My friend thought this was real...

[f16falcona46 18]

So we were talking about something in school, and I was drawing a pickup-truck "tank" (which was pretty much a pickup truck with a turret). I imagined it would have extreme speed (trucks are faster than tanks) but horrible agility, armor, and stability. It would be cheap though. We talked about it a little and we figured out a name for it: the <Yee-haw>. I wrote up a short description and stats for it, and posted it on my Facebook. My friend saw it, and thought it was real...it was amusing.

Yee-Haw

New <Yee-Haw> hull was created during two days in a garage by patriotic Americans looking for a cheap way to defend. It merges good engine with inexpensive armour and is widely used in training and militia tanks for its easy operation and high mobility.

 

M: m/s Grad/s HP Crystals

0 10 35 35 5

1 14 40 45 10

2 17 45 50 15

3 21 55 60 25

 

 

and also...

 

Bayonet

<Bayonet> hull was conceived by an idea scientists had. If tank itself had enough kinetic energy, gun could be made unnecessary. To save weight and space for good engine, no provision for turret was made. However, the reduction in weight allows <Bayonet> hull to carry very heavy armour.

 

 

M m/s grad/s HP Crystals Damage

0 15 80 150 50 60

1 24 110 250 60 90

2 30 150 380 100 130

3 37 180 430 180 190

Note: <Bayonet> hull's design is for ramming. It can't shoot. It has great stability, speed, armor, and agility though.

Edited February 6, 2013 by f16falcona46

[MONKBLOB 33]

OK

[I3loodShot 3,119]

M3 Yee-Haw costs 25 cry srsly?

Edited February 7, 2013 by I3loodShot

[mkkmkk999 33]

COOL STORY BRO why'd yeemake it

[Montano00 12]

Lol, Yeah this idea sucks. :tank: << Thats my tank.. Bet it's better than <Yee-haw> xD

[SilentShadow 104]

I for one would like to see a battle of the Yee-Haw versus the Keubelwagen, for such an event was foretold by the kings.