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okay here is a one that a friend told me : the name of the story/joke is "truth hurts"

 

This story involves a cat, a fish, and a T- rex (female)

 

cat: okay Mr. fish today we will be 100% honest.

fish: Hmm. okay then you walk like a pigeon

cat: ahh.. you walk like a princess

fish: When you are asleep you look like this (-__-)

cat:when you are awake you look like this (0_0)

fish: ahh,ohh i got nothing

cat: let's bring our honesty to the world

 

so they walk near the T-rex

 

cat: hi rexy i just want to tell you that your smell isn't very lady like

fish; more like wet cheese in a bag

cat: and it was in a bag for a week

fish; and there is this sour smell like gorilla's underwear

cat: now that we have figure out your smell let's move on to your personality

 

the T-rex step on the cat and the fish

 

fish: ouch

cat: yep truth hurts.

loved this one totally loved it

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A normal Spanish family:

Mom's name:

Isidora Liliana Florentina Amelia Eloisa Valentina Esperanza Marisela Agustina Camila Rosalina Paloma Celestina Octavia Natalia Johnson.


Dad's name:

José Maria De Las Mercedes Acosta Carlos Alberto Del CAstillo Cabeza De Vaca


Daughter's name:

Juana De Los Apostoles Covadonga Contreras Maria De Los Angeles Ortiz Del Toro Anacleta Zamora De Alvaladejo


Son's name:

bob :p


Jk, no offence to spanish people, I just posted it because I love Spanish names.

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A normal Spanish family:

Mom's name:

 

Isidora Liliana Florentina Amelia Eloisa Valentina Esperanza Marisela Agustina Camila Rosalina Paloma Celestina Octavia Natalia Johnson.

 

Dad's name:

 

José Maria De Las Mercedes Acosta Carlos Alberto Del CAstillo Cabeza De Vaca

 

Daughter's name:

 

Juana De Los Apostoles Covadonga Contreras Maria De Los Angeles Ortiz Del Toro Anacleta Zamora De Alvaladejo

 

Son's name:

 

bob :P

 

Jk, no offence to spanish people, I just posted it because I love Spanish names.

 

Your kidding me right

 

Serously!!

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That means you haven't met me yet! Let's meet. I'm joker, how sre you doing?

-_-

 

Presently I spend most of my time on "your creativity" section. 

Edited by shadewarttt

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