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* Russian is my fifth after English, Cantonese, Mandarin, French

* I couldn't sleep the nights before the sale

* I've been drawing tanks when I have free time

* I dream of it when I'm not on it, and I think of the forum when I'm off it

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When filling out an application and you put your Tanki nickname down instead of your real name.

When someone calls out your name and you don't respond.

When you buy something at the store and realize you don't have enough crystals.

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6. When one of your favourite insults is to call someone a "recruit".

One of my favorite insults to call my friends is "noob". (I really do :lol:)

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  • When you see orange and think,Gold Box!!!!
  • When you bribe people with crystals,not money.
  • When you think of what you're going to buy and ways to get crystals in your spare time.
  • When you have dreams you have gotten 100,000 crystals,you wake up and log on to see if it's true.
  • You hear a Biology lesson on Insects and wonder why they're talking about Hornets,Wasps,and their Hunters in school.
  • When you see somebody arrested for drug abuse and you wonder why they've banned him.
  • You start killing people because they'll just respawn somewhere else.
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When filling out an application and you put your Tanki nickname down instead of your real name.

LOL...I actually did that with an medical insurance card. :lol:

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  • When your teacher shouts "Silence!" and you reply "CTF or TDM?"
  • When you get an accelerated heart beat and a stomachache if gold is about to fall.
  • When all your friends who don't even play TO know everything there is to know about it.

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1. You call the police "mods", to be arrested "banned", and crimes "bannable offences".

2. You call money "crystals".

3. You automatically assume all sales in shops to be 25% off.

4. You know more about Russian public holidays than you do the public holidays of your own country.

5. When you want to learn Russian as your second/third language.

6. When one of your favourite insults is to call someone a "recruit".

7. When the only thing you can think to make when playing with lego is tanks.

 

Carry on! But don't post dumb things like "when you have 1,000,000 experience points" or whatever. We all know you've bought too much experience played too much Tanki then. But what other things are symptoms of you playing too much Tanki?

 

A noob :lol:

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  • When your teacher shouts "Silence!" and you reply "CTF or TDM?
  • When all your friends who don't even play TO know everything there is to know about it.

 

Hahaah, I lol'd.

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