Jokers in our Chat and Forum

[LeIouch_Vi_Britannia 6,163]

Mafioza hates stats :lol:

[Maf 32,300]

Mafioza hates stats :lol:

Nah, just cleaning up duplicate topics  :P

[LeIouch_Vi_Britannia 6,163]

Nah, just cleaning up duplicate topics  :P

There are other Mods you know, but its just you who shreds these stat topics 

[deadtoyou 2,502]

:lol:

Edited May 13, 2015 by deadtoyou

[LeIouch_Vi_Britannia 6,163]

^_^

[Maf 32,300]

Really?  -_-

[LeIouch_Vi_Britannia 6,163]

Really?  -_-

[m6ttetu 288]

I hate these people.

 

 

Got a PM

And then I got this.

 

Reported.

 

 

:D :D and pirnce?

[LeIouch_Vi_Britannia 6,163]

[genak138 950]

[Miss.DI 371]

[Sr.I3oSS 2,546]

ROFL

 

 

 

 

Friend: Okay, tell me when to stop

 

*starts pouring you soda*

 

You: cton

 

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You: Let's play a 4 on 4 basketball game

 

*You start playing*

 

*About 10 minutes pass*

 

A Player: I'll be right back, I have to get a drink

 

You: 3

 

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 *You get in your car with some friends*

 

*Everyone buckles themselves in*

 

*There's an awkward silence for 8 seconds*

 

You: ro?

 

A friend: what?

 

You: ro?

 

Another friend: huh?

 

You: ro?

 

A third friend: umm..... sure......?

 

You: ok ro

 

*You start driving*

 

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*Stranger bumps into you as you walk*

 

Stranger: sorry

 

You: u want ban out?

 

Stranger: what?

 

You: play

 

Stranger: play with what? look I said I was---

 

You: ---play or ban

 

_________________________________________________________________________________________

 

Your mom: ... yeah so my allergies were bothering me too much, and I had to take some Benadryl

 

You: drugger

 

_________________________________________________________________________________________

 

Lady: can you please help me with this box? I'm going to drop it soon.

 

*You jump off a cliff*

 

_________________________________________________________________________________________

 

*You're walking*

 

*You trip*

 

*You lie flat on your face, feeling around for a delete button* 

 

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 *You're in your car*

 

*Someone vomits*

 

*You stop the car*

 

You: who vomited?

 

Da guy who vomited: me

 

You: ok go out plz

 

_________________________________________________________________________________________

 

*After a game of ultimate Frisbee*

 

Guy on the other team: hey good game, that was intense

 

You: Look nob u want 1 v 1 ?

 

Guy on the other team: ..... what?

 

You: yeah that's what I thought

 

_________________________________________________________________________________________

 

Your mom: hey guys there's some ice cream in the freezer if you want some

 

*you and your friends start heading to the freezer*

 

A friend: I'm gonna go get some of that stuff

 

Another friend: me too

 

A third friend: right behind you

 

You: no kill

 

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Friend: did you know that Javier Sotomayor holds the world record for high jump?

 

*the friend shows you the video*

 

You: hacker fly noob ban

 

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*A few hours after someone had a seizure*

 

Somebody: why didn't you call the police? the guy had a seizure!

 

You: no he didn't, he just big lag

 

_________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

*Random guy walking around the city, annoying people*

 

You: all vote

 

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*You're driving*

 

*You're late for work*

 

*You look at the dashboard for a "4" button*

 

_________________________________________________________________________________________

 

*You walk into a fast food store*

 

Cashier: hello, what can I do for you?

 

You: I need the manager

 

Cashier: Okay, he'll be right with you

 

*Cashier goes to get the manager*

 

Manager: hi, how may I help you?

 

You: admin plz food

 

Manager: ok what the

 

_________________________________________________________________________________________

 

*You're in the city streets*

 

You: who want 9999999999 dollars?

 

Passerby: me

 

You: ok I need u life plz

 

*Passerby walks away in disgust*

 

You: who want 9999999999 dollars?

 

_________________________________________________________________________________________

 

*You're watching a baseball game with your father*

 

*Someone hits a homerun*

 

Your dad: Yes, yes, yes, YE---YEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

 

You: Player Dad has been banned for a month. Reason: Flood.

 

Your dad: Wh... what?

 

You: how u talk when u banned?

 

You: Player Dad has been banned FOREVER. Reason: Hacking.

 

_________________________________________________________________________________________

 

*You're driving across a bridge*

 

*You drive off the side*

 

_________________________________________________________________________________________

 

*You're running from a mad guy*

 

*You criss-cross around buildings*

 

*You stop and turn around, and he knocks you out*

 

*The incident was caught on tape*

 

*Later, the next day, your friend watches the clip*

 

Friend: Haha, it's kind of funny. but why did you stop and turn around?

 

You: I laid mine, but I must've lagged

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Friend: What kind of car do you have?

