Why did the chicken cross the road....

[Cheap_Plastic_Troll 0]

I just don't have room here to give the full explanation, though I'll try my best to.

 

 

You see it was the chickens day off and he wanted to do something special. The chicken worked at a human factory. Everyday new freshly killed humans would be sent to the chicken factory in large crates. The first station (called the 'gutting station') would chop up the humans into large pieces and send them to station two (called the 'cleaning station'). At the cleaning station the human pieces would be dropped into a boiling mixture of olive oil, mayonnaise, ketchup, jam & nutella. Then the human parts would be taken out and sent to Station Three (the 'drying station'). The human parts would dry on clothes racks and then be sent to the packaging station, packaged and sent off to supermarkets for daddy chickens to bring home to their families for supper. So the chicken was singing his favorite song which went a little like this "Я люблю есть сырые пролива гусей из духовки. Woah oah oah." Just as he was singing.... the chicken saw a sign on a store window just across the street that said "Deep-fried Human 50% Off." The chicken raced across the road so fast that he didn't see the truck coming and he was struck and killed.

 

 

 

R.I.P Mr. Chicken.

 

 

1897 ~ 1956

 

 

 

(You sure did taste good though.)

[Valletta 834]

That chicken lived too long... Waaaay too long

[I3loodShot 3,119]

Lol im on my new tablet

[r_SwagBoy110 421]

That was heart touching.

 

 

 

 

 

[Contaminated 129]

He was trying to run away from the KFC employee

[skitee 555]

I cried. Poor chicken.

[I3loodShot 3,119]

I cried. Poor chicken.

o_O

[Cheap_Plastic_Troll 0]

Bumpppp!