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I can see the headlines now: "Tanki Online player kills family with flying cork while running to the bathroom." I wonder if that would hit the "News and Announcements" section of the TO forum.

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Dont talk unecessary what you said wasn't funny this is only for funny stuff

to each its own .. you might not have gotten the joke but other might have and i did not post the full post he made  from   Cedrics section if i did then you would gotten the full joke .. sorry if it offended u

 

his full post and make note i also been using a cane for the past 10 years , and i fully understand him

 

 

 

 

Posted 18 Nov 2016 - 12:22

i have a permanently crippled leg and have to walk with a cane. Consequently, I can't walk fast and certainly can't run.

 

I just timed the potty break. I grabbed my cane, walked out of the den, down the hall, went into the bathroom, peed, wiped, washed my hands, dried them and came back to the desk using the same itinerary as mentioned above, sat down and looked at the timer. It took 2 minutes 30 seconds. If I had been in a battle, I would have been kicked out for answering the call of Mother Nature, using good hygiene and being crippled.

 

I had read a few posts that suggested going to the bathroom before entering the battle. Yeah, right, nice try. Go to the bathroom and your bladder says, "Uh-huh. not yet." And my bowels say, "Nope nothing here either." Then you figure you are good to go. Five minutes into the battle, one or the other or both exit points say, "Sorry to have disappointed you, while ago, we now have the results you were looking for." You tell your bladder/bowels, "Nope, you didn't have to go five minutes ago, so now you're going to have to wait 10 more minutes. You see, I'm playing this game and if I stop now, I'll get kicked out. You do understand my position, here. Right?" So, here you are, in the heat of battle, arguing with Mother Nature. Guess who's going to win? And I'm not talking about red or blue teams.

 

Well, I guess you could always insert a cork. I can see the headlines now: "Tanki Online player kills family with flying cork while running to the bathroom." I wonder if that would hit the "News and Announcements" section of the TO forum.

 

 

 

 

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Random Guy in main chat: My parents said if they catch me playing Tanki again, they will smash my head into the keybomlwoilskntes

Unfortunately, I read a lot of joke books.

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Who would've guessed, my sense of humor isn't natrual. :ph34r:

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