 

You: It's a Ford, but I don't really like it; I think it's M0

 

_________________________________________________________________________________________

 

Friend: at the moment, the Burj Khalifa is the tallest building in the world

 

You: what's the prize to get at top?

 

_________________________________________________________________________________________

 

Friend: well... here's my car

 

You: wow, it's nice. what protection is the paint?

 

_________________________________________________________________________________________

 

*A tornado siren goes off*

 

*You.......... get excited*

 

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AND THE BIGGEST SIGN OF ALL

_________________________________________________________________________________________

 

Your dad: sorry, I forgot to pick up that game that you wanted me to get on my way back from the store

 

You: nub

 

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Edited May 19, 2015 by Sr.I3oSS

[BlitzPanzer12345 241]

^ use spoiler comrade

itz tooooo big

[LeIouch_Vi_Britannia 6,163]

:mellow:

[genak138 950]

These two guys were discussing what map to battle on:

And this guy really has a sense of humor:

He also mispronounced "mispronounced" :rolleyes:

 

[IronElves 980]

Classic:

 

oh i love that joke,

whats up,

then look up ...

:D

[genak138 950]

Canadarules Creativity Look at the first couple of pages. I can't believe it. @canadarules actually used to treat other players as if they were human beings.

[BlitzPanzer12345 241]

^ he is a gud guy [ canadarules ]

he deserves to be a mod

Edited May 24, 2015 by BlitzPanzer12345

[IVIr.Catalyst 1,035]

Canadarules Creativity Look at the first couple of pages. I can't believe it. @canadarules actually used to treat other players as if they were human beings.

He's actually a nice person once you get to know him,its just that you havent taken the time out of your life to actually have a friendly chat with him ;)

[golden5648 1,686]

http://ru.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=380692

Translated to russian so they could understand, seemed funny to me...  :rolleyes:

I am scared if they would do a lot of downvotes on my post too! D:

 

Broke the record of downvotes!

There were probably more than 200 downvotes in a row...

 

[LeIouch_Vi_Britannia 6,163]

Edited May 24, 2015 by Maf
either post smaller images or hide them under spoilers.

[Maf 32,300]

Translated to russian so they could understand, seemed funny to me...  :rolleyes:

I am scared if they would do a lot of downvotes on my post too! D:

 

It's a long story. The guy, who owns the 2000+ accounts is @IceGlance - a good friend of mine. He's a pretty cool guy, funny, clever, well-mannered. He's the creator of the most famous RU forum club - Ricochet Club, which I became a part of soon after it was created. An English version of this club was created here recently by RicoQueen () and was later given to me to look after, but it didn't see much success.

 

On the other hand, the Russian Rico club gained popularity very quickly and was very successful in its first year. At one point we had multiple club battles every week with 10+ players in each one. It was a lot of fun. At one point, a player with the nickname of @S-P-A-R-R-O-W joined the club and actively took part in most battles. However, his character was a bit unstable and sometimes his actions or words were quite provocative and offensive to others. Most of the times he had verbal fights with other club members the heat died down quite quickly and we would forgive him, but one day he had a massive conflict with a girl in our club and he ended up getting banned in the Skype news conference, while she left the chat.

 

I'm not sure if it was because of that conflict or simply because our club simply got old and boring, but the club activity went downhill from there. S-P-A-R-R-O-W eventually left completely and soon after that the dislike wars started. S-P-A-R-R-O-W was well-known for his "dislike army" and his infamous dislike attacks on a player's posts/topics whenever he became enemies with them. An example of the topics he disliked was the "Friends of my friends" club, which was started by another girl, who was part of our Rico club and left due to conflicts with players (sparrow included).

 

In the end, I guess IceGlance decided to teach Sparrow a lesson and he created 2000 accs and started disliking every single one of Sparrow's topics and posts. At first Sparrow tried to fight back with likes from his own alt. accounts, but IceGlance has some sort of software, which make the mass disliking of topics and posts into an automated system, whereas Sparrow had to re-log into every account manually. The most notable of the disliked topics are the Dicttator-Rail clubs and Sparrow's duel topic. Until recently every single one of Sparrow's posts has been getting -50 votes from IceGlance's alts, but the recent forum group update ended "dislike wars" for good.

 

Welcome to the chronicles of the Russian forum  :P

The end.

[IronElves 980]

Translated to russian so they could understand, seemed funny to me...  :rolleyes:

I am scared if they would do a lot of downvotes on my post too! D:

 

 

Broke the record of downvotes!

There were probably more than 200 downvotes in a row...

 

 

Bro my name is there :P

I wanted to help them by -1

Edited May 24, 2015 by Maf
overquoting

[LeIouch_Vi_Britannia 6,163]

 

Interesting story :D

Edited May 24, 2015 by Maf

[BlitzPanzer12345 241]

Welcome to the chronicles of the Russian forum  :P

The end.

sud i upvote it or downvote thiz ?

:P

Edited May 24, 2015 by BlitzPanzer12345