[forum game] King of the hill

[spartan343 8]

uh....i parachut down climb through a machine gun hole an assasinate you in you sleep

 

do i win :?:

[MisterGeneral 692]

how about this the earth is depleted from resources and no one can make a hill and we all die.

[skitee 555]

OMG this is fact that this forum really has gone. I have played this forum game so many times on other forums, until eventually we were having great fun battles where people were starting to nuke each other off hills, using anti-missiles, and all sorts of things - and this guy comes in and "assassinates me in my sleep". How lame is that? Don't you know that:

 

No, you don't win. I wasn't sleeping, I used my anti-aircraft machine guns to shoot you whilst you were parachuting down. You respawn, and live to plan another attack on my fortress hill.

[Ranger7 75]

I send Chuck Norris to kick you off the hill :mrgreen:

[skitee 555]

I send Chuck Norris to kick you off the hill :mrgreen:

 

Chuck Norris knows awesomeness when he sees it, and turns around with a mutual respect for me. He could take me out if he wants to, but he knows that I'm stronger than you, so he leaves me alone. Try again.

[mes1 0]

i hire an atomic bomb sqad and nuke your little island till its nothing but radioactive dust.

(ps i make a new hill and am king and discover a way to become immortal and have an inpenitralbe fort)

[skitee 555]

i hire an atomic bomb sqad and nuke your little island till its nothing but radioactive dust.

(ps i make a new hill and am king and discover a way to become immortal and have an inpenitralbe fort)

 

Technically you didn't tell us how you discovered how to become immortal, nor how you hired the atomic bomb sqad. I don't even know what an atomic bomb sqad is, do you mean squad? In which case that isn't possible, because atomic bombs don't form squads. Neither can you hire them, because they'll blow up and so you aren't able to pay the money back to the owner. Thus, you didn't take over my hill. Try again, with more logic next time.

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

@skitee

 

I get a helicopter, go over your island and drop a nuclear bomb over it.The bomb is remote-controlled.So I come to my home and I press the button and...BOOM.Only the sea remains.

Then I build my own hill on the moon and I am the king. :P

[skitee 555]

@skitee

 

I get a helicopter, go over your island and drop a nuclear bomb over it.The bomb is remote-controlled.So I come to my home and I press the button and...BOOM.Only the sea remains.

Then I build my own hill on the moon and I am the king. :P

 

First of all, your helicopter wouldn't have come within ten miles of my hill. My guns are automatically programmed to shoot, remember? And the bomb also wouldn't have worked, because I'd have thrown it off my island before you'd have a chance to get back to your home and detonate it. You lose again, mortal. Try one more time.

[mes1 0]

ok you want logical? i use a hack and hack into your machines rendering them helpless (including your machine guns) and i use a hover craft floating over your mines then assasinate you AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

@skitee

I go to NASA, find a tool.With that tool I make the sun to fall on the Earth.You can't shoot the sun with your guns, first, because the sun can't be shooted, and second, because it melts your guns.

After years, the damage from the sun disappears, so I build a new hill and I am the king again.

[skitee 555]

ok you want logical? i use a hack and hack into your machines rendering them helpless (including your machine guns) and i use a hover craft floating over your mines then assasinate you AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

My machines are unhackable. But even if they are hackable, I get a rifle out, shoot your hovercraft, and pop the air balloon so you fall on the mines. You can't assassinate me anyway, because I excel in hand-to-hand combat.

 

@skitee

I go to NASA, find a tool.With that tool I make the sun to fall on the Earth.You can't shoot the sun with your guns, first, because the sun can't be shooted, and second, because it melts your guns.

After years, the damage from the sun disappears, so I build a new hill and I am the king again.

 

That's a good one. However, we haven't waited the years yet. Let's wait. I'll see you in 5 years. You can't fast forward time like that.

[Guest Dutch-DEAN]

I get the X-men, fantastic four, Spiderman, captain america, the hulk, magneto (for your bullets), Wolverine, iron man, Beast, angel, iceman, Cyclops, daredevil, Conan, professor Xavier, G.I. joe, Thor, Odin, Zeus , thunderbirds, and aqua-men and let them destroy everything you build.

 

After that i come and plant bulletproof/fireproof flesh eating plants all over the place.

I guess i am king of the hill again.

[skitee 555]

I get the X-men, fantastic four, Spiderman, captain america, the hulk, magneto (for your bullets), Wolverine, iron man, Beast, angel, iceman, Cyclops, daredevil, Conan, professor Xavier, G.I. joe, Thor, Odin, Zeus , thunderbirds, and aqua-men and let them destroy everything you build.

