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[ORDINARY_DUDE 44]

okay here is a one that a friend told me : the name of the story/joke is "truth hurts"

 

This story involves a cat, a fish, and a T- rex (female)

 

cat: okay Mr. fish today we will be 100% honest.

fish: Hmm. okay then you walk like a pigeon

cat: ahh.. you walk like a princess

fish: When you are asleep you look like this (-__-)

cat:when you are awake you look like this (0_0)

fish: ahh,ohh i got nothing

cat: let's bring our honesty to the world

 

so they walk near the T-rex

 

cat: hi rexy i just want to tell you that your smell isn't very lady like

fish; more like wet cheese in a bag

cat: and it was in a bag for a week

fish; and there is this sour smell like gorilla's underwear

cat: now that we have figure out your smell let's move on to your personality

 

the T-rex step on the cat and the fish

 

fish: ouch

cat: yep truth hurts.

loved this one totally loved it

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

You know what is funny? This:

 

Google chrome VS potato

 

[Tofu 6,773]

^^^ LOoool

[Piety 70]

 

^^^

 

Anyways, even I dont know why he is wasting his time with ''KID NOOB''

[Daniel898 327]

 

Seems legit.

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

^I think I should lol. No? OK.

[r_davinson46463a0 147]

 

Seems legit.

lmao

[Jovanos 21]

ROFTLOL

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

A normal Spanish family:

Mom's name:

Isidora Liliana Florentina Amelia Eloisa Valentina Esperanza Marisela Agustina Camila Rosalina Paloma Celestina Octavia Natalia Johnson.

Dad's name:

José Maria De Las Mercedes Acosta Carlos Alberto Del CAstillo Cabeza De Vaca

Daughter's name:

Juana De Los Apostoles Covadonga Contreras Maria De Los Angeles Ortiz Del Toro Anacleta Zamora De Alvaladejo

Son's name:

bob :p

Jk, no offence to spanish people, I just posted it because I love Spanish names.

[iron-man_0007 73]

 

A normal Spanish family:

Mom's name:

 

Isidora Liliana Florentina Amelia Eloisa Valentina Esperanza Marisela Agustina Camila Rosalina Paloma Celestina Octavia Natalia Johnson.

 

Dad's name:

 

José Maria De Las Mercedes Acosta Carlos Alberto Del CAstillo Cabeza De Vaca

 

Daughter's name:

 

Juana De Los Apostoles Covadonga Contreras Maria De Los Angeles Ortiz Del Toro Anacleta Zamora De Alvaladejo

 

Son's name:

 

bob :P

 

Jk, no offence to spanish people, I just posted it because I love Spanish names.

 

Your kidding me right

 

Serously!!

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

Your kidding me right

 

Serously!!

:p

[Mr.I3oSS 557]

:mellow: ^ Это AInt забавный OK @jokersus.cava

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

:mellow: ^ Это AInt забавный OK @jokersus.cava

:angry: it is and don't post Russian here.

[Jtipt.The.Killer 196]

:mellow: ^ Это AInt забавный OK @jokersus.cava

anything but not Russian....

[Meliora 1,652]

:mellow: ^ Это AInt забавный OK @jokersus.cava

Stop trying to look cool.

[shadewarttt 3,350]

Stop trying to look cool.

Hi, how are you? 

[Chameleos 157]

this forum topic became very boring. ._.

Edited August 24, 2014 by Chameleos

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

Stop trying to look cool.

^that

[shadewarttt 3,350]

this forum topic became very boring. ._.

Yep. 

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

this forum topic became very boring. ._.

That means you haven't met me yet! Let's meet. I'm joker, how sre you doing?

[shadewarttt 3,350]

That means you haven't met me yet! Let's meet. I'm joker, how sre you doing?

-_-

 

Presently I spend most of my time on "your creativity" section. 

Edited August 24, 2014 by shadewarttt

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

Presently I spend most of my time on "your creativity" section.

What should I do then?

[Klankill804 753]

Look at GeneralPie's posts:

 

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

^did it suppose to be funny?

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

how can there be 25 million accounts on tanki

 

thers only like 69 people on earth