[Forum Game] Epic Rap Battle

[r_TheShadowDragon0 8]

You talk alot of trash,but let me tell you something im gonna beat you so fast is like im driving a hornet m3

Now im here to whup your ass.

I've read up on your facts,well tell me paslaptis779,how come you never sat down and cried on your tanki career?

I never told a lie and i won't start now,your tank will sink,I will put you down.

[paslaptis779 0]

screw this battle

I don't wanna win

I'm outty

Here tell these people sumin they dont know about me

[MisterGeneral 692]

type in utube

Epic rap vs the battles of the history 2

:lol: :lol:

[r_TheShadowDragon0 8]

thanks Mister g :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: your on my friend list hehe :tank:

This isn't Gettysburg punk,i'd suggest retreating.

TheShadoDragon doesn't battle he just allows you to lose,my tank will blow your mind,like a verbal John Wilkes Booth.

You block bullets woth your drugs,i block em with my tank.

I'd make fun of Walker,Texas Ranger but i've never even seen that show.

[paslaptis779 0]

You got nothing on me Im like all 130000 players

We got one thing in common we are all better than you

So do us a favor and quit this game it will finally answer all my prayers

Ill give you some advice of your new home go its called the zoo

[r_TheShadowDragon0 8]

Im am the TheShadowDragon,ive spread more blood and gore than your 40 score of your puny little players.

I wear a black belt on the beard that i grow on my balls.

I attack tanks when i smell them weak.

My bullets make the speed of light,wish is was faster,you may have won battles but TheShadowDragon is every ones nightmare.

[r_TheShadowDragon0 8]

are you rapping or are you just talkin

[paslaptis779 0]

Your everyones nightmare I didnt excpect that

Is that your finishing blow?

Well you came up flat

Because your everyones yesterday show

 

If your a nightmare then I am a sweet dream

And if you hear you are anything other than frightening

No one is scared of you But everyone screams

When your face is revealed now that is enlightening

[r_TheShadowDragon0 8]

Okay lets start this,i'll show you pety officer who's the hardest,the biggest mistake that you've ever made.

I'll toss you like a frag grenade.

Ill stomp you in the face with my tank enraged.

Tonight we shall battle in the shade,your puny fan that is a fat nerd on a computer.

Jerking off the games giving himself first person shooters.

Your tank armor is hard but my armor is harder.

Your in my hood now chief.

[r_TheShadowDragon0 8]

well that was easy

[paslaptis779 0]

You may be stronger but I am not like you

I am no geek im the opposite of you

I am no officer get things straight

I am a master seargent with skills meeant to kill you

I gotta go now my time is not well spent with the likes of you

[r_TheShadowDragon0 8]

Not so fast,they built a monument to my sins,you're the soldier they need you to be.

Aint no way you can beat me even my initials spell MC.

They should've thrown your tank over the cliff because they're sickly.

You will not enjoy this but it will be over quickly.

And i think we are already. :twisted:

[r_TheShadowDragon0 8]

YES im the rap king

[r_TheShadowDragon0 8]

i want to rap someone its boring

[paslaptis779 0]

theshadowdragon is so lonely

without me he is nobody

But get ready to hear from the one and only

somebody

[daboss123 0]

Paslaptis isn't even a name

Why don't you go play a different game

You will try and try again

But you will never rhyme like some other men

[1z2y3x4w5v6u7 1]

A RAP? A RAP? MORE LIKE A PEICE OF CRAP!!

What the heck r ya thinkin?

I think you've been drinkin!

Look at me, I mean i'n such a star!

The total opposite of what u are!!

Ma granny could rap better than u!!

U rap like a piece of poo!!

I think you mean u r good at copying lyrics from ma will

the rap is crapayer than a bill

I invented rapping cause i ain't no crapping at rapping

its all about the rymes not the crimes

oh woops i ryme in time

i am the prime

of all rapping time

YA WHAT?

NO YA NOT!!

NO YA AIN'T!!

I THINK I'M GONNA FAINT!!

RAP-CRAP THATS WAT IT S!!

LOOK AT ME WI MA FLAT CAP, RAP-CAP

YEAH!!!

[r_TheShadowDragon0 8]

:?:

[1z2y3x4w5v6u7 1]

:tank:

[getreadytodie 20]

A RAP? A RAP? MORE LIKE A PEICE OF CRAP!!

What the heck r ya thinkin?

I think you've been drinkin!

Look at me, I mean i'n such a star!

The total opposite of what u are!!

Ma granny could rap better than u!!

U rap like a piece of poo!!

I think you mean u r good at copying lyrics from ma will

the rap is crapayer than a bill

I invented rapping cause i ain't no crapping at rapping

its all about the rymes not the crimes

oh woops i ryme in time

i am the prime

of all rapping time

YA WHAT?

NO YA NOT!!

NO YA AIN'T!!

I THINK I'M GONNA FAINT!!

RAP-CRAP THATS WAT IT S!!

LOOK AT ME WI MA FLAT CAP, RAP-CAP

YEAH!!!

you try to bring it back but really ur rap is crap

i think im going to faint cause u aint

flat cap rap-cap wats that all about?? u tryin to say cat flap??

or is it just ure rap really is RAP_CRAP as u say

we play

[paslaptis779 0]

Player paslaptis779 has been banned for a week Reason: Inappropriate Language (Insults, offenses and swearwords), Point 1.3 of rules

[paslaptis779 0]

Player paslaptis779 has been banned for a week Reason: Inappropriate Language (Insults, offenses and swearwords), Point 1.3 of rules

[r_TheShadowDragon0 8]

Player TheShadowDragon has been banned for a month. Reason: repeat offense Inappropriate Language (Insults, offenses and swearwords), Point 1.3 of rules

[paslaptis779 0]

Player paslaptis779 has been banned for a week Reason: Inappropriate Language (Insults, offenses and swearwords), Point 1.3 of rules

[r_TheShadowDragon0 8]

Player TheShadowDragon has been banned for a month. Reason: repeat offense Inappropriate Language (Insults, offenses and swearwords), Point 1.3 of rules