[forum game] King of the hill

[bobthebigtank 2]

I aim 50 nuclear bombs at hill and... BOOM! I AM KING OF THE CRATER

[monster0909 299]

I am the king of the hill because, you are in the crater instead of on the hill

[r_AdvocatusDiaboli0 861]

I am king of the hill because all of you are dead by radiation.

[ahmx 5]

I am the king of the hill because i use a mirror and the radiation kills you.

[monster0909 299]

I am the king of the hill because ahmx forgot to stand on the hill.

[latvian_killer 31]

koolwalky closes this topic and no one is able to be koth.

[bobthebigtank 2]

I AM KING OF THE HILL Because I said I was and my word is LAW!

[r_by880 6]

I summon all the angry Arab players who drug you to death with M3 mammys and Twins. I win.

[monkeyburn 13,535]

While all of you have been fighting over the hill, I've been digging a tunnel upward through the center of it, which is connected to a valcanic lava shaft. Eventually, your total body weighs cause the precipice of your fight mount to collapse, sending all including myself, to our untimely magma demise....You see, in the end I win, because I'm the only one who knows why it happened...Therefore, "I AM KING OF THE HILL!!!!!"

[r_by880 6]

Except I was in a bunker this whole time. Try again.

[monkeyburn 13,535]

I already took that into consideration...Fact: 1. Everybody was fighting over the hill. 2. Everybody fell into the lava "ssss-aaah!". 3. A ruling monarch must have subjects. 4. If I survived you would be king. 5. I still win, because in the finality. You will grow old, dry up and blow away like the dust beneath your now dirty with shamed feet. And while the roaches are chewing on the last bits of protein that cling to your stark bones, they will resound "This meal was provided for by monkeyburn. He was truly King of the Hill"..... :)

Edited January 15, 2013 by monkeyburn

[jokjinari 160]

I was born in a far off part of the world and come and become king of the hill because you are all dead.

[ahmx 5]

I kill you , i'm king of the hill.

[monster0909 299]

I walk up the hill, you go rabid and fall down the hill I am the king of the hill

[bobthebigtank 2]

You are king of the hill for 50 good years then you die a natural death and I am King Of The Hill

[monster0909 299]

You are king of the hill for 50 good years then you die a natural death and I am King Of The Hill

But then A new monster0909 is born and i push you off and i am king of the hill.

[jokjinari 160]

You die of malaria. Now I am king of the hill.

[bobthebigtank 2]

you catch and die malaria too

I am king of the hill because i am immortal

[I3loodShot 3,119]

i become the king because you had no defences

[bobthebigtank 2]

You rule the hill for a nice few minutes until i come back to hill and since you have no defenses i am king of the hill

I have anti-aircraft guns and anti-tank guns

[jokjinari 160]

But you don't have anything to protect from biological weapons, so I kill you and come in.

Edited January 15, 2013 by jokjinari

[bobthebigtank 2]

You rule for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 years and by that time i have made a cannon that warps you to a alternate universe where you are a slave of the national republic of hamsters. (i just made that up) I Am King Of The Hill

[icerugby 1,886]

I build 20 million hills and every1 on tanki can b king of their own hill. Or if they want one go find one

[jokjinari 160]

I smash all the hills until there is only one left, and I take over it.

[bobthebigtank 2]

you could not do that for you are enslaved alternate universe i do it instead.

I AM KING OF THE HILL