Tanki ONLINE jokes!

[Steam_Tank 1]

Hey guys! Write down some jokes that you can say about tanki :D Let's play and laugh in the same time :))

 

Example:

 

Yo momma's soo fat she looks like Mammoth M3

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Your nose is so...strange.

You look like a Railgun.

[SuperNick95 5,312]

You are ugly like a dictator shaft.

[Contaminated 129]

Here is the funniest joke ever.

 

The tanki online English community has a good sense of humour.

 

Just kidding, you don't.

[TheIceGirl 4]

Your eyes so fast as a hornet m3

[r_nuclearbom0 62]

You are as weak and as small as a Wasp M0.

[cablaz 32]

This topic is useless as a 0 battlefund ._.

[Psycho 586]

This topic is useless as a 0 battlefund ._.

im kmakanaka and I approve this message

[r_AdvocatusDiaboli0 861]

You know you play Tanki too much when you scream drugger! to your school teacher.

[Tommy60 406]

You know you're addicted to the forums when you post in topics like this.

[r_AdvocatusDiaboli0 861]

You know you play Tanki too much when you ask for an Isida in Battlefield 3

[Tommy60 406]

You know that you are obsessed with Tanki when you spend 15 minutes trying to think of a joke related to it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

:oops:

[Contaminated 129]

You know your addicted to tanki when your sense of humour is so low it makes me want to punch everyone who posts in this thread in the face.

[Guest Dutch-DEAN]

You know you play too much tanki, if you think that is only a game for children

[SilentShadow 104]

You know you play too much Tanki if you see a car with awesome paint job and wonder what protections it has

[r_popice0 0]

You know that you are obsessed with Tanki when you spend 15 minutes trying to think of a joke related to it.

 

 

yo mamas so fat she makes a mamoth look skinney

 

 

 

 

:oops:

[r_popice0 0]

You know you play Tanki too much when you ask for an Isida in Battlefield 3

 

 

nice

[r_DieGO.mAraDonA0 4]

you know you are not a habitual drugger when there is a 2 sec pause before all drugs appear on your head.

[r_nuclearbom0 62]

you know you are not a habitual drugger when there is a 2 sec pause before all drugs appear on your head.

 

Sort of ;P

[Steam_Tank 1]

You know you're addicted to the forums when you post in topics like this.

 

I'm soo addicted to forums like Tommy said, that I got 3 messages posted in forums and Tommy over 3k

[Ricky989 0]

your mama's so stupid she put a peephole on a glass door

[Ricky989 0]

Yo mama so poor when I went to rob her house i went in the front door and tripped out the back.

[Ricky989 0]

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

[Ricky989 0]

Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view

[Ricky989 0]

Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell