[forum game] King of the hill

[jokjinari 160]

You took my idea! The copyright people come and put you in chains, freeing me and I become KING OF THE HILL!

[r_by880 6]

Slenderman eats you. I win!

[monkeyburn 13,532]

"SURPRISE!"....Once thinking I fell into the valcanic shaft with every one on earth, I actually fell into an ice cave. While thawing for the past billion years. I've devised a special explosive that looks like dirt. The same used to build your kingdom. One night while sitting on your potty thrown you reach for the toilet paper, and pulling it you notice writting "Bye-Bye"...To yourself you say "Bye-Bye?" then hear "CLICK-BOOM"...I give your surviving subjects long forgotten knowledge and treat them all to free internet. "I am King".

Edited January 16, 2013 by monkeyburn

[dogm45 10,593]

" Blam! "........ I use the free internet to gain the loyalty of your surviving subjects to a beautiful place the world will be, giving them whatever their hearts desire, making them like me better. " Now I am King of the Hill "

Edited January 16, 2013 by dogm45

[monkeyburn 13,532]

Knowing there might be a few loyalists left over from the last regime, I put a special non-toxic formula in the water supply that turns only their hair florecent green (same color as last ruler), which my subjects/friends are driven into a multavian frenzy by (bad memeries). You are destroyed, wherafter we build funny looking caveat totems from your bones as a warning to the others. Then we send out for the best pizza in the world..."Long live good king monkeyburn!"

[jokjinari 160]

You are a bad king and your subjects don't like you so they overturn you and put me in charge. I am king of the hill.

[dogm45 10,593]

"Blam!"........ Knowing this day would come many King of the Hill wannabes have been put in place even on this thread! Oh!, I own the dough company I setup through the free internet "need I say more?" "Making me King of the Hill" :tank:

[Capella.Fighter.22 1]

I get my shaft from the other hill shoot you with double power. Then I quickly switch to thunder and destroy the hill. I build a super tech hill, with isidas, freezes and shafta around for protection, and the hill kills enyone that tries to become a king except me.

 

Im the king of the hill

Edited January 16, 2013 by Capella.Fighter.22

[jokjinari 160]

I am a hacker and I take control over the hill, using it to kill you and making myself king of the hill.

[Raphael2 3,263]

I'm the newest mod and I ban you, I am actually the king of the hill.

[Capella.Fighter.22 1]

I send a stealth bomber and blow your computer to pieces. Now put a trojan on your account so when you buy a new computer it blows up. I also make 4723465783678563784657386 bit wall protection around the hill. I also tell the stealth bomber to attack anyone that is trying to get close to the hill. So im the king of the hill.

Edited January 16, 2013 by Capella.Fighter.22

[monkeyburn 13,532]

After my subjects/friends find #332 was lieing about me being bad, and we take over the dough company by refusing to harvest the wheat used to make the dough. Plan "E" (Rocket Hill) is implemented...We don't have to get close to the hill. Long ago we planted 40,000 rockets under it that blast you and your adherents to the planet Uranus, where you'll all be welcomed by inhabitants that don't know what a "trojan" is..."I am still King!" And we send out for more pizza!!!

Edited January 16, 2013 by monkeyburn

[r_by880 6]

Endermen take the hill apart by hand and teleport away. Nobody wins.

[dogm45 10,593]

"BLAM!"........I sit back watching from my satellite, I notice all the King of the Hill wannabes destroying each other. Part - 3 of the plan is working! Part - 4 yet to come before it's safe to come out and bring peace to the hill. "Making the Hill the King of all that wish to live in peace on it " :tank:

[monkeyburn 13,532]

"Oh! Did I mention the the Endermen made an alliance with the Inhabitants of Uranis in the primordia to construct a decoy hill, In exchange for protien residual #337...?" I hosted the event, with Hot wings, French fries and Root beer. "Yes. I am still King!"

[Beerme 106]

When beer is called i come and destroy you. i am king now

[dogm45 10,593]

"BLAM!">>>>>Note to self : Still not safe to come out! Still flushing out the King of the Hill wannabes from the lost world! Still have enough food to out last the resistant wannabes " I am King of the Hill " :tank:

[monkeyburn 13,532]

1. "Beer" was never called, only "Root beer". 2. Me and my subject/friends have developed a highly nutritional food supplement, and resurrected old T.V. episodes of "Gilligans Island"; especially the one where Ginger breaks the chains. 3. Wannabes are no threat to me because i'm the real deal. 4. We might open a water theme park on the hill, or habitat for lost squirrels.

[dogm45 10,593]

"Blam!"...........I feels so human. So human that I feel the dominion of the sun as a yoke shoving me to gaze back to the grounds of the hill. The reason for submission disappears as I become one with the hill. The old ones before had felt the shove and the pull of it themselves. As I stand on top of the hill I raise my arms and yell " I will never surrender for this is my hill and I am king if it!!!!!!!!!!!! " :tank:

[DeadBolt 54]

I am so human that I too feel the dominion of the sun as a yoke shoving me to gaze back to the grounds of the hill. The reason for submission disappears as I become one with the hill. and push you out and bulid the hill up in the atmostsphere so high you can no longer breath and i then i pour nuclear waste on it and it will kill anyone else but me, cause i have built a DNA spliter and the combine my self with the hill and never die. i am now king of the hill

[icerugby 1,886]

I build 20 million hills again for every1 and if some1 comes and smashes em ill just build more or people can build their own one.

[dogm45 10,593]

"Blam!"..........The hill you poured your nuclear waste on to and the DNA spliter you made to combine yourself with the hill was a "decoy hill." Now you are stuck in your nuclear waste combined to a hill. Note to self: One more King of the Hill wannabe taken!!!!!!!!!!!! " I am King of the Hill " :tank: P.S. Bulldozer and Dump Truck will be by in the morning! :)

Edited January 17, 2013 by dogm45

[bobthebigtank 2]

i just simply push you off the hill

I AM KING OF THE HILL (by the way the dump truck or bulldozer never made it)

Edited January 17, 2013 by bobthebigtank

[dogm45 10,593]

"Blam!">>>>>>>>>>I understand but your apart of the hill you know longer have the capacity to do that your a hill mixed with toxic waste. The Bulldozer and Dump truck will be by in the morning. "I am still King of the Hill" :tank: P.S. when I became one with the hill it was in spirit my feelings for the hill. You became physically apart of a hill sorry!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Edited January 17, 2013 by dogm45

[r_by880 6]

Stop saying blam or I'm taking that hill back.