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1.) When your on vacation to a beach and its 95 degrees outside the water crystal clear and the waves rolling away from the beautiful sunset and you realize OH SHOOT I FORGOT TO COLLECT MY DAILY BONUS

2.) When someone asks you what are your goals in life you think to yourself "to have a full m3 garage and drugs to last a lifetime"

3.) when you watch sports you call them clans instead of teams

4.) when watching a high speed chase on TV you start yelling at the police RETURN THE FLAG

5.) when you classify people as certain types of tanks (bullies twins mammy) (cute little girls wasp shaft)

6.) when your dream at night is to be sitting atop a throne made of gold boxes leading your clan to victory

7.) when someone disses someone else I am now in the habit of saying SNYPED

8.) when at the end of a sports game you say gg instead of good game

9.) when you imagine which gun could do the most damage to a school (hint hint the answer is twins rapid fire plasma ouch your math teacher wont survive that one)

10.) when you are looking at something you are thinking which map does this look like

11.) when you see someone is really skilled and call them a hacker i cant tell you how many times i have been playing a game with a friend and said he's hacking

12.) when your parents think your doing homework but your really playing tanki

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1.) When your on vacation to a beach and its 95 degrees outside the water crystal clear and the waves rolling away from the beautiful sunset and you realize OH SHOOT I FORGOT TO COLLECT MY DAILY BONUS

2.) When someone asks you what are your goals in life you think to yourself "to have a full m3 garage and drugs to last a lifetime"

3.) when you watch sports you call them clans instead of teams

4.) when watching a high speed chase on TV you start yelling at the police RETURN THE FLAG

5.) when you classify people as certain types of tanks (bullies twins mammy) (cute little girls wasp shaft)

6.) when your dream at night is to be sitting atop a throne made of gold boxes leading your clan to victory

7.) when someone disses someone else I am now in the habit of saying SNYPED

8.) when at the end of a sports game you say gg instead of good game

9.) when you imagine which gun could do the most damage to a school (hint hint the answer is twins rapid fire plasma ouch your math teacher wont survive that one)

10.) when you are looking at something you are thinking which map does this look like

11.) when you see someone is really skilled and call them a hacker i cant tell you how many times i have been playing a game with a friend and said he's hacking

12.) when your parents think your doing homework but your really playing tanki

Haha great!

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When you and your friends are silent and can't find anything to talk about unless the subject is tanki. THEN, of course, the conversation is quite animated.

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When you stepped on an egg , the egg broke and you thought that your track had rolled over a mine and it exploded. :P

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