Tanki Garages are very DANGEROUS !

[cheap_plastic_flower 154]

I had just turned on the lights in my garage this morning to do some work on my Mammoth.

 

I smelled smoke, but I did not think anything of it. I thought it might have been the people

in the garage next door.

 

A short time later a No-supplies Battle Pass exploded.

 

I was knocked to the floor immediatley by the force of the blast. Through the smoke and

haze and violent shaking I briefly saw a man in a Lizard Suit approaching me.

 

At this point I became unconscious.

 

It was later established that this man in a Lizard Suit had stolen my tools and vandalized my

garage. I suspect that it was either Contaminated or Beastie.

 

I am requesting that Tankionline immediately raise me to the rank of Marshall and award me

100,000 crystals for the damage to my garage and the loss of my tools.

 

I am requesting also that Contaminated and Beastie be BANNED for life.

 

Please see the video below:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdDfIiaehMI&feature=youtu.be

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdDfIiaehMI&feature=youtu.be

[king_beast88 19]

[r_ELain_3S0 17]

... seems legit.

[Contaminated 129]

You can stop now you fail so much it's not even funny anymore

[king_beast88 19]

... seems legit.

 

Are you on drugs like maybe to many health kits?

 

The following in-game activities are not permitted:

 

- bots, the use of third-party software and bugs;

- impersonating an Administrator;

- power-leveling or disturbing other players;

- advertising, political propaganda;

- violating laws, including copyright laws;

- public discussion of moderation, as well as the actions of the administration of the project;

- fraud;

 

The following activities are not permitted in chat or the game forum:

 

- using insults and threats;

- using profanity of any kind;

- flooding, flaming; , spam, printing in capital letters (CAPS LOCK);

- acquiring other players' passwords;

- trolling;

- encouraging others to violate rules;

- discussing moderators' and Administration's actions.

 

Players are not allowed to create posts and messages that:

 

- Create topics similar to existing ones in content;

- Contain oversized images or text;

- Do not correspond to the scope of the forum or category in which they are posted;

- Contain no useful information;

- Quote a large amount of information;

- Are personal conversations (use PM for private discussions).

[Contaminated 129]

... seems legit.

 

Are you on drugs like maybe to many health kits?

 

The following in-game activities are not permitted:

 

- bots, the use of third-party software and bugs;

- impersonating an Administrator;

- power-leveling or disturbing other players;

- advertising, political propaganda;

- violating laws, including copyright laws;

- public discussion of moderation, as well as the actions of the administration of the project;

- fraud;

 

The following activities are not permitted in chat or the game forum:

 

- using insults and threats;

- using profanity of any kind;

- flooding, flaming; , spam, printing in capital letters (CAPS LOCK);

- acquiring other players' passwords;

- trolling;

- encouraging others to violate rules;

- discussing moderators' and Administration's actions.

 

Players are not allowed to create posts and messages that:

 

- Create topics similar to existing ones in content;

- Contain oversized images or text;

- Do not correspond to the scope of the forum or category in which they are posted;

- Contain no useful information;

- Quote a large amount of information;

- Are personal conversations (use PM for private discussions).

 

[cheap_plastic_flower 154]

Are you saying I'm under arrest ?

 

If you are willing to provide airfare and one week of hotel and accommodations in RUSSIA I am more than willing to turn myself over to the proper authorities.

 

Tourist Class tickets will be acceptable.

[king_beast88 19]

Are you saying I'm under arrest ?

 

If you are willing to provide airfare and one week of hotel and accommodations in RUSSIA I am more than willing to turn myself over to the proper authorities.

 

Tourist Class tickets will be acceptable.

 

I got you a first class ticket to a Siberian Gulag.

 

@ Contaminated too late it is preparation for my insanity plea defense.

[r_nuclearbom0 62]

Your videos are pretty annoying ._.

[king_beast88 19]

Your videos are pretty annoying ._.

 

you mean exacerbated?

[r_nuclearbom0 62]

you mean exacerbated?

 

Yes :shock:

[Dihos 2]

Just ban the guy already.

[king_beast88 19]

Just ban the guy already.

 

Mod call "insert bat signal here". #"Evil Puppy eyes"

[r_nuclearbom0 62]

^I did NOT understand that.

[king_beast88 19]

^I did NOT understand that.

 

I referenced the need for a call mod button.

 

And evil puppy eyes is self explanatory.

[Longcat970 119]

i believe OP's IQ is below 10? lol

[The_Ice_Dragon 22]

*Facepalm*

[r_ELain_3S0 17]

 

blablablablabla

 

Seems legit (from UrbanDictionary): What one would say ironically in a situation that is obviously NOT legit, usually dealing with illicit activities such as drugs and pedophilia, or the purchase of knockoff merchandise.

 

[SilentShadow 104]

You people have no sense of humor, I found Cheap Plastic Flower's video quite funny along with his serious description of being attacked by Lizardman (who is actually Dinosaurman)

[king_beast88 19]

 

blablablablabla

 

Seems legit (from UrbanDictionary): What one would say ironically in a situation that is obviously NOT legit, usually dealing with illicit activities such as drugs and pedophilia, or the purchase of knockoff merchandise.

 

 

Sorry I actually graduated from a university and I had to learn Webster.

[Contaminated 129]

OP is smoking some weird shiz.

[cheap_plastic_flower 154]

 

Your videos are pretty annoying ._.

 

I realize you are depressed after that rather poor showing in Silence II, so I will overlook that remark. Yes, that was me on the Isidia. Surprise !! Time after time I risked my D/L to juice you up. The object of a Rico is to bounce that "nasty junk" off of a wall and hit the enemy, not hit yourself. Just kidding !

 

Shortly after you left we turned the tide of battle and trashed 'em. I am not implying anything by that remark ... it's just a fact. Out gunned, out numbered, and out ranked. Still we prevailed against that evil force and that #@#$%$ hacker. It was a good day.

 

Remember !! The drugstores will be open tomorrow. I am sure you will be back to your old self after a handful of anti-depressants.

 

Look forward to joining another battle with you soon.

[Dihos 2]

 

Your videos are pretty annoying ._.

 

I realize you are depressed after that rather poor showing in Silence II, so I will overlook that remark. Yes, that was me on the Isidia. Surprise !! Time after time I risked my D/L to juice you up. The object of a Rico is to bounce that "nasty junk" off of a wall and hit the enemy, not hit yourself. Just kidding !

 

Shortly after you left we turned the tide of battle and trashed 'em. I am not implying anything by that remark ... it's just a fact. Out gunned, out numbered, and out ranked. Still we prevailed against that evil force and that #@#$%$ hacker. It was a good day.

 

Remember !! The drugstores will be open tomorrow. I am sure you will be back to your old self after a handful of anti-depressants.

 

Look forward to joining another battle with you soon.

Stop posting these useless topics, OK?

[SilentShadow 104]

Stop posting these useless topics' date=' OK?[/quote']

 

If you had any sense of humor you would clearly see that these are not "useless topics" :P

 

But they could be posted in Off Topic instead of General, maybe that would provoke less rage.

[Snyper22 15]

Now THIS ladies and gentlemen, is REAL entertainment... :D

 

 

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