[Forum Game] Epic Rap Battle

[Vikingsrallentando 3,058]

Mister_G

There is no need

to talk tough, when your not

Your wearin down the clock

Trust me, i know how you feel

When your beaten down, you don't got time to heal

Your rappin is such a disease

Cuz when i see your name next to the comment, i know i can beat it with ease..

 

Now Jordan, don't get ahead of yourself

You sound so high, your hitting your head on a shelf

Stop being so kind

To a kid that can barely rhyme

You don't need an ally

Hes just waitin to get you, on the next pass by

Yeah, don't be goin of with G

Cuz he'll end up ditchin you, you'll see

 

Lets just go on our own ways

So i can make you think that posting here was a mistake

So, Turn around, walk away

Ill be back to fight you another day..

[TankCraze 8]

I like tanks!

Can u imagine that?

I like tanks!

Can u believe that?

I like tanks! You other players, mods, haters, motivators, everyone out there, battle ain't fair. lol

[Vikingsrallentando 3,058]

Yo TankCraze

why'd you make this topic die

can you even see? your in a haze

cuz what you write here is a whole big lie.

[TheIceGirl 4]

nice one srall

 

so srall you opened from today

 

to find this topic of troll to say

 

for that guy hes just a kind of lie

 

after that you start try to portray

 

you think now you're a luxury ?

 

sorry but it's so much bad

 

my grandmother have a better rap

 

you should learn more you hell guy

 

idk :roll: it's more than 6 lines , but who cares

[toad55 0]

yo listen up

 

this rap'll boost ur knowledege,

 

so you will go 2 college

 

im gonna show u how,

 

right here, right now.

 

peace out yo. ill be back!!!!!!

[splitterpoint 10,986]

Rap-crap.

 

I hate that music.

thus I will not rap... I fail it it, lucky me.

:mrgreen:

[Beerme 106]

Splitter,splitter, you just can't rap

go back home

and learn not to be crap

:P

[splitterpoint 10,986]

Splitter,splitter, you just can't rap

go back home

and learn not to be crap

:P

 

I agree with that. :wink:

just wanted you guys to know.

I (...) hate that music, no offence.

[Vikingsrallentando 3,058]

Then why are you here?

why don't you listen to this music

your type of music would probably be horrible to hear

and you were bad at this genre, and you know it.

[Beerme 106]

Vikings, your raps just suck,

your awful at tanki

and when you win its all due to luck

[splitterpoint 10,986]

Then why are you here?

why don't you listen to this music

your type of music would probably be horrible to hear

and you were bad at this genre, and you know it.

 

Do you think rap is real music?

every (...)head can edit their voice in the computer to make it sound good.

 

and its all talking stuff, there aren't even instruments there?

seriously... just your voice, ohh and the computer.

and I know I fail at it because I just hate the music, I can't be good at something when I don't like it.

and you don't even know my music, thats another dumb sentence to get someone mad.

 

No offence to all those, who listen to rap... I've said this before but apparently this guy didn't read that.

 

carry on with this game, I'm sorry to interrupt, I really am.

Lets see if someone is creative enough. *cough*

[getreadytodie 20]

U CALL THAT A RAP i call that a peice of crap

Ma granma could rap better if she was in the slammer getting hit by a hammer

WORD

Ma tank could take a million of u, ma big mammoth will make a stew out of you

U would have to drug to take me on, ill still be twice ur size and strenght no mater, watever

now lets bring this rap to an end cause u aint got no strenght to take me on is it clear ok? go back to drinking bear, this server is only big enough for the one of us

AND THATS ME!

WORD!

[1z2y3x4w5v6u7 1]

A RAP? A RAP? MORE LIKE A PEICE OF CRAP!!

What the heck r ya thinkin?

I think you've been drinkin!

Look at me, I mean i'n such a star!

The total opposite of what u are!!

Ma granny could rap better than u!!

U rap like a piece of poo!!

[r_TheShadowDragon0 8]

Let me just step right in.

I got things to invent.

I'm an innovator baby,change the world.

Fortune 500 'fore you kissed a girl.

I'm a pimp you're a nerd.

I'm slick you're cheesy,beating you is Apple II easy.

I make the product that the artist chooses and the GUI that Melinda uses.

I need to bring up some basic crap,why'd you name your tank after your balls!

[King_Leonidus 5]

You blow,Jobs,you arrogant prick with your second hand jeans and your turtle neck.

I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head.

With you own little spinning beach ball of death.

Hippie,you never accomplished what you wanted.

I give away your crystals to AID's research,combine all your little toys and i still crush that.

iPad iPhone iPwn iSmack.

[MisterGeneral 692]

Fun ^

[r_TheShadowDragon0 8]

yep

[getreadytodie 20]

A RAP? A RAP? MORE LIKE A PEICE OF CRAP!!

What the heck r ya thinkin?

I think you've been drinkin!

Look at me, I mean i'n such a star!

The total opposite of what u are!!

Ma granny could rap better than u!!

U rap like a piece of poo!!

I think you mean u r good at copying lyrics from ma will

the rap is crapayer than a bill

I invented rapping cause i ain't no crapping at rapping

its all about the rymes not the crimes

oh woops i ryme in time

i am the prime

of all rapping time

[r_TheShadowDragon0 8]

so really no one wants to battle me man im that good

[paslaptis779 0]

I do :D

[paslaptis779 0]

TheShadowDragon has no style

he raps like a pedophile

This is no joke King_leonidus is broke

Its as if u was on coke

 

I have no more rhymes to testify

Ill break your head and find nothing is there

I guess you dont understand so I better clarify

See you I better go get beer

[r_TheShadowDragon0 8]

Im sorry paslaptis779.

I'm afraid I can't let you do that take a look at your history everything you built leads up to me.

I got the power of a mind you could never be.

I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeapordy.

I'm runnin C ++saying hello world.

I'll beat you til you're singing 'bout a daisy girl.

I'm coming out of the socket,nothing you can do can stop me.

Im on your lap and in your pocket,how are you going to shoot me down when i guide your rocket?

Your cotext just doesn't impress me.

So go ahead try to Turing test me.

I stomp on a mac and a PC too.

I'm on Linux sucker.I thought you GNU,my CPU's hot but my core runs cold

beat you in 17 lines of code.

I think different from the engine of the days of old hasta la vista like the terminator told ya.

[paslaptis779 0]

You dont have to steal

Other peoples work in order to make others feel worse

Ill do t right now and you ll think its all unreal

 

Come on give me verse

Wait now you scared to rhyme?

I bet your out there with your purse

When we meet again you better be on time

[r_TheShadowDragon0 8]

Im the TheShadowDragon and there can't be no other,I don't wanna cause trouble,are you looking for you lover?

Cause your princess is in my castle now.

Yeah she's gone.

We stayed up all night playing Donkey Kong.

[paslaptis779 0]

You have no idea what you wrote

Even if you copy my intellectuall prsoperity

You dont have a chance your just a ol' goat

Your a parody of me even by that we have no similarity

 

Fine use a rap software

Its no match for me I have my brain

You better beware

I can beat you easily without a strain

 

Now go cry to mamma shell make you feel good

By touching you in your nono spot and sobbing about you

Now your out stood

Find your self somthing to screw