[forum game] King of the hill

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

And I push you off the hill because ur story is funny. :mrgreen:

[Contaminated 129]

But you didn't say that I am not from the 'absolutely all' - so I am alive.I get a Bulldozer, come to you and push you out of my hill. :mrgreen:

I am the boss/king.

 

Are you ******ed?

[Psycho 586]

I flush you down the toilet

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

But you didn't say that I am not from the 'absolutely all' - so I am alive.I get a Bulldozer, come to you and push you out of my hill. :mrgreen:

I am the boss/king.

 

Are you ******ed?

No.But the topic is.

[Psycho 586]

But you didn't say that I am not from the 'absolutely all' - so I am alive.I get a Bulldozer, come to you and push you out of my hill. :mrgreen:

I am the boss/king.

 

Are you ******ed?

I aprove this message

[Fjelstad1678 186]

I burn your aproval, hire Chuck Norris as my hitman, and he roundhouse kicks you off the hill and a billion miles away.

[spartan343 8]

I lure you of the hill with tanki 2.0

[Fjelstad1678 186]

I completly own you in Tanki 2.0 and you get so mad you come off the hill to kill me but you fall in the hole Federal was in. I am king.

[mes1 0]

i become your servant then asasinate you in your sleep, now I am king.. :P

[spartan343 8]

Me and federal help eachother out of the hole and kick youre ass then double cross him of the hill

[mes1 0]

i climb back up the hill and drop you down a hole soooooooo deep no one can pull you out

[spartan343 8]

The holes so deep its three feet away from China

 

I explain my predicament, they nuke you and send me first class back to the hill :twisted:

[mes1 0]

i tell them to send you some poisoned chinese food and when you eat it it puts you into excruciating pain

[spartan343 8]

I pop a lot of pills and knock you of the hill with my epic strength

[Guest Dutch-DEAN]

I dial the number of my good friend "the Hulk", he comes and help me to conquer the hill again.

I am King, for he stays a while......

[ORANNIS 1]

I Destory All of the noobs trolling to get up to the hill and matter-transmit me and the hill to a unidentifiable manipulation of this universe where none of this is real. Now i am king of the hill.

 

And no, there is no means of finding me or the hill. DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT FINDING A NEW ONE!

[Contaminated 129]

I kill absolutely all of you.

I go to the hill and become the king

 

And no you can't ressurect.

 

You should all be dead how are you still playing? Screw logic.

[Deathsfire 10]

the ice phoenix rises to help me and frezzes orannis for eternity then the ice phoenix makes a snow hill

 

im king

[MisterGeneral 692]

i get a flamethrower and by only pressing one button i milt your hill and then burn you after that i'll make a new hill of ashes.

im the noob :D i mean king

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

But you didn't say that I am not from the 'absolutely all' - so I am alive.I get a Bulldozer, come to you and push you out of my hill. :mrgreen:

I am the boss/king.

 

Are you ******ed?

I aprove this message

You're very funny with that 'approving' all over the Forum... :mrgreen:

 

I get some bombs and blow your god damn hill.

There is no hill, so there is not king.

:lol:

[spartan343 8]

I find a mole hill a sit on it

 

I am king of the (mole) hill

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

And I blow up your god damn (mole) hill too.

[spartan343 8]

I find another hill of (dog) poo and post it to you you are king of the hiil...........and the mess

[skitee 555]

So technically the guy above me did not actually become king of the hill, just pushed someone off the existing hill and is too lazy to state that they are king of the hill? :S Just goes to show how lame forum games are nowadays. Anyway, seeing how the hill is now empty, I am going to go and claim it for myself. I raise my standard over the hill and start to build machine gun turrets all around the hill, which are programmed to shoot anybody who comes within range. I also mine out the hill, for good measure, and pick up the hill and move it so that it is now on a floating island in the middle of a sea of hydrochloric acid, so that people cannot swim to the hill either and take it off me now.

 

And I want someone who actually logically will beat that to try and take me off king of the hill, not someone who wants to lift their post count by playing forum games all day.

[MisterGeneral 692]

this just got lame <3