[Novel] Rankalathon

[RManJeta 2]

Rookies

 

1."That's a stupid way to become Recruit, it's like were already in the army" said Foley. "I know right" said Caboose. "We have stupid trainers, my trainer is WO1 Carter" said Foley. "My trainer is a rough black guy who has a shape up, and his name Will" said Caboose. " What do we do again Caboose" said Foley. "Here's the paper" said Caboose.

 

 

Kill 1 enemy
Destroy 1 Mongoose
Turn in paper when finished

 

"The wind is getting strong" said Foley." Uh hey come back, get the paper" said Caboose."" said Foley. "That was for both of us *****" said Caboose."Now where are we going to find the paper" said Foley." :XD: now were both mad" said Caboose." Well it's your fault that we lost the paper" said Foley." No it's the wind's fault"."Your the one who didn't have a good grip on it"."Nah let's just find the paper." said Caboose."No wait I got an idea" said Foley. "and...... what are you going to do" said Caboose."It's the simplest trick in the book"said Foley.

 

 

 

 

2."and.... there it's done" said Foley."Wow! nice copy made out of the tree" said Caboose."Well let's look for an enemy" said Foley." Wait you didn't write on it" said Caboose." Does it look like I have a pencil" said Foley. " Trees don't make lead?" said Caboose."You are such an *****" said Foley."Your meaner than my trainer" said Caboose."Oh look pencil in the mongoose" said Foley." You had a pencil!" said Caboose." Guess I did" said Foley."I hate you Foley" said Caboose." :roll: Ohhhh I just figured" said Foley."You did?"said Caboose."You will never understand" said Foley." Let's just go find an enemy" said Caboose."Finally, your on track" said Foley." I've been, it's you who is not" said Caboose."Just forget it" said Foley."Let's go" said Caboose.

 

 

 

 

3."So where we going" said Caboose." Back to headquarters"said Foley."Why? We didn't complete the task" said Caboose."Were going to lie" said Foley." Hey look C4s on our mongoose" said Caboose."What?!" Shouted Foley."Got to jump Foley"said Caboose.

"Yes! I ranked for killing an enemy and a mongoose" said Caboose.

 

 

He Ranks But Not Me

 

"So uncool what Caboose did tome,I mean he's way stupid than me" thought Foley. "Move up bub" said a man.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited October 8, 2012 by RManJeta

[r_kilaz0 10]

FAIL...???

[Valletta 834]

Why do I have the feeling he's using names from Tom Clancy's novels... :?

[RManJeta 2]

Why do I have the feeling he's using names from Tom Clancy's novels... :?

 

Who is Tom Clancy?

[RManJeta 2]

.....slow updates :?

[Anwar311 2]

[You made a mistake

Were going to lie

you said lie istead of die

[Meliora 1,652]

I wrote a proper children's action book once and really those chapters are very very very small. I didn't read it just so you know.

[RManJeta 2]

[You made a mistake

Were going to lie

you said lie istead of die

 

It's suppose to be lie.

There going to lie to there trainers.

[r_kilaz0 10]

tl dr

[Valletta 834]

Why do I have the feeling he's using names from Tom Clancy's novels... :?

Who is Tom Clancy?

facepalm

[2_S_T_R_O_N_G_4_U 1]

o

[Shelbyh 1]

:roll:

[Zagatoboy 1]

All I was thinking through this hole story