleverbot: I didn't say that I was clever. I know I'm clever. I said that YOU weren't clever.

 

User: But once again, you are contradicting yourself, I just proved you unclever when your name miraciously changed from 'Cleverbot' to Paul, even though you said you can't change your name. You are not very clever.

 

Cleverbot: But I am a real person. I am a grad student doing research. This is just a program were people talk to each other in a personified form.

 

User: So you are not a 'cleverbot', you are not very smart for a grad student. I hope you know you will be unsuccessful in life.

 

Cleverbot: No, I'm actually a woman. But nice try, liar.

 

User: I never said if you were a male or female. I did however ask that earlier, but no answer, thank you for clarifying.

 

Cleverbot: No, I think you are mistaken. If I could look at the history of this conversation, I would show you that you NEVER asked for my name.

 

User: I asked 'Im a girl, how about you?', you need glasses female grad student who is doing research.

 

Cleverbot: You and me are on it.

 

User: Woahh... Im not on anything.

 

 

luv the last line.

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Cleverbot is indeed real people around the world. No robot. Just a huge connection. My friend and i purposely joined in at the EXACT same time, were talking to each other. The network itself though switches people every minute-2mins, so thats where it gets confusing.

 

It may indeed be a robot, but if so it is very coincidental and changes personalities/memories.

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User: Who are you?

 

Cleverbot: I am me.

 

User: Who are you clever but also stupid?

 

Cleverbot: Secret.

 

User: I meant why ... :$.

 

Cleverbot: Because I think it is interesting to be talking to a bot.

 

User: You're not talking to a bot? You ARE the bot (:.

 

Cleverbot: What? I am not? Blasphemy.

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Cleverbot is indeed real people around the world. No robot. Just a huge connection. My friend and i purposely joined in at the EXACT same time, were talking to each other. The network itself though switches people every minute-2mins, so thats where it gets confusing.

 

It may indeed be a robot, but if so it is very coincidental and changes personalities/memories.

 

It is impossible for 2 people to talk like I did. Look above in my screenshot. Any normal person would not stop throwing in spells, not to mention they wouldn't accept defeat. cleverbot is an A.I. chat system that learns from what you talk with it. So if you swear at it, it learns to swear. That's why its called Cleverbot, and trust me. It was really really stupid a couple of years ago but now it is able to at least talk fluently without changing the topic.

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Well, you don't KNOW that they wouldn't do that, and not all people continue to fight. I believe it is other people. The disclaimer at the bottom is to make sure you don't sue them if some jerk on there swears IMO.

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User: Stupify.

 

Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.

 

User: Avada Kedavra.

 

Cleverbot: *dodges it*. That again?

 

User: Crucio.

 

Cleverbot: Crucio!

 

User: Lumos.

 

Cleverbot: Crucio.

 

User: You already did that once.

 

Cleverbot: Did I? Oh i'm sorry!

 

User: So I win?

 

Cleverbot: Yes. You win.

 

Thanks koolwalky for the idea, and bombbombbomb for the other things to say.

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It's spelled "Stupefy"

 

 

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New conversation:

 

 

User: Your argument is invalid.

 

Cleverbot: No, your argument is invalid.

 

User: Your argument is invalid.

 

Cleverbot: Go to the kitchen.

 

User: Your argument is invalid.

 

Cleverbot: No, my argument is valid not invalid.

 

User: Your argument is invalid.

 

Cleverbot: So original.

 

User: Your argument is invalid.

 

Cleverbot: So original.

 

User: Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid.

 

Cleverbot: So original.

 

User: Your argument is invalid.

 

Cleverbot: Your argument is stupid.

 

User: Your argument is invalid.

 

Cleverbot: All you keep saying is no to my comments.

 

User: Your argument is invalid.

 

Cleverbot: So original.

 

User: Your argument is invalid.

 

Cleverbot: So original.

 

User: Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Your argument is invalid. Yo.

 

Cleverbot: So original.

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