Response from Cheap Plastic Flower

[cheap_plastic_flower 154]

I have seen things change rapidly on Tankionline within the last few months. I have agreed and disagreed, in a civil

manner, with the changes on more than one occasion. My personality dictates that I "go with the flow" and see how

things develop before making a decision. Tanki is still fun at this point so I intend to stay and make the best of

it. Because of my rank and the fact I am a BUYER means I can enhance my gaming experience at any time without

worrying about crystals, equipment, blah, blah, blah.

 

This brings me to the latest update concerning GAME ECONOMICS. They were supposedly designed to give

ALL the players an opportunity to collect some crystals, even if their team lost, as long as they put forth some

effort and completed the game. To date I have not seen any of this happen !!! Please see the pictures below and

look carefully at the user statistics. What went wrong here ??? These show the final scores for just two of the

numerous NS Kungur battles I have participated in lately. I'm addicted to Kungur and NS. I will seek professional help

when I'm dead.

 

I don't care about the crystals !!! Notice some of the ranks on the losing team. These guys and gals could probably

put them to good use. Both of these battles were well played by both sides and everyone put out a lot of effort.

The winning team deserved the crystals they got, but the losing team deserved some too. I am sure this is not

the fault of the developers, but there appears to be a PROBLEM somewhere in the update. I am also certain this

is occurring in other battles and going unreported.

 

Until this PROBLEM is CORRECTED I can only consider the GAME ECONOMICS UPDATE to be useless.

Why should I be concerned about other players and their crystal rewards ??? Better players with better equipment

means BETTER COMPETITION and BETTER BATTLES. My GREATNESS can only be maintained by driving

my enemies before me and hearing the lamentations of their women. My enemies must be GREAT too.

 

Smell me ... accept my GREATNESS ... move on with your life.

 

Why is the ENGLISH FORUM DYING ??? I will respond to that issue in an insincere, thoughtless, and utterly

meaningless troll response at a later date.

 

 

[splitterpoint 10,986]

I sometimes think that buyers should be seperated from the non-buyers...

[Frost.Angel 221]

Welcome back CPF, and yes i agree.

[Frost.Angel 221]

I sometimes think that buyers should be seperated from the non-buyers...

gratz 6000 th post o.O

[splitterpoint 10,986]

Ohh, yeah just noticed, thanks. ^_^

[cheap_plastic_flower 154]

I sometimes think that buyers should be seperated from the non-buyers...

That is about as likely as you being surgically separated from your conjoined twin, Latvian Killer. Where are you joined ?

[r_ELain_3S0 17]

Fund sharing with losers only happens when they get to capture one or more flags, I guess they forgot about changing this, yet again.

[splitterpoint 10,986]

That is about as likely as you being surgically separated from your conjoined twin, Latvian Killer. Where are you joined ?

 

My english isn't good enough to understand that.

And I'm definitely not like latvian...

[cheap_plastic_flower 154]

Want to know why the English Forum is dying ??? Just go back to the main topic and look at some of this crap !!! People that should have been locked into a closet at birth and forgotten now have the right to post in the English Forum. What is even scarier is the fact that they will reproduce at an astounding rate. They are like rats !!! These TOPIC MAKERS are out of control. Your children and your childrens' children will be exposed to this horror on the Forum hundreds of years from now when Tanki installs Update 23,445.

 

Below are a few recommendations for decreasing the number of USELESS TOPIC MAKERS:

• Encourage FAPPING. The more they FAP the more likely they are to go blind. If they are blind they can't find a mate and reproduce.
  
• Tell them VOLUNTARY STERILIZATION is the best way to get FREE ICE CREAM.
  
• Tell them READING and WRITING was created by Satan. If they learn how to do it they will be doomed to Hell.
  
• Tell them Drug and Alcohol Abuse is a GOOD THING. It is just a plot by the government to keep you from having a good time.
  
• Tell them it is possible to SKYDIVE without a parachute and then take them to an airport.
  
• Tell them God wants them to EAT ONLY FOODS DEEP FRIED IN ANIMAL FAT and then direct them to Burger King.
  

The list is endless. I encourage you to use any and all means at your disposal to help keep future generations from having to endure the HORRORS OF THE USELESS TOPIC MAKERS.

 

[Fackinelli 0]

Add this one to the list.

[cheap_plastic_flower 154]

Fund sharing with losers only happens when they get to capture one or more flags, I guess they forgot about changing this, yet again.

 

Thank you. I didn't know that until now.

[r_Otto_I0 0]

Like ELain said:

In CTF battles if one team loses with 0 flags they get nothing, they did not get any before this update either.

 

But due to a lower battle fund the number of dropping crystals (and chance for gold) is also decreased so the losing and winning team loses here in the end due to the "economics update" which just tries to get people to buy because without buying and the chance of having rather cheap (but half way competitve) equipment (like Dictator, Isida and Rail before the rebalance) gone they expect newbies to play for TWO years to be able to have ONE M3 combo now.

 

It really seems that since they lost with the failure of Tanki 2.0 now all efforts go into squeezing more money out of the players before the game just dies... Developers are forced to gain what they lost for failing for Tanki 2.0 back in addition to the normal income of tankionline.

 

Reaction by a TankiOnline Player caught on camera:

 

Edited February 16, 2013 by r_Otto_I0

[Fjelstad1678 186]

Its good to also note that the 581 cry that Mr. Grunge got is only equal to 58 the other day. This really does not make any sense to me and many more I am assuming, which is why the number of English players appears to be dropping.

[CollapseAmerika 5]

10/10

 

Very funny, OP, very funny.

[r_Damn_Slow0 12,476]

 

Reaction by a TankiOnline Player caught on camera:

 

Nah , i think in this case it has more to do with her playing tanki with the mouse :D

[Psycho 586]

Ahh thats cheap

[youcefboy 16]

We Wan''''''t OlD Tankii pleaseeeeeee :(

[cheap_plastic_flower 154]

I have fully accepted the Updates and find them acceptable. I can even agree to the Economic Update to a point. I still have a problem with the number and amounts of crystals awarded for a battle. This needs to be investigated thoroughly by the Tankionline News Team.