[forum game] King of the hill

[Guest Dutch-DEAN]

It is very easy, just become the king of the hill and do whatever it takes to become that.

 

For excample i wrote:

I am king of the hill

 

The next one write:

I climb up the hill and kick you down, now i am king.

 

and so on.

 

Rules: normal rules for games, no racist things, excplicit things etc etc

No more then 3 lines, no quotes, no post after your own post.

 

With special thanks to Datie9 who thanked Russia201012 for making the first (English) version of this topic!

 

So i begin:

 

I build a hill and stand on top of it, now I am king of the hill

[r_nuclearbom0 62]

I give you a hamburger rain, you eat all the hamburgers, you become fat, I roll you off the hill *-*

[nico637 1]

Epic fail :thumbdown:

[Guest Dutch-DEAN]

Instead of just insulting people with just childisch "epic fail", do you care to tell why?

(everybody has to learn, everybody was a noob once)

 

If you don't like the game, don't post here.

 

 

 

- I go on a diet, by a bazooka and shoot you off the hill.

 

I am king again.

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

I call 911, a helicopter from the Fire Department arrives over you and spills several tons of water, so you fall down.

I am the king.

[r_nuclearbom0 62]

I slap you in the face, and punch you of the hill and build a bunker on it :)

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

I get my thunder and destroy your bunker (destroy u too :) ), so again I'm the king.

[r_nuclearbom0 62]

I get born in the form of an elephant, ride to your hill and stamp on you, I dig a hole and put you in it. I build a house on it, and you are burried alive :mrgreen:

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

But I escape from the hole.One evening, I come to your kitchen and kill you.

Then I burn ur house, so I'm the king.

[r_nuclearbom0 62]

I am paniced and accidentally run over you, and you are in the ground. I rebuild the house :D

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

But then there is an earthquake, so you fall down, along with your house.

[r_nuclearbom0 62]

I rebuild my house again. You are burried beneath it :)

[MisterGeneral 692]

i blow up the dam..n hill :mrgreen:

[Guest Dutch-DEAN]

i rebuild the hill, and build the wolfensteincastle.

I don't know where you are, so i am king again.....

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

But you didn't notice that ur castle is made from paper.So I make 'puff' and ur castle goes down.Then I kick you out of the hill and I become the king.

[Contaminated 129]

I push you off the hill... oh how fun this is...

[Psycho 586]

I scarr you of with my wolverine

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

But you don't know that 'he' is my wolverine, so I make him eat you.

And I'm the king again...

[Psycho 586]

Ressurected and blow your chair and im king of the hill

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

But I get a SUV, go up and push you all the way down.

Then I become the king.

[Psycho 586]

I tell zeus to use his bolt to remove you and I become king

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

And I get an AK-47, hide in the forest and shoot you.

Then I climp on the hill and I become the king.

[Contaminated 129]

I kill absolutely all of you.

I go to the hill and become the king

 

And no you can't ressurect.

[FederalBureauFBI 2,881]

But you didn't say that I am not from the 'absolutely all' - so I am alive.I get a Bulldozer, come to you and push you out of my hill. :mrgreen:

I am the boss/king.

[Psycho 586]

I became a immortal mammoth and I used my tusk to burry u in an immortal grave from yo cant escape king mammoth