the joke chanal spreading good humor

[jet-fighter-319793 1]

u are in 8th or 9nth grade wich one

[caca213 2]

me or some one else?

[lizerdgirl108 397]

10th love and i had my first year of algebra in 7th grade

the correct answer to the first question was (((x^2)(5^y))/((z^3)(w^12))) and also..... the second answer..... x=5..... simple rules of natural logs

[jet-fighter-319793 1]

some one else

 

 

wats the anser to blue and green paint

[lizerdgirl108 397]

me or some one else?

i think me...

[lizerdgirl108 397]

some one else

 

 

wats the anser to blue and green paint

he said.... green paint

[jet-fighter-319793 1]

do u acually play tanki

[lizerdgirl108 397]

do u acually play tanki

i used to.... then once upon a time a rebalance was made and now i hate tanki. so i lurk on the forums

[monkeyburn 13,540]

sorry but im not as lonley sad or asbeat down as you are and second u are just plain weird like a stalker as soon as i post you post somthin back 3 seconds after wor do every one a favor and shut your fat mouth and srop being a stalker

 

Edited February 14, 2013 by monkeyburn

[SilentShadow 104]

This was intended to be a joke thread, but all I can see at the moment is just anger...and math :P

 

So, I will continue:

 

What is black and white and red all over?

[byebyeoooooh 4]

This was intended to be a joke thread, but all I can see at the moment is just anger...and math :P

 

So, I will continue:

 

What is black and white and red all over?

You must be old...My grandfather told me that one..."A Newspaper" :lol:

[lizerdgirl108 397]

You must be old...My grandfather told me that one..."A Newspaper" :lol:

i know of two answers to this.... the first is newspaper but he obviously wrote red as in the color not read as in to read.....

the either two answers are zebra/penguin w/a sunburn

[Contaminated 129]

This was intended to be a joke thread, but all I can see at the moment is just anger...and math :P

 

So, I will continue:

 

What is black and white and red all over?

A penguin rolling down a rocky hill.

[lizerdgirl108 397]

A penguin rolling down a rocky hill.

O.o

Contam did this idea come from your own mind?

or someone elses?

[Contaminated 129]

Who else would think of innocent animals being tosse---err accidentaly falling down a rocky hill

Edited February 14, 2013 by Contaminated

[lizerdgirl108 397]

Who else would think of innocent animals being tosse---err accidentaly falling down a rocky hill

you're not the only sick-minded person out there...

[caca213 2]

what do you call a pencil with no lead.....

 

pointless

[jet-fighter-319793 1]

what has hands and no mouth or fingers legs or a body

 

a clock

[lizerdgirl108 397]

what walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening?

[skitee 555]

what walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening?

A person. *yawn* And that's technically not true. A better paraphrase would be "What walks on four legs in the beginning, two legs in the middle, and three legs at the end?"

[SilentShadow 104]

what walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening?

 

Ah yes, the riddle of the Sphinx; it is man who walks on four legs in the morning of his life, two legs at his noon, and three legs in his evening (his 'third leg' being a cane).

[latvian_killer 31]

Posted 13 Feb 2013 - 07:43

ok i got lots of yo mama jokes

 

1 yo mama so fat she went swiming in the ocean and spain claimed her as a new country

 

2

yo mama so old when god said let there be light she was there to flip the switch

 

3 yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued or yo mama se fat she stepped on a scale at the docters the doctor said thats my phone number

 

yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv to watch the couch

 

yo mama so fat at firs scientest thout they discover a new planet 4 times the size of jupiter

 

yo mama so ugly she went to the store and every one asked her wats she doin with a holloween mask on

[ARENO-1998 549]

an animal who has no bones,no shell, & lives at the bottom of the ocean

[Contaminated 129]

what do you call a pencil with no lead.....

Something which wouldn't be very effective when I stab you with it

[splitterpoint 10,986]

A man goes to see the doctor: ''do you have anything against coughing?''

Doctor: ''Neuh, go ahead.''