Ink Splash:A day in the life of an average tanker

[marc.anthony 101]

I go on Tanki.There's a new update,144.I'll test it out to see how good it is for me.OK,got 19 Nukes.That's better than a DCC or NSBP at least.Hmm...let's see....I'll take the Firebird-Hornet.Let's find a Combe battle.OK,found a Combe CTF with 15 flags 30 minutes.That's pretty good.Ok,Let's go!Haha,BURN!Take the flag,take the flag,YES!Got it! Ok,now go back,go back.Oh no, a stupid Freeze!Nooo!Lost the flag!I'll go burn that freeze till he dies.Haha!Burnt him!Wait, I'm dead!Oh,no,there's a Shaft!Oh dang!He got me again.I think I'll take a Shaft,since he's doing pretty well.Load,load.Quickly!Ok,take the Mammoth,take the Shaft.Ok now let's go kill them!Wait hold on.What?It's full!Oh never mind.I'll go somewhere else.Like....here!Bobruisk,blue team.Ok,find a place.This seems good.Zoooom.......Die!Haha!Now zoom.....Oh no,a Freeze!Dang!I'll try a different spot.Ok this seems good.Zoom....explode.Zoom........explode.Zoom.....ex-Wait!What's that on the bridge?Something's falling.....OMG, it's a GOLD BOX!!!!!!! Run,Run!Almost there.....NOOOOOO!Stupid Wasp!Why did I take this Mammoth?I'm going to change it.Let's see.....Isida-Hornet.Ok,Let's serch for a Combe battle.Ok found a good one.Heal.......Ooh,Nitro.Ok now I'll take the flag.Ok,got it now go........NOOOOOO!A STUPID FREEZE!I'll go burn him.....

Edited April 21, 2013 by marc.anthony

[TitaniumRyan 33]

This is not the life of a tanker!!!! what you should do is pick one gun and stick to it without always changing, and when your the sniper and the gold box is'nt next to you all you have to do is on a nuke and kill everybody who goes next to it and by the looks of it since your in the blue team your sniping spot is obviously in a safe place where you mostly likely won't get hurt so no point in going after the gold box

[GoldRock 6,165]

This is a pretty hilarious story, even if it wasn't meant to be.

[marc.anthony 101]

This is not the life of a tanker!!!! what you should do is pick one gun and stick to it without always changing, and when your the sniper and the gold box is'nt next to you all you have to do is on a nuke and kill everybody who goes next to it and by the looks of it since your in the blue team your sniping spot is obviously in a safe place where you mostly likely won't get hurt so no point in going after the gold box

I agree with you but this an average tanker.

[I.Devastation 2,053]

This is not the life of a tanker!!!! what you should do is pick one gun and stick to it without always changing, and when your the sniper and the gold box is'nt next to you all you have to do is on a nuke and kill everybody who goes next to it and by the looks of it since your in the blue team your sniping spot is obviously in a safe place where you mostly likely won't get hurt so no point in going after the gold box

+1 :D

[marc.anthony 101]

I know that that is the right thing to do but this is just a story

[Hop1337 1]

LOL.This made me laugh XD

[SilentShadow 104]

After reading this story, it is safe to assume the Clan of Freeze has issued a vendetta against your tank!

[marc.anthony 101]

I k r

[TitaniumRyan 33]

or he has a vendatta against the freeze and trying to make freeze look bad .

[Amagi 1,728]

I go on Tanki.There's a new update,144.I'll test it out to see how good it is for me.OK,got 19 Nukes.That's better than a DCC or NSBP at least.Hmm...let's see....I'll take the Firebird-Hornet.Let's find a Combe battle.OK,found a Combe CTF with 15 flags 30 minutes.That's pretty good.Ok,Let's go!Haha,BURN!Take the flag,take the flag,YES!Got it! Ok,now go back,go back.Oh no, a stupid Freeze!Nooo!Lost the flag!I'll go burn that freeze till he dies.Haha!Burnt him!Wait, I'm dead!Oh,no,there's a Shaft!Oh dang!He got me again.I think I'll take a Shaft,since he's doing pretty well.Load,load.Quickly!Ok,take the Mammoth,take the Shaft.Ok now let's go kill them!Wait hold on.What?It's full!Oh never mind.I'll go somewhere else.Like....here!Bobruisk,blue team.Ok,find a place.This seems good.Zoooom.......Die!Haha!Now zoom.....Oh no,a Freeze!Dang!I'll try a different spot.Ok this seems good.Zoom....explode.Zoom........explode.Zoom.....ex-Wait!What's that on the bridge?Something's falling.....OMG, it's a GOLD BOX!!!!!!! Run,Run!Almost there.....NOOOOOO!Stupid Wasp!Why did I take this Mammoth?I'm going to change it.Let's see.....Isida-Hornet.Ok,Let's serch for a Combe battle.Ok found a good one.Heal.......Ooh,Nitro.Ok now I'll take the flag.Ok,got it now go........NOOOOOO!A STUPID FREEZE!I'll go burn him.....

This is a very vicious cycle.

[HeroPlayer 797]

Yes, the first thing make me laugh today. Nice!

[marc.anthony 101]

Thanks!:)

[oggi0033 0]

now thats humor :lol:haha

[TanksAndTanks 0]

And yet, the idea of using a Freeze+Hornet has yet to show up in this ''vicious cycle'' as Stinger911 has referred to as.

[Amagi 1,728]

Oh wait, 19 Nukes? RULE TANKI HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! :P :P :P :P :P

[marc.anthony 101]

Why,how much do you get?

[Amagi 1,728]

Why,how much do you get?

[marc.anthony 101]

Ooooooookkkay?

[Amagi 1,728]

Nukes? Oh you mean double power, nah i have none of those.

[marc.anthony 101]

I never asked you!!!

[TitaniumRyan 33]

that really mad me laugh

[TitaniumRyan 33]

I just realize this topic went to the third page, so you me necroposted to bring it back, because this topic was 'nt there 10 minutes ago on the front page

Edited April 25, 2013 by TitaniumRyan

[marc.anthony 101]

What?

[TitaniumRyan 33]

I meant to say necroposted lol