Introduce Contaminated

[Contaminated 129]

In this thread you will introduce the best forumer ever - Contaminated

I would like to introduce myself. My name is Contaminated. I have been playing Tanki for over 6 minutes now and hate it with a passion. After more then 6 minutes I have learned the art of artistic insults and expert ban dodging. I am all about trolling. If your on the receiving end in a forum flame war you will get bombarded with insults that make loads of sense, kicked in your theoretical nuts, abused and banned ( so please take it personal)! If were not a troll I will probably just work my way up to moderator naturally and then ban everyone for 3 months and leave the tanki forum with a BANG . I do not claim to be a perfect troll but I am determine to complete the task and dominate the forum till I get banned (At which point I'll just get out my alt and continue dominating from there). I do not like mods and anti-trolls! However, if they come over to my house, I will use their powers to ban other mods and all anti-trolls Outside of the forum I am a creepy 121 year old man with a white van :wub:

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Edited February 27, 2013 by Contaminated

[splitterpoint 10,986]

I thought you left... Ohai.

[r_SwagBoy110 421]

...Outside of the forum I am a creepy 121 year old man with a white van :wub:

I knew it.

[splitterpoint 10,986]

White Ford Transit, no doubt.

[zaxerly 17]

White Ford Transit, no doubt.

+1

[r_xpgamer0 8]

I thought you said "I am an old white man with a 121 year old van"

 

Excuse my racism.

[slash1524 74]

i thought you were a girl(women).

good job living 121 years. You must be a natural blonde too.

[MONKBLOB 33]

How many 'lollies' are in your white van?

[Fjelstad1678 186]

None. I lost something very close to me to this man. Something I cannot get back.