[Forum Game] Epic Rap Battle

[MisterGeneral 692]

your right hogree

you can say im insane

but that doesn't change the fact that i run this game

so call me what ever you want i don't really care

no one can beat me no one don't even Dare 8)

[Ranger7 75]

Ranger your Ak wont hurt me

your Humvee actually flirt me

the airforce wont scratch me

the C.I.A wont Track me

so stop trying to go thru and just go around me

Just gotta say, this is horrible :mrgreen: ak? comeon :mrgreen:

 

How funny you are

and stupid jokes you make

I wont lie, for your sake :lol:

You wont get far

though you lie

your fall, is niegh :mrgreen:

[MisterGeneral 692]

comeon its cool -.-

 

you think im funny well look around im not the clown

im strong as a rock i barely make a sound

how about you and your satellite name

at least im man not iron and screws :lol:

[Contaminated 129]

Oh G you are only but a rock in a river

You sink down with your rapping skills

And freeze 'till you shiver

[Ranger7 75]

conta, good show

put that mister in his low

but try to put some more time

and make your rhymes actually rhyme :mrgreen:

rangers rock, the color of lime

is their camo, light as a dime

[Contaminated 129]

Sorry for this interruption, I just want to inform that I removed the 4 lines rule and updated the rules page. Just please make sure you do not create long walls of text and as usual do not discuss anything in this topic.

 

Now please continue the game from where we left off and if you need to say anything about the new rule only do it by sending me a PM.

 

Continue:

conta, good show

put that mister in his low

but try to put some more time

and make your rhymes actually rhyme

rangers rock, the color of lime

is their camo, light as a dime

[wertweuri 76]

Ranger...I`m the BOSS

if you can handle it...then get lost :wink:

Why you guys fight each other?

I dont even know why I bother.. :roll:

[Ranger7 75]

Lol wertweuri, what a weird name

I now know, who has the fame

I know I rock at thunder

with wins and crystals, what a wonder

I don't know why you bother

to write such bad rhymes

its not even worth a few dimes :mrgreen:

[hogree 4,179]

I see 'deranger'; your rhymes rock well,

But the fact is this: your rap jus dont sell

If yo wanna do skilled rap, do it like dis

Maybe mix it up a bit

Just dat tiny little bit

Then just own em simple - summin dey cant miss

[Ranger7 75]

if it makes you respond, o hog

then it sells, just like a dog!

greatness can come from me

or from the sea

but rap is awesome,

and mines the best!

hog I reecomend, go take a rest :mrgreen:

[MisterGeneral 692]

all of these days rappers are juniors

but apparently they forgot their senior

so boyz and girlz shhh and listen

Mister G gonna rap 1..2..3 pay Attention

[Ranger7 75]

something that doesn't rhyme

stands out in your rap this time

Oh mister g, youd really think

that a m3 freeze, would have more than a kink

in the hose that spews this bad rap

right on to my lap! :mrgreen:

[SakuraVisions 120]

Not bad, punks

But listen to the master

Next to me you're all skunks

I rap smoother and faster

I'm gonna get my shaft

And snipe you all day

You can't beat me at my craft

As I show you in every way

So come onto the battlefield

And bring all your stuff

But no nitro power or shield

It won't be enough

180 damage is sufficient for you all

You inch into my crosshair

And then I shoot and you fall

I cover everywhere

 

Sorry, 16 lines with 15 limit xD

[MisterGeneral 692]

the long text above me is a dull

i would rather to go and buy a new hull :mrgreen:

instead of listing from shadow and us satellite rap :lol:

hogree is better then u guys he is a delight :mrgreen:

[jordanrusson 3]

Ok, so you guys have done ok so far,

but i have a rap that so few can marr,

why don't u sit and think about dat,

While i throw hog, G, and Conta outta da hat.

[hogree 4,179]

Oh so Mr. jordanrusson, you've joined now?

Well, just as an intro, come in; take a bow

You dealin' with the rap boss here, so careful what ya say

Otherwise something slightly painful might happen, 'kay?

[x-Ivlv 17]

Hog', your rhymes are weak

I am the one who's neat.

Rhyming's not your strong suit

They make you look like a fruit.

 

No offense, but your lines come from google

The word you're looking for is 'frugal'.

 

Just so you know, 'frugal' means little

Your place is among the ones in the middle.

Make way, the master Varonis is coming

On his way of the best, becoming.

[jordanrusson 3]

Hog and Var my self-esteem try 2 maim,

But they should probly know that im impervious to pain.

So the master eh? I wouldn't be too sure,

the anger inside is just too much to cure.

So you'd better watch out

And when I win don't pout

'Cause the Marshal has arrived,

and i'm the KING of the hive.

 

UH :XD:

[Alklines 1,751]

Just stop it hog,

You're so piggy,

Other people think your cool,

But I actually know thee,

And the simple fact is,

That there's too much to diss.

 

EDIT: Yes I know I had 6 lines, but who cares?

 

could you be any more cornier??? :shock:

[MisterGeneral 692]

your rhymes aren't that good

so watch me rapping in the hood

Could you be like me? I rap my none stop rhymes

You will never hear pause when I say these lines

[x-Ivlv 17]

You sound like Walt Disney

While I'm drinkin' my Gold Whiskey.

Baby G, in the hood?

More like - chucking wood.

 

It's my time to shine

The trophy will be mine.

You can call me V'

And I'm cool like Ali G.

 

I'm the best, and that's the truth

Step aside, old man, it's time for the youth.

There's noone better on this planet

Just ask my girlfriend Jannet.

 

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

That's my tactics, can't you see?

Everyone's shouting for more

Because it's me, whom they adore.

[jordanrusson 3]

Your rhymes are too long,

all you do is sing-song,

you're not a real rapper,

and is Jannet a slapper?

 

No offense directed*

[r_DanTheTank0 0]

I don't know, but I do know this,

I'm probably on jordan's block list,

Because when I start to rap, he realizes that,

I can rhyme like the cat on the mat.

[jordanrusson 3]

On my blocklist?No, you're ok,

But i still beat you at rap anyway,

But now that you've started, i guess ill have to end;

Into the pit of despair, you I'll send.

 

:twisted:

[eessydo 17]

Jordan yes indeed that whack rap makes my ears bleed

Harmin me with that smarmy harmony

get back in the game son, bring out your lasers, pew pew

Cause your [c...]rap rap has a stank like Pepe Le Pew