[Forum Game] Epic Rap Battle

[x-Ivlv 17]

. Not a spam, just made my mind.

Brb with epic text, hold on.

[eessydo 17]

. Not a spam, just made my mind.

Brb with epic text, hold on.

 

Varonis wrote this an hour ago

Occasionally he rhymes quick, but most often rhymes slow

Witty comebacks is something he needs to master

Cause a 5 year old special ed kid can think faster.

 

Varo, here's to rhyming epic slow yo!!

 

[MisterGeneral 692]

oh cut it out eessydo

Yapping your mouth is all what you do

and who's that Varonis

is he new to this ? his rap is hilarious

stop dissin your elder boyz

and i just might give you some toyz :mrgreen:

[hogree 4,179]

Eessy-do, welcome man.

but posting pics deserve a ban

Rules are rules bro,

Dont break 'em,

Otherwise you'll pay

4 wat you've done.

 

-sorry got ninjad :roll:

[eessydo 17]

Mr. G tries to rap with such fervor and zeal

Fake frontin like his raps are the deal

But in Real life he rides like the day of his prom

Where no one would go with him, not even his mom.

 

[eessydo 17]

Eessy-do, welcome man.

but posting pics deserve a ban

Rules are rules bro,

Dont break 'em,

Otherwise you'll pay

4 wat you've done.

 

-sorry got ninjad :roll:

 

Hogree get some skills bro cause your raps don't rhyme

The words need to end in the same sound each time

You managed to rhyme on just two of your lines

Your brain must be the size of a swines.

[MisterGeneral 692]

Mr. G tries to rap with such fervor and zeal

Fake frontin like his raps are the deal

But in Real life he rides like the day of his prom

Where no one would go with him, not even his mom

 

i find that offending .......

[eessydo 17]

i find that offending .......

 

Looks like Mister_G is out of the epic rap contest

Crying cause now G got bested by the best

Infinitely whiney when he loses the game when he's hit

When Mr. G's in the house its always the same old [s......] hit.

[MisterGeneral 692]

you make fun of ppl saddens

but it will turn at you it will be madness

and when it does i will be the first one to laugh

and say good job boys we toke out the trash.

[x-Ivlv 17]

Ok, first thing's first. No pictures and no quotes.

 

Now, let's start.

 

Your grammar's weak,

Vocabulary - terrible.

Better shut your beak,

Your texts are unbearable.

 

Yes, I do rhyme fast,

By ryhming so shalow, you'll be the last.

Boy, don't mess with me,

You're worse than Mr. G.

 

Challenging me isn't the thing to do,

Praying to God is what you should do.

Better make some sense,

And quit playing defense.

 

Intense rapping's not for you,

Oh wait, I won't even call that stuff rap.

By listening to it, to pieces I almost blew,

Better stop it now, chap.

 

I may write long, I may write fast.

If you can't handle that, hang yourself around a mast.

EEssydo, more like, eessydon't.

Compete to you is one thing I won't.

 

Because you stink at rapping and ryhming, kid.

[MisterGeneral 692]

this guy can rap :shock:

[x-Ivlv 17]

you make fun of ppl saddens

but it will turn at you it will be madness

and when it does i will be the first one to laugh

and say good job boys we toke out the trash.

 

Ok, sorry bro about that, but I'm with you now. Let's put that piece of poo to his place.

[x-Ivlv 17]

this guy can rap :shock:

 

Who is "this guy"?

[MisterGeneral 692]

you :lol:

[x-Ivlv 17]

you :lol:

 

Oh, thank you. :)

 

Now let's wait and show that noob what we can do. :)

[eessydo 17]

It's like your not even trying to rhyme

Listen to me while I drop another dime

on your face with some grace as I show you the trick

You can slant rhyme that last line with a word like convict

[eessydo 17]

Varo, I'm keeping these rhymes in simple quatrain

because anything complex would be a drain on your brain

Special ed kids need all the help they can get

Mon raisonnement en cours vous êtes dur dans votre tête

[x-Ivlv 17]

Listen, kid, rap's not all about rhymes. The text must make sence. By simply making the last words sound like eachother, you won't get far.

 

Now :

 

Yes, perhaps I don't try,

But once you've read my text, you'll go like " My, my" .

Using dictionary to help you sound good,

Better than you everyone could.

 

Boy, back off, before it's too late,

Or I'll use you like bait.

Say your prair, thank the Lord,

Competing against me, you just can't afford.

 

Four lines and that's it?

And you dare to insult my boy G?

Sit down and start to knit.

By the time I'm done, you'll start to pee.

[eessydo 17]

Now its clear to me you can't even spell

I feel so bad for you my eyes start to well

Simple words like prayer and even sense

You can't even spell right, your brain must be spent!!

[x-Ivlv 17]

Varo, I'm keeping these rhymes in simple quatrain

because anything complex would be a drain on your brain

Special ed kids need all the help they can get

Mon raisonnement en cours vous êtes dur dans votre tête

 

So you wan't to go forein, I see.

Labi, lai tā būtu.

Tava vieta ir sķūnī.

Projām tevi es sūtu.

 

Stop the struggle, you can't bare me.

Are you blind?

Can't you see?

enough rhymes is what you can't find?

[eessydo 17]

I see how you like to keep calling me kid

Like i'm in a high chair and somehow wearing a bib.

I'm definitely older and have quite a knack

So go back to your room son, while I hit your moms from the back.

[x-Ivlv 17]

Getting personal's not the thing to do.

What's that? The croud going " boo" .

Spelling's hard, when you're not sober.

Have you been to the fest October?

 

Kid, you can't handle me, you simply can't.

I'll crush you like an ant.

Oh, wait, I've already done that.

Take a bow, take off your hat.

 

Pathetic, the best word to describe you.

You belong in the loo.

Try to mess with me,

I sting like a bee.

 

Better watch out,

You know what I'm all about.

I'll beat you, without a doubt.

" Go Roni" the crowd will shout.

 

Is the text I've got for you.

 

But dude, if you wan't to go like that, I'm down for it.

 

I freestyle,

While you have to write your rhymes.

Talking about my moms?

Your's so ugly,

I've seen guys prettyer, hit with bombs.

[eessydo 17]

October, Last I checked it was June

Keep drinking like that and you'll be pushing a broom

As janitor drinking yourself quickly to death

With soiled underwear and more horrible hog breath

 

As usual someone always has the sub-standard excuse

for not being able to spell, "it's the booze"

[eessydo 17]

I see you freestyle with flowing ease

Like a soft feather floating along on the breeze

You wouldn't regurgitate any rhymes in an attempt to appease?

oh, wait you just did with that line about the bees!.

 

I know it is hard to bring new raps to the table

Only a few among us are willing and able

It must be so easy to rap the same old stale

Rhymes that you drag out like a wet cat from a pail.

[MisterGeneral 692]

eesydo

bro this is just rap game why your being so offensive :thumbdown: :thumbdown: