Jingle Bells, Shotgun Shells...

[felixbond 20]

Dear Tankmen, I heard this from my main source of weird media... my dad.

Its a freaky twist on "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells."

here it goes:

 

"Jingle bells, shotgun shells, santa claus is dead.

He took my teddy bear so I shot him in the head.

Oooooooooooooo

Jingle bells, shotgun shells."

 

Yeah, and my dad was singing this.

Heres another one that, obviously, dad was singing.

Its about Barney the purple dinosaur :wacko: :

 

"I hate you, you hate me,

lets get together and kill barney

with a great big shotgun barneys on the floor.

No more purple dinosaur!"

 

And my dad was singing all this... watch out santa.

Edited March 14, 2013 by felixbond

[GoldRock 6,165]

Santa should be scared... :o

 

P.S. I've actually hears a similar version of the second dong sung before, by one of my more violent friends :P

[r_Slash1524_20 23]

i hate you, you hate me part is correct.

Later hater

[cookiemonster321 37]

I hate you, you hate me,

lets get together and kill barney, with a shotgun blast,

and a smack upside the head,

first he's purple and now he's red.

[felixbond 20]

i hate you, you hate me part is correct.

Later hater

what?!? me hate you?!? I dont hate you. your nearly the only person in the forum that shares my opinion on the off-topic discussion. your near the only person I like, slash.

[felixbond 20]

I hate you, you hate me,

lets get together and kill barney, with a shotgun blast,

and a smack upside the head,

first he's purple and now he's red.

who makes these things up... besides my dad?

Edited March 13, 2013 by felixbond

[r_Slash1524_20 23]

what?!? me hate you?!? I dont hate you. your nearly the only person in the forum that shares my opinion on the off-topic discussion. your near the only person I like, slash.

ummm.... it was just a joke lol

[r_Slash1524_20 23]

Well just to let you know, i am controlled by another person. I do not Have any feelings.

[felixbond 20]

Well just to let you know, i am controlled by another person. I do not Have any feelings.

noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

^sarcasm

 

Edited March 13, 2013 by felixbond

[splitterpoint 10,986]

No one is in the mood for this... it's March.

[felixbond 20]

No one is in the mood for this... it's March.

and that means... what?

[splitterpoint 10,986]

That it is not christmas.

[felixbond 20]

That it is not christmas.

and your point is? we can do this anytime we want

[monster0909 299]

Jingle bells, Batman smells,

Robin laid an egg!

Batmobile lost its wheel,

and Joker ran away!

[felixbond 20]

Jingle bells, Batman smells,

Robin laid an egg!

Batmobile lost its wheel,

and Joker ran away!

I watched that episode of batman, too

[lizerdgirl108 397]

 

Heres another one that, obviously, dad was singing.

Its about Barny the purple dinosaur :wacko: :

"I hate you, you hate me,

lets get together and kill barny

with a great big shotgun barnys on the floor.

No more purple dinosaur!"

 

ahem.....

Barney*

[jokjinari 160]

ahem.....

Barney*

Welcome to the club of human spell checkers.

[lizerdgirl108 397]

Welcome to the club of human spell checkers.

that's my life. xD

[jokjinari 160]

that's my life. xD

ahem....

 

*That's

 

Don't forget your capitalization. :P

Edited March 13, 2013 by jokjinari

[lizerdgirl108 397]

ahem....

 

*That's

 

Don't forget your capitalization. :P

My right shift key is stuck..... I spilled apple juice on my keyboard so i don't bother most of the time xD

[splitterpoint 10,986]

and your point is? we can do this anytime we want

 

I think it's useless to continue this conversation.

[jokjinari 160]

My right shift key is stuck..... I spilled apple juice on my keyboard so i don't bother most of the time xD

Oh...well that's too bad.

[lizerdgirl108 397]

Oh...well that's too bad.

very unfortunate :(

[felixbond 20]

ahem.....

Barney*

I never said barny, I said barney. jeeze

[felixbond 20]

I think it's useless to continue this conversation.

agreed.