 

After that i come and plant bulletproof/fireproof flesh eating plants all over the place.

I guess i am king of the hill again.

 

You don't have the money to hire all of those people. Even if you did, they all start fighting with each other about how to cross my minefield. Iron man wants to fly, but cyclops doesn't think that is the best option and opts for the sacrifice of some to let others get through. Zeus wants to shuttle those who can't fly over, but so does Thor, and they start having a fight. This delay enables me to use my anti-air rockets and my base-to-ground rockets to destroy your troops. They all die/retreat, turn on you for fueling such a useless mission, and kill you. You respawn, and now can try to plan again. I'm still King of the Hill.

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

@skitee

In addition to my previous post:

After the sun fells over your hill, you and all of your programs, guns, etc..., dissapear.We know that.

But the sun made a lot of damage, everything is on fire.So I take some icebergs from the North Pole with my special-builty ship, I transport to the place where was the hill and they actually stop the fire. :D

Then I build a new hill, so I am the king.Is that good enough? :mrgreen:

[Psycho 586]

Im king of the hill because you all signed a contract stating I would be immortal king de facto

[skitee 555]

@skitee

In addition to my previous post:

After the sun fells over your hill, you and all of your programs, guns, etc..., dissapear.We know that.

But the sun made a lot of damage, everything is on fire.So I take some icebergs from the North Pole with my special-builty ship, I transport to the place where was the hill and they actually stop the fire. :D

Then I build a new hill, so I am the king.Is that good enough? :mrgreen:

 

Sure. So now you are the king of the hill. However, you have more or less no defences, as you did not mention any. As you didn't mention any, then according to the rules of the game, you have no defence. So I walk in, fire a rifle at you, kill you, take control of the hill again. I construct the hill as it was beforehand, except with a star wars-esq energy shield, that is impregnible unless turned off. The controls to turn off the energy shield are on my hill. However, to make the game more fun, there is no energy shield between 0-1 miles above sea level. The mines and machine guns are still there though.

[Ranger7 75]

My middle name is "darth" so I have access to the Death star. I destroy your hill, and everything in it, and your planet, and I then build a new hill, with all the defenses that skitees had, and I have also a new death star that will shoot faster than any other death star anyone can make 8) Im king of da hill 8) EDIT: You guys are so noob at this game. Its easy! Watch this, I will almost never leave my hill 8)

[Guest Dutch-DEAN]

ok, This NOOB will end this now, and i will return as king of the hill.

 

I get the help of the best, the very best, the unbeatle, the absolute power, the unlimited, the almighty GOD himself.

 

(I know no religious things, but this is not christianity, moslim, scientology, hindoeisme or any believe, this is God and all those religions refer to Him, in their own ways, don't they?

Please correct me if i am wrong, i won't be offended, i don't want any trouble with anybody about this.)

 

He comes to my aid, and clears the hill and blows away the Death star, and everything around it, turning it into a paradise.

There i can look at the appletrees grow apples.

 

All i had to do was give him my faith, that i believed in Him.

[Ranger7 75]

Not bad for a noob =P (No offense)

God realizes that you did not capitalize the names of his religions, and is insulted, and decides to rebuild my hill, with all its defenses. As for your hill, I hire a 50 Man army, and invade it (since you don't have any defenses). Then I nuke it.

Nice try though, I like your inventive mind :)

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

EDIT: @PistolenPaultje

 

And you have no defence, so I come and destroy your hill.

Then I mine the whole hill, put some lasers on it (they are activated when they 'see' something moving 5-10 miles away.), then I cover the whole hill with special shield.

Then I install on the hill a 'gravity generator' (or something like that, I am not very good in Physics :D), so that generator makes that all planets from the Solar System come to my hill.They stick on all sides of the hill, so you can't even see it.Then I stick all of that with some duct tape.

I am the king of the hill.

[Ranger7 75]

Since you were addressing the person before me's hill, I guess this isn't valid

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

@Ranger7

I hire God to destroy your hill.Then with his help, I build my own hill with the same defences from my post to PistolenPaultje, + the God's defence. (that means if someone wants to do something with my hill, God will send him to the hell.)

I am the king of the hill.

P.S. I hired God.Nobody can hire him anymore. :)

[Ranger7 75]

^^ Since God can just create money, it is not possible to hire him. Thus making your statement false and my hill is still in place :mrgreen:

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

^^ Since God can just create money' date=' it is not possible to hire him. Thus making your statement false and my hill is still in place :mrgreen: [/quote']

Who said that I gave him money?'Hiring' is not only with money.

P.S. If you guess with what I hired him, I will buy u 1000 crystals.