Contest [Issue 7] Festive Tanki Poet!

[hogree 4,179]

The heat and sun had parted

as the snowy weather started

and the summer maps departed

out of sight.

 

But though the temperature was falling,

not likely to soon start stalling,

still the tanks were out there calling:

“Time to fight!”

 

So from an early morning greeting,

hunting golds as they are eating

while it slowly turns to sleeting

(look outside) -

 

To the raging at the cheating,

and the serious clan war meeting

whilst the problem with the heating's

left aside.

 

So they continue playing, knowing,

though it may have stopped with snowing,

that their tank will keep on going

on to play;

 

Now you say, “Tanki or a sauna?”

They'll say “Got to be the former.”

Regardless that it's getting warmer

every day.

 

And as the sleeting turns to raining,

I can hear their friends complaining

“Oh my days – he's almost gaining

on my rank!”

 

So while the days pass, we're still playing,

able to continue saying:

“Through each season, I'll be staying

with my tank.”

[Agent_69 16]

Playing Tanki through the Christmas weeks,

Not giving a damn about the bathroom leaks.

Playing Tanki with all our friends,

Sending out new tank trends.

 

Fireworks going off like a railgun,

But playing Tanki is just as fun.

Chinese Lanterns flying high,

Like a gold box lighting up the sky.

 

Party Poppers blowing up and by,

Wasp and Hornets are going to die.

Hunter and Vikings are tanking out,

Mamouth and Titan are trundling about.

 

Slouched on the couch playing Tanki,

Talking to our friend who is so lanky.

Playing Tanki is a fun thing to do,

So why don't you start playing too.

[SN7 256]

Tanki Online

 

It was time for a new season

Not for a purpose, for a reason

Christmas and New Year has arrived

Many tankmen have still survived

Some clans started to treason,

 

Everyday I reminisce about Tanki Online

Most times I do this, it turns out fine

The December & January festive season is here

Remember, it only happens once a year

Lets all dine at the table with a glass of wine,

 

Several updates occurred in the game

We all know Tanki will never stay the same

The rebalance took place in Decemeber

It was a great Christmas for me to remember

During festive seasons, winning is our aim,

 

The game is international

Most people say it is sensational

Tanki Online makes me feel delighted

And also strongly united

Tanki Online is phenomenal.

[Deploy_C4 0]

Pick a battle that is your type,

Do not surrender, show the enemy fright,

Create your own strategy and dominate the fight,

Fight across the battle like a heroic knight,

 

Join a clan, you’re not alone,

Make new friends become known,

Join the community let tank men grown,

Where you have fun, it’s a free zone

 

There are the mods for blocking,

And the cons for talking,

 

And that’s all thanks to the devs and many more,

Since 2012 was one of the best, foreshore.

Edited January 20, 2013 by Deploy_C4

[jokjinari 160]

How a Drug Battle Started.

 

Christmas joy was in the air,

For the day was almost here,

But these tank men didn’t care,

Because they lacked the Christmas Cheer.

 

Railgun:

Why can’t I kill at all?

Stupid twins throws off my aim!

When will gold decide to fall?

I’ll have to drug to win this game!

 

Twins:

Noob railer hurts me badly,

Then thunder does the rest!

I can’t win this battle, sadly,

But I’ll drug to stop those pests!

 

 

Thunder:

I’m so glad that I am winning!

What! They use supplies?

Who cares! (he says while grinning)

I’ll drug just like those guys!

 

 

Freeze:

My tank just isn’t strong!

I can’t kill before it dies!

This has gone on much to long!

I must activate supplies!

 

 

…A drug battle was begun,

Though it started all for nought,

Twenty fighting for the fund,

Twenty lagged out as they fought.

 

 

So tank men please remember,

That when Christmas day is near,

Or even sometime in December,

To be full of Christmas cheer.

Edited January 20, 2013 by jokjinari

[Meliora 1,652]

''Oh, Halloween, a spooky time

When ghosts come out to play

My 13th pumpkin I have just carved

To add to my array.

 

On placing down that last pumpkin

Something begins to flash

I turn to Tanki - still in shock

For my keyboard I quickly dash.

 

Somehow I'm in the Halloween Map

Coffins surround my tank

And look! My paint has eerily changed

So has the CTF flag.

 

I warily explore the place

Watching my every step

Oh my! What has just rushed past me?

Calm down, I imagined that.

 

Too shocked to even try to scream

I freeze right there and then

Something is falling down on me

Is it death seeking revenge?

 

My heart has leaped right from my mouth

For the 'something' is a coffin

Though soon my heart climbs in again

Of course! I have forgotten

 

That is the three-o-five gold box

That I have now just caught

I leave the battle, shaking my head

This is scarier than I thought!

 

In the garage I gasp - again

All prices - slightly low

A hack? A glitch? Just me?, I think

No, 'A sale!' I shout with gusto!

 

I sit back in my gaming chair

And try to catch my breath

I'm such a foolish 'scaredy-cat'

Everything scares me to death...

 

Halloween, good God, never again

But for you, I wish 'Happy Holiday!'''

 

Selena12121 - 250 words.

Edited January 20, 2013 by Meliora

[skitee 555]

"Lentovni"

 

HISTORY OF THE MAP “2013 HAPPY NEW YEAR”

 

2012 was coming to an end,

Soon Santa would arrive,

Our little tank was ready to attend

And make his christmas dream come alive.

 

“Where to put my christmas tree?

In a special place, easy to see,

Could be Sandbox, maybe Hill,

Duel, Valley, even Rift”.

 

“On a mountain should it sit?”

This idea was great, he thought of it

Will be a perfect place, to meet

Accept gifts, with friends to greet.

 

After a long day of searching where,

He found the perfect spot,

Everybody could easily go there

And all would celebrate a lot!

 

-- Lentovni --

Edited January 22, 2013 by skitee

[MisterGeneral 692]

its New year with the sale and the beer

everyone log in and get a new gear !

Thunder,viking,Ricocheat,isida,mammoth lets spread the fear!

into our enemy hearts with our peers.

 

No space to join, all is full.

maybe i will get a spot while i change my hull.

 

suddenly i'm in the battle.

Yelling to my tank, full throttle!

 

thirty minutes passed and losing by two.

no much time left and the winner is blue.

 

until i see his shiny name

all that glory, all that fame!

 

with his m3 twins and endless drugs

My happiness in seeing him was worth a billion hugs

 

wow oh wow he flipped the game.

the love of my heart he became.

 

so kids this is how i met your mom

under the sound of guns and bombs.

sincerly Mister_G ))

Edited January 22, 2013 by MisterGeneral