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The new physics seem to have been causing a lot of disturbance lately.  Many are liking it, and many are disliking it.  To shed light on the matter, we had to have an impartial body evaluating how good these new physics update are.

 

For the matter, we called the BBC in UK and they were happy to send down their most impartial team of technical judges, lead by Sir Jeremy Clarkson (Honorary PhD Mechanical Engineering, Brunel) in person to test out those new machines.  

 

And here's the outcome of the interview that followed:

 


So Dr Clarkson I understand you started testing with all 3 of the medium tanks?  Why?

 

Dr Clarkson: Cause my wife said so !

 

And how did it feel to drive those new versions of Hunter, Viking and Dictator ?

 

 

All 3 of them

150px-Hull_hunter_m0.png150px-Hull_dictator_m0.png and 150px-Hull_vicing_m0.png = tumblr_mi1nobNj5w1rgxdhwo1_500.gif felt pretty good :D

 

 

Dr Clarkson how was it like driving the Hornet for the 1st time?

 

 

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omg :o   how was the wasp then ?

 

 

150px-Hull_wasp_m0.png = RAAAAAR.gif

 

 

Dayum !!!! 

 

Well Dr Clarkson, lets move on to more serious stuff now.

 

How were the heavy tanks? 

 

Dr Clarkson:  Well Titan;   driving Titan was like

 

 

150px-Hull_titan_m0.png =  Jeremy-Clarkson-Driving-A-Truck-Freaked-

 

 

 

I even pushed one of those elephant tanks (mammoth) out of my way to get a golden boxie thing,, powahhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!

 

tumblr_lhxe54vArW1qh2mpqo1_250.gif  <---- Clarkson after getting his 1st Gold Box

 

 

oh !! :o :)   What about the mammoth then ??

 

 

Dr Clarkson:  Well, this one is a bit ,,, hmmm ,, a bit like you sir !!!!

 

Like me??  :blink:  :blink:

 

Dr Clarkson:  Yes yes,, its just is too !!!

 

Driving the mammoth 150px-Hull_mammoth_m0.png = was like this -->  tumblr_lgbtqjBqyH1qdikhoo1_500.gif 4ef527791de4.gif 

 

 

We even tested it out on a collision with other tanks, namely the titan,, at full speed in an M3.

 

Oh ,,, and how was that ?

 

 

Well it did was remind me of James May 4ef527791de4.gifand this  29111xu.jpg

 

 

So I take it you were not too happy with the mammoth

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But overall Dr Clarkson, overall , what were your impressions of the devs work on the New Physics Model ?

 

 

Dr Clarkson: Overall 1311246606_top_gear__jeremy_clarkson_thu 

so funny ds so funny !

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