How to Be a Pokemon

[r_BLASTOISE-T120 241]

How to be a Pokemon. Learn from a real Pokemon here!

 

1. Be wild at first, then get captured, live in a Poke ball

2. Talk Pokemon talk, its very simple just keep on repeating your name, like this "Blastoise, Blast Blastoise, Blastoise"

3. Sleeping, eating, and fighting, each day

4. When you get to lvl100, tell your training "I am nobodys **** now, i iz lvl 100 saaan" then use your strongest attack on him/her and go out and do ya thing. Live along the Pokemon fast lane, live in a Master ball, pwn lots of other Pokemon, no more trainers, Pokemon like a boss!

5. When you die, thats right, sorry, you may be a lvl100 Pokemon, but your not Chuck Norris. When you die DUH! go live your after life in the tower at Lavender town, and go "BOO!" to people :3

 

An extra thing to know. If you're a "Charizard" and your trainers name is "Ash Ketchum" .. Don't listen to Ash, ignore him, etc. So yeah if that is the case you might not need to follow step 4

 

 

Have fun being a Pokemon =D, but remember... I AM THE BOSS OF POKEMON! ME! BLASTY BLASTOISE! MWAHAHAHAHA!

[SprayGround 2,851]

lol :D

[Hichiy 36]

Who needs to be a pokemon when you can be Hichigo.

[cheap_plastic_flower 154]

The Pokemon Menace is back !!! Time to UNLEASH THE PONIES !!!

 

[splitterpoint 10,986]

Ohh god, not ponies... childish crap, pokémon is original; those ponies are just wannabe pokémons.

[Fjelstad1678 186]

Pokemon will always be the only thing intended for kids that went big with people in their 30s and over. The ponies should give up.

[r_BLASTOISE-T120 241]

VS

for real, rapidash can kick my little ponies behind ;p

Edited February 28, 2013 by r_BLASTOISE-T120

[slash1524 74]

ponies are awesome, they are the one to pwn

[Panzer5454 3]

Who needs to be a pokemon when you can be Hichigo.

Very good point.

[monkeyburn 13,576]

[SilentShadow 104]

A simply great topic ;)

But where is the advice for if your best friend is a Magikarp?

Edited February 28, 2013 by SilentShadow

[Beerme 106]

Magikarp USE SPLASH!

[icerugby 1,886]

lol POKEMON, "I wanna b the very best, noone ever knows why, dun dun dun". I remember the theme song of the pokemon from wen i was like 10

[icerugby 1,886]

Magikarp USE SPLASH!

YES !!!! No effect !!! Best move EVER Edited March 1, 2013 by icerugby