[Complaint] My ice cream melted.

[r_by880 6]

Is this the Complaints forum? I'm pretty sure it is, I'm too lazy to check otherwise, so meh. Anyways.

 

 

I am disappoint. While playing Tanki I was enjoying my frosty treat. Vanilla ice cream waffle cone, WITH SPRINKLES. But all of a sudden a Twins hit me and I lost control!

My ice cream melted all over my keyboard.

 

My little brother learned about 28.5 new swear words cause of this incident...

 

My cat had a heart attack and had to be taken to the vet, cause of the screaming.

 

My grandmother nearly poo pood herself because of the shock.

 

The dogs wouldn't shut up. I lost about 3 days of good nights sleep.

 

My soulmate dumped me because of this. I'll never get that love back.

 

During the chaos my toilet my toilet managed to brake, it can never be used again.

 

And there were also lags that caused my computer to crash and damage my motherboard.

 

Oh and I also had to buy a new keyboard. And guess what? It's all your fault.

 

 

Tanki, I want you to compensate me, for all the damages caused by the melted ice cream. 100 hundred gigajintillion crystals.

 

Seems only fair.

Edited January 17, 2013 by r_by880

[jokjinari 160]

Sorry about the accident billy. That will teach you not to eat ice cream by the computer.

Edited January 17, 2013 by jokjinari

[r_SwagBoy110 421]

Oops, I was the pair of twins that hit you.

Edited January 17, 2013 by r_SwagBoy110

[r_by880 6]

Oops, I was the pair of twins that hit you.

 

[anti-venomer 1]

aam i the only one who found this hilarious?

[Dihos 2]

Are you Mr. Flower? I was wondering where he was.

[r_by880 6]

Are you Mr. Flower? I was wondering where he was.

 

No, the one you are looking for is on paid leave after he sprained his stalk. -_-

[Dihos 2]

He paid you to do this topic for him?

[The_Viperr 0]

Is this the Complaints forum? I'm pretty sure it is, I'm too lazy to check otherwise, so meh. Anyways.

 

 

I am disappoint. While playing Tanki I was enjoying my frosty treat. Vanilla ice cream waffle cone, WITH SPRINKLES. But all of a sudden a Twins hit me and I lost control!

My ice cream melted all over my keyboard.

 

My little brother learned about 28.5 new swear words cause of this incident...

 

My cat had a heart attack and had to be taken to the vet, cause of the screaming.

 

My grandmother nearly poo pood herself because of the shock.

 

The dogs wouldn't shut up. I lost about 3 days of good nights sleep.

 

My soulmate dumped me because of this. I'll never get that love back.

 

During the chaos my toilet my toilet managed to brake, it can never be used again.

 

And there were also lags that caused my computer to crash and damage my motherboard.

 

Oh and I also had to buy a new keyboard. And guess what? It's all your fault.

 

 

Tanki, I want you to compensate me, for all the damages caused by the melted ice cream. 100 hundred gigajintillion crystals.

 

Seems only fair.

Mr.McDonald smashing the ice cream on her face? hahahahahahahahahahaha! so funny!

[Dihos 2]

Shut up The_Loserr

[skitee 555]

How fast was the toilet going when it braked?

[r_by880 6]

How fast was the toilet going when it braked?

 

8800 revolutions per minute

[mkkmkk999 33]

i want a gigalioniidondifsion crystals if not ill rage on you like mr mcdonald

Edited January 18, 2013 by mkkmkk999

[skitee 555]

8800 revolutions per minute

Makes sense.

[LiquidGold 1,370]

I drank from the fountain of knowledge, unfortunately you just gargled!

[skitee 555]

I drank from the fountain of knowledge, unfortunately you just gargled!

But if you drink you can choke, gargling is actually a good safety mechanism to make sure you don't die.