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[Bydo 20,124]

 

Mentosis

 

I can see the headlines now: "Tanki Online player kills family with flying cork while running to the bathroom." I wonder if that would hit the "News and Announcements" section of the TO forum.

[Hadi_destroyer_2 119]

the “inactivity” time in-game is being reduced from 5 minutes to 2 minutes

 

what a joke Tanki ...make sure you stock up on bottles Boys !!!

Dont talk unecessary what you said wasn't funny this is only for funny stuff

[xX_I.Love.Her_Xx 2,650]

Edited November 19, 2016 by xX_I.Love.Her_Xx

[Bydo 20,124]

Dont talk unecessary what you said wasn't funny this is only for funny stuff

to each its own .. you might not have gotten the joke but other might have and i did not post the full post he made  from   Cedrics section if i did then you would gotten the full joke .. sorry if it offended u

 

his full post and make note i also been using a cane for the past 10 years , and i fully understand him

 

 

 

 

Posted 18 Nov 2016 - 12:22

i have a permanently crippled leg and have to walk with a cane. Consequently, I can't walk fast and certainly can't run.

 

I just timed the potty break. I grabbed my cane, walked out of the den, down the hall, went into the bathroom, peed, wiped, washed my hands, dried them and came back to the desk using the same itinerary as mentioned above, sat down and looked at the timer. It took 2 minutes 30 seconds. If I had been in a battle, I would have been kicked out for answering the call of Mother Nature, using good hygiene and being crippled.

 

I had read a few posts that suggested going to the bathroom before entering the battle. Yeah, right, nice try. Go to the bathroom and your bladder says, "Uh-huh. not yet." And my bowels say, "Nope nothing here either." Then you figure you are good to go. Five minutes into the battle, one or the other or both exit points say, "Sorry to have disappointed you, while ago, we now have the results you were looking for." You tell your bladder/bowels, "Nope, you didn't have to go five minutes ago, so now you're going to have to wait 10 more minutes. You see, I'm playing this game and if I stop now, I'll get kicked out. You do understand my position, here. Right?" So, here you are, in the heat of battle, arguing with Mother Nature. Guess who's going to win? And I'm not talking about red or blue teams.

 

Well, I guess you could always insert a cork. I can see the headlines now: "Tanki Online player kills family with flying cork while running to the bathroom." I wonder if that would hit the "News and Announcements" section of the TO forum.

 

 

 

 

Edited November 19, 2016 by frozen_heart

[xX_I.Love.Her_Xx 2,650]

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

To play Tanki or to eat (?):

 

[railguniz4noobz 2,394]

To play Tanki or to eat (?):

 

To choice is obvious here. *buys 1500 supply kit*

[xX_I.Love.Her_Xx 2,650]

To choice is obvious here. *buys 1500 supply kit*

Yeah coz 1500 kit is totally 2.50 $ :3

[railguniz4noobz 2,394]

Yeah coz 1500 kit is totally 2.50 $ :3

During the cyber monday sale...

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

tsk tsk ;)

 

 

 

asif is so hilarious :lol:

no logic XD

 

Looks like someone can't be bothered to properly check their keyboard...

roflmao

InvisibIe Posted 05 Nov 2016 - 15:13

 

 

im dying.... XD XD XD XD

 

This topic is killing me XD

[X_Death.By.Me_X 1,503]

[xX_I.Love.Her_Xx 2,650]

 

 

 

True fans will know.

[Adel 567]

How dare you!!!! total photoshop  :ph34r:

[xX_I.Love.Her_Xx 2,650]

lol

 

[r_Valk8 2,086]

                          

 

 

[Tofu 6,773]

                          

 

 

 I don't know what you are talking about :ph34r:

[r_Valk8 2,086]

 I don't know what you are talking about :ph34r:

Lmao

[Ninja 10,468]

xD

 

  

Edited December 9, 2016 by Ninja

[X_Death.By.Me_X 1,503]

                          

 

 

100% Photoshop.  :ph34r:

[Tofu 6,773]

100% Photoshop. :ph34r:

+

[xX_I.Love.Her_Xx 2,650]

100% Photoshop.  :ph34r:

Yeah everyone knows you love me and not Qfu <3 :lol:

[Tofu 6,773]

Yeah everyone knows you love me and not Qfu <3 :lol:

++ :ph34r:

[DESTROYER_13 1,019]

Random Guy in main chat: My parents said if they catch me playing Tanki again, they will smash my head into the keybomlwoilskntes

[xX_I.Love.Her_Xx 2,650]

Random Guy in main chat: My parents said if they catch me playing Tanki again, they will smash my head into the keybomlwoilskntes

lol my granpa heard that joke, he thought it was funny too.... around 50 years ago

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

Random Guy in main chat: My parents said if they catch me playing Tanki again, they will smash my head into the keybomlwoilskntes

Unfortunately, I read a lot of joke books.

 

Who would've guessed, my sense of humor isn't natrual. :ph34r: