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ok just got this from f/b

 

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An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says,

"I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!"

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!".

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

"Like ****  they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, you hear me?" she yelled as she hung up the phone.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "it's all set. They're both coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare."

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ok just got this from f/b

 

1513707_637686692940387_1802758261_n.jpg
 

An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says,

"I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!"

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!".

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

"Like ****  they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, you hear me?" she yelled as she hung up the phone.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "it's all set. They're both coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare."

 

#smart!

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A message in interfered with the moderator HQ and no i did not hack it in, i was trying connect with the Jedi HQ

 

 

Um.....Troller alert! Troller alert! is trolling!

 

Is this even possible?

 

 

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Posted 31 Dec 2015 - 19:00

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Internet connection bad, gamma rays from explosion in sun messing my wifi up lol
Radio active cloud from the sun north in Canada
 
 
 
LaserShark 31 Dec 2015 - 22:07

Happy birthday, okfighter, may you live a very long and fruitful life as a fighter that is OK. May you never be injured or hurt, cuz then you would have to change your name to NotOkFighter.

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clearly we made a mistake in minus

you are to take 3 away from scores not 4 ???

 

 

 

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