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Ever heard that song "Like a Boss" by Lonely Island? Well I was listening to music while playing and it came on and I began making up lyrics in my head, so here we go:

 

Mr. Rottin, thanks for submitting your clan papers. No problem. So your in charge on the battlefield is that fair to say? Absolutely, im a pro. Ok, so take us through a day in the life of a pro.

Well the first thing I do is

Talk to newbies like a pro

Approve purchases like a pro

Lead a strikeforce like a pro

Remember snipers like a pro

Direct Teamwork like a pro

My own garage like a pro

Tanks 2.0 like a pro (yes, I know it doesn't exist)

Promote drugging like a pro

Take down tanks like a pro

Get demolished like a pro

Plan Revenge like a pro

Send some emails like a pro

Buy some crystals like a pro

Demand a refund like a pro

Laugh at Tanki like a pro

Tanki lawsuit like a pro

No crystals like a pro

Fifth of vodka like a pro

Crap on enemy hulls like a pro

Buy a gun like a pro

On my tank like a pro

oh.... no i can't I have no crystals

Poverty like a pro

Puke on enemy hulls like a pro

Jump into my tank like a pro

Suck at driving like a pro

Score a kill like a pro

Crash my tank like a pro

Suck at walking like a pro

Found some crystals like a pro

Chop my treads off like a pro

Black out on massacre like a pro

Buy a mammoth like a pro

Crush it's engine out like a pro

Turn into a plane like a pro

Bomb the enemy like a pro

Crash into Fort Knox like a pro

Now i'm dead like a pro

uh, huh. So that's an average game for you then? No doubt. You chop your treads off and die? Heck yeah. And at one point there I think you said something about sucking at driving? Nope. Actually I'm pretty sure you did. Nah, that ain't me. Okay, well this has been eye opening for me. Im a pro. Yeah I know I got that you said it about 400 times. Im a pro. Yeah, yeah I got it. Im a pro. No, I heard you, bye. LIKE A PRO!

 

You can try singing it if you want. :D hope you guys enjoy it a bit. If you think something needs changed let me know!

Edited by Rottin

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Coming from the guy who trolls everybody. I don't need your negative comments, it's absolutely pointless. If you don't like it you can just not reply, pretty simple.

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We don't want to hear about your songs here.

 

 

Please go away. This is not music to my ears.

 

:unsure: How can you say you've renounced your trolling, when you speak the dialect of a kilaz-level troll?

 

I thought that the lyrics were humorous, albeit repetitive, but it does not deserve comments like that...truly in your case you should just not have said anything at all.

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OK. SilentShadow. Which below is more like a troll?

 

1) We don't want to hear about your songs here. Please go away. This is not music to my ears.

 

2) We don't want to hear about your songs here.

 

 

 

Please go away. This is not music to my ears.

 

 

 

I am suspecting it is my format that makes me SEEM like a troll. SilentShadow, I await your reply.

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Ever heard that song "Like a Boss" by Lonely Island? Well I was listening to music while playing and it came on and I began making up lyrics in my head, so here we go:

 

I've heard the song. It's pretty good, but this parody is not.

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