Jokes And Riddles

[Galaxyfire10 1]

Tell a joke, riddle, brain teaser or a funny sayings

(I created this page because i was bored)

Rules:

1. No offending joke [about people , players, moderators. (No mama jokes)]

 

 

Here are mine

( a funny saying )

Emily : did you know you were built upside down

Matt: Hows that possible

Emily: Your nose runs and your feet smell

 

(a joke )

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

Because the lid said, " twist to open"

Edited March 30, 2013 by Galaxyfire10

[boyice 18]

no fun at all

[Arcohhs 67]

Well I've got a joke you lame boutslaught suckers : Imagine If a black iphone was really a black iphone like "Siri whats the temperature outside?" and it would respond "Go stick your head out the window" time goes by and "Siri Tell me somthing dirty" and it wound reply "You better not pee on me"

[Joshy55 2]

Q. Why'd the turkey cross the street?

A. Cuz the chicken was on vacation.

 

My lamest joke yet :P

[Guest]

Moved to Off-Topic.

[Frost.Angel 221]

not funny

[blackdiceOoO 3]

So a blonde woman jumps out of her car and into the dance club where she gets taught dancing. She comes back to her car 30mins later after her lesson, looks into her pocket to get the keys but soon realises that the keys are locked in the car. She calls the tow truck man to help her get the keys out of the car. when he arrives he sighs and says: " why did you need me for you car is a convertable" !!!!

 

convertable car

Edited March 31, 2013 by blackdiceOoO

[blackdiceOoO 3]

*troll*