jokjinari knows answers.

[jokjinari 160]

In this topic you can ask me anything you want. I know answers.

[doteko11 0]

What is the meaning of life? Why is the grass green? Why am i composing this post? Why are you all making these question threads? Why is earth round? Why is Dictator called Dictator? How old are you? What is the description of trigonometry? How does a quadratic equality look? Why is chewing gum chewy? Why were you born?

That's enough for now

 

Answer every question seperately without google.

[Frost.Angel 221]

Pff...How many is 2+2x2/2?

[r_xpgamer0 8]

4 (Just because I am bored I stole your answer. I'm such a bad person.)

[Frost.Angel 221]

4 (Just because I am bored I stole your answer. I'm such a bad person.)

He must answer dummy..is that real 4? Harder 9x9:9+5+4x2:9=?Telll

[r_xpgamer0 8]

Did you just slam random keys on your keyboard?

[jokjinari 160]

@doteko

1. The meaning of life is to love God and live in a relationship with him.

 

2. The grass is green because it has chlorophyll in it.

 

3. Because you're not smart enough to know the answers.

 

4. Because I know more than everyone else and I want to give them knowledge.

 

5. Because God made it that way.

 

6. Because the tanki developers couldn't think of a better name for it, so they looked on the wall and saw a picture of a Dictator (a government one) and decided to name it that.

 

7. 14

 

8. It is a type of math that comes after algebra II and before calculus.

 

9. I think it looks quite good. I haven't seen it for a while so I am not so sure.

 

10. So that you can chew it in a chewish manner.

 

11. Because my parents requested a baby from planet babies and a crane brought me home.

 

@awesome hunter's 2nd question

 

So as to avoid a decimal, I have rounded the answer to 15.

[doteko11 0]

@doteko

1. The meaning of life is to love God and live in a relationship with him.

 

2. The grass is green because it has chlorophyll in it.

 

3. Because you're not smart enough to know the answers.

 

4. Because I know more than everyone else and I want to give them knowledge.

 

5. Because God made it that way.

 

6. Because the tanki developers couldn't think of a better name for it, so they looked on the wall and saw a picture of a Dictator (a government one) and decided to name it that.

 

7. 14

 

8. It is a type of math that comes after algebra II and before calculus.

 

9. I think it looks quite good. I haven't seen it for a while so I am not so sure.

 

10. So that you can chew it in a chewish manner.

 

11. Because my parents requested a baby from planet babies and a crane brought me home.

 

@awesome hunter's 2nd question

 

So as to avoid a decimal, I have rounded the answer to 15.

Well done my student, prepare for more '-.-

[Frost.Angel 221]

Did you just slam random keys on your keyboard?

yea :D

[Psycho 586]

How is, up is down? Right is left? Wrong is right

 

White is black

 

 

Fast is slow?

 

 

What is it?

[jokjinari 160]

You should not do that or your questions will be meaningless and my answers won't be good.

[jokjinari 160]

How is, up is down? Right is left? Wrong is right

 

White is black

 

 

Fast is slow?

 

 

What is it?

It is a strange phenomenon commonly commented upon by physicists in the scientific world. No one man knows the true reason or what it really is.

[r_SwagBoy110 421]

What isn't the last digit or Pi?

[SilentShadow 104]

Where is Skitee's shoe stash? ;)

[FederalBureauTroll 0]

Where is my shoe?

Where did you hide it?

Did you put it already in trash?

[jokjinari 160]

What isn't the last digit or Pi?

It is debatable. Many scientists would say 4, but I say it is 3.

 

Where is Skitee's shoe stash? ;)

It is somewhere in the Gobi Desert. He keeps them in a top-secret underground shoe facility. There are rows upon rows of them---Valentines Shoes, Easter Shoes, April Fool's shoes (they secretly spout water) Birthday Shoes, Halloween Shoes, Tanki Shoes, Reporter's Shoes, Business Shoes, Christmas Shoes, New Year Shoes etc... Nobody knows the exact location, or the number of shoes stashed there.

 

Where is my shoe?

Where did you hide it?

Did you put it already in trash?

The shoe you lost is lost for good,

I'm sorry Troll to say,

I tried to stop them best I could,

But they took it away.

I don't know where it can be found,

It's possibly destroyed,

I can't begin to track it down,

So please don't be annoyed.

Edited February 20, 2013 by jokjinari

[lizerdgirl108 397]

what's my name?

[jokjinari 160]

what's my name?

Your name is Olivia.

How I know I will not say.

Please ask me other trivia,

I've got answers for today.

[lizerdgirl108 397]

Your name is Olivia.

How I know I will not say.

Please ask me other trivia,

I've got answers for today.

that isn't my name, where on earth did you get that?!?!?!

[jokjinari 160]

that isn't my name, where on earth did you get that?!?!?!

I know these things my dear,

don't ask, 'cause I just do.

But ask me other things here

I'd like to answer you.

[r_SwagBoy110 421]

What's your real name?

[jokjinari 160]

What's your real name?

Andy is my name,

Andrew to be precise.

Some people think it's lame,

But I think it quite nice.

[r_SwagBoy110 421]

Andy is my name,

Andrew to be precise.

Some people think it's lame,

But I think it quite nice.

My dads name is Andrew and my friends name is Andrew.

It's a cool name.

[Shadow_Error_X 50]

What does the name "jokjinari" mean?

 

How tall do you suppose I am?

Of what tone do you believe my voice is?

Have you been using google? To answer certain questions? Pm me to find out what I mean ;)

Edited February 20, 2013 by Shadow_Error_X

[jokjinari 160]

It's meaningless dear man.

I made it up, it's true.

As for height I can

tell you, that you are six-foot-two.

Your tone of voice is hidden.

I really do not know.

To find it is forbidden.

I'll tell you that though.

Edited February 20, 2013 by jokjinari