[forum game] King of the hill

[ORANNIS 1]

the ice phoenix rises to help me and frezzes orannis for eternity then the ice phoenix makes a snow hill

 

im king

 

.... What? How is that even remotely possible, its just random. and how will it get there!?

[SilentShadow 104]

Suddenly there is an earthquake, the entire hill is lifted off the earth by a giant bulldozer, which I'm driving.

 

I shake any and all people and things from the hill, and the hill and I drive off into the sunset.

 

Soon we fall in love, get married, have 3 kids, and die happy.

It appears I, am the true King of the Hill.

 

The end.

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

Suddenly there is an earthquake, the entire hill is lifted off the earth by a giant bulldozer, which I'm driving.

 

I shake any and all people and things from the hill, and the hill and I drive off into the sunset.

 

Soon we fall in love, get married, have 3 kids, and die happy.

It appears I, am the true King of the Hill.

 

The end.

That can't be done.I have guns, lasers and bunker.

And I have the God's defence.You can't do anything to my hill.

[Guest Dutch-DEAN]

@everybody

How nice that you guys keep asking God for His help, or hiring Him.

 

But you forget that since He helped me first, and created paradise for me to sit in, that was the best defence ever made !

 

The moment anyone comes nearby, they will be overwelmed with peace and love and all that 70's crap.

You all forget what you came up that hill for and just want to lay down your weapons and enjoy the nature.

Maybey eat an apple from that appletree, with that snake in it.

Together we sing the song from "the mamma's and the pappa's - california dreaming"

 

All the leafes are brown

and the sky is grey

I went for a walk

on a winters day.....

 

If the love doesn't hold you guys back, this song will !

 

Guess who is still king of the hill..........ME !

[r_gregm0 0]

I seduce you and your defences with woman's Perfume, I take the hill and build a donut shoP

[Guest Dutch-DEAN]

I seduce you and your defences with woman's Perfume' date=' I take the hill and build a donut shoP[/quote']

 

We cant smell your parfume because of all the flowers in paradise, btw you forget what you came to do when you came up that hill....

 

Nice try but I rule the hill.

 

p.s. dont you want to be the king of the hill, just a donutshopmanager?

[r_gregm0 0]

So I get men's perfume that attracts you away from your hill and I seize the hill and build a donutshop

[Guest Dutch-DEAN]

Guess i just have to deliver you your dailey donuts to sell, with poison!

 

You snif the white powder and die instantly.

 

Paradise is back online, and the mamma's and the pappa's keep singing .......

 

I am King of the Hill

 

 

m/ (>.<) m/

 

( to quote al bundy: Let's Rock)

[r_gregm0 0]

Before I died a placed a bomb inside the donut shop , it explodEs you fly off and I'm king of the hill and donut shop

[Fjelstad1678 186]

I bought a donut from the donut shop, and while you are making it, i place a bomb with a timer long enough for me to get out of the building. I leave and it blows up with you in it. You are still alive, so my hitman (chuck norris as I said earlier) Roundhouse kicks you into the next country. I am king.

[r_gregm0 0]

Buy a bike , and a kar98 with a scope and I come back and snipe you . I then reestablish my donut shop and I'm king of the hill

[Fjelstad1678 186]

Chuck Norris revives me and recreates the big bang on top of you donut shop and you are blown to ablivion.

[r_gregm0 0]

I get assembled together by gravity and I become friends with chuck and ask him to boot you out of the hill , he does.I become king of the hill and I rebuilt my donut shop

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

@Everybody

You are funny. :lol:

[r_gregm0 0]

I like my пончики

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

He helped you because I asked Him to do that.Both of us knew that you are not able to be a king, so we planned to make you a paradise where you can rest.So...I am still the king.

[Guest Dutch-DEAN]

In my Paradise, i came up with the perfect plan.....

 

Slowly, i trasformed my self in an army of microben, as well as airborne as crawling over the earth.

Triljans and miljoens are of us, you can never see us coming (so small, like virus) and although it make take a while before we are at the top of your hill....

We will infect you, and you will die as of a dezise.

Then we regroup and i become King of the Hill.

 

There i rebuild the hill, so steep and so high up , that there is no atmosfeer anymore, way beyond the stratosfeer.

We are touching the moon so high.

There i stand, dont need to breeth as microobmaster, and look at my hill.

[unholysin1 3]

I ask you politely to move off the top of the hill. If you don't well then i will make you die...

[latvian_killer 31]

i select engineer class and kill you with shotgun and place sentry gun at the top and no one will get to the hill and im the winner [THE END]

[Psycho 586]

I bring an army of ostrichs to remove you who da kingme

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

In my Paradise, i came up with the perfect plan.....

 

Slowly, i trasformed my self in an army of microben, as well as airborne as crawling over the earth.

Triljans and miljoens are of us, you can never see us coming (so small, like virus) and although it make take a while before we are at the top of your hill....

We will infect you, and you will die as of a dezise.

Then we regroup and i become King of the Hill.

 

There i rebuild the hill, so steep and so high up , that there is no atmosfeer anymore, way beyond the stratosfeer.

We are touching the moon so high.

There i stand, dont need to breeth as microobmaster, and look at my hill.

The microbens don't do anything to me, or God.

Try again.

I am still the king.

[unholysin1 3]

I tell everyone, if you attack me ill kill u with my weapon which is every wep on tanki combined with every wep in the world. Then ill create an impenetrable wall around the hill at the top so no one can beat me. I'm King of the Hill!!!!

I win!!!

[Psycho 586]

You try but it melfunctions blows you up and im king of the hill and cannot be removed by anything anyone because im the most highest authority and powerfull

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

@Ranger7

I hire God to destroy your hill.Then with his help, I build my own hill with the same defences from my post to PistolenPaultje, + the God's defence. (that means if someone wants to do something with my hill, God will send him to the hell.)

I am the king of the hill.

P.S. I hired God.Nobody can hire him anymore. :)

So, I use the God's defence.

I am the king of the hill.

Your turn.

[r_gregm0 0]

I use unisex perform to lure you and your defense away from the hill then I seize the hill and build a donut shop