[One long story] Through the Ranks

[Zagatoboy 1]

So many other people are doing it so I am going to make a story, though a 13 year old's life from a non-popular kid to a big-time tanker. I will be posting a new section on HERE every other day.

 

I was searching through my Facebook when I saw no one else had friend'ed me. I sighed, and turned around as i closed the laptop. My mother was making waffles, 7:30, I sighed once more, grabbed my book-bag, and ran to my bus. Sitting on the bus was torture to me. I had no friends on this bus, and all the jocks rode that bus. I slowly crept to my seat in the middle of the bus as I grab my I pod and turned on some Gym Class Heroes.

On this shadowy bus, no one could recognize I had jet black hair and a pin-shaped head, Everyone described me to Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants, I always chuckled and look the other way. I had plenty of freckles to go give everyone in my school one right on their knee, right were my birthmark is.

When we arrived to my homeroom twenty minutes later, my best friend was already sitting down on his laptop, playing something. He looked frustrated but enthusiastic at the same time. I walked over to him and he looked up. He smiled, pressed some key and turned around.

"Jack!" he finally yells.

"Woah calm down there, whats up?" I respond back to him.

"He points at his screen. Were I saw a red tank with long, but slender gun on the top. I red the top of the URL address and it stated, Tanki Online.

Part 1, please give some advice

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tl;dr

[Zagatoboy 1]

how did i know u were going to say that eventually?

[r_kilaz0 10]

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