the joke chanal spreading good humor

[jet-fighter-319793 1]

tell ur funny jokes here

 

 

 

rule one

ABSOLUTLY NO COPYING OTHER PEAPLES JOKES

[SilentShadow 104]

Three men walk into a bar,

 

The fourth one ducks :lol:

[jet-fighter-319793 1]

ok i got sumthin called yo mama jokes got them from my bud joeydeto is his name not to offend any ones mom if u wanna here mor mail me or post

yo mama so fat when she went to the movies that fat woman sat bye every one XD and ur mama so ugly when bob the builder saw here he said can we fix it no we cant XD and ur mama so fat she put on a yellow jog suit on and went runin all the kids said hey there goes the school bus ok 2 more ur mama so ugly she had 2 put 9 bags over her head and last ur mama so hairy when she walked into the star wars studio every one said hey chubacka where u ben

[monkeyburn 13,540]

- "Knock Knock!"

- "Who's there?"

- "Little Owl!"

- "Little Owl who?"

- "Little Owl!"

- "Little Owl who?"

- "Little Owl!"

- "Little Owl who?"

- "Little Owl!"

- "Little Owl who?"

- "Little Owl!"

- "Little Owl who?"

- "Little Owl!"

- "Little Owl who?"

- "Little Owl who will keep knock'n at your door untill the wax falls out of your ears!!!!!!!!"

[r_BLASTOISE-T120 241]

*facepalms keyboard till my face types in "faceplam"*

*someone who won't stop talking, etc.* last time i saw a mouth that big it had a fish hook in it

Q: how can i be an angel? A: ahhhh... *pulls out shaft* you wanna found out the hard way?

Q: don't you have anything better to do? A: no i don't, thats why i have the time to answer your question, oops..

[jet-fighter-319793 1]

ok i got lots of yo mama jokes

 

1 yo mama so fat she went swiming in the ocean and spain claimed her as a new country

 

2

yo mama so old when god said let there be light she was there to flip the switch

 

3 yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued or yo mama se fat she stepped on a scale at the docters the doctor said thats my phone number

 

yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv to watch the couch

 

yo mama so fat at firs scientest thout they discover a new planet 4 times the size of jupiter

 

yo mama so ugly she went to the store and every one asked her wats she doin with a holloween mask on

[Contaminated 129]

[jet-fighter-319793 1]

got one more yo mama so stupid she through a rock at the ground and missed

 

 

why am i the only one with jokes

[Contaminated 129]

Because your thread is terrible and you should feel terrible.

[lizerdgirl108 397]

Because your thread is terrible and you should feel terrible.

[jet-fighter-319793 1]

sorry but im not as lonley sad or asbeat down as you are and second u are just plain weird like a stalker as soon as i post you post somthin back 3 seconds after wor do every one a favor and shut your fat mouth and srop being a stalker

[lizerdgirl108 397]

[jet-fighter-319793 1]

is that u

 

 

or somthin else

[lizerdgirl108 397]

[jet-fighter-319793 1]

ok wat i with all the ''big bang thery photoes''

[Contaminated 129]

L2ENGLISH N00B

[lizerdgirl108 397]

they're gif's not photos....

and theyre awesome and they can go well into conversations

[jet-fighter-319793 1]

look im a leitenent in life i am in the military are u absolutly not i am prabably 10 times smarter than you so if you are callin me a noob come over and ill tell you who the noob is my worrys is ill snap u like a twig now shut the up

[jet-fighter-319793 1]

im talkin to contaminated not u lizerd girl

[lizerdgirl108 397]

 

also, you cant spell....

you dont scare me

[jet-fighter-319793 1]

ok wat ever i dont need to scare you but contaminated better stay away or im ganna explode

[Contaminated 129]

look im a leitenent in life i am in the military are u absolutly not i am prabably 10 times smarter than you so if you are callin me a noob come over and ill tell you who the noob is my worrys is ill snap u like a twig now shut the up

Also, I'm a flying banana with raging tentacle arms that wield 8-bladed swords of doom made out of 100% pure uranium.

[jet-fighter-319793 1]

oh and i acan spell quite fine i won a world champion ship

[lizerdgirl108 397]

oh, hun, you should be scared of me.....

and contam

[Contaminated 129]

and contam

ppl don kno wat